I’m ova here now

39  2019-09-20 by Python_Jon

8 comments

Truly an upstanding citizen.

Took in a single mother whose daughter was abandoned by her alleged father, and is now establishing a stable family unit with the only toys being for the children and at most a moderate consumption of alcohol.

He is everything Patrick is not, and nothing that Patrick is.

Buy one get one free

Property of big dick Jonathan

Handsome man with kind eyes

I just noticed his initials JS remind me of the name Jesus. Praise him!

Class act. Knows how to keep a woman happy

Notice how Jon doesn't look like a fucking typical "to catch a predator" pedophile with a beard like Fatrick does. Tells ya everything you need to know about the difference in testosterone production between Jon (the man) and Fatrick the questionable non binary gendered faggot.

Whenever someone disagrees with Jonathan about politics, he just smiles, and says, "Hey man, different strokes, y'know?", and buys them a beer. He doesn't sperg out, and he doesn't have a social media outside of an old MySpace profile from 12 years ago, so he doesn't block anyone.

He also hasn't seen a comic book movie since Batman 89.