Pack it up, guys

9  2019-09-20 by ellencakehorn

Let's face it - Patrick is just too smart.

We've tried again and again, but we've been out witted and out maneuvered at every turn.

Every time we create a sub, with a flick of his wrist he destroys them like they were mere sandcastles.

We only lose. He only wins.

2 comments

1  YangChensFenderStore 2019-09-20

Yes. Imagine the excitement during the hours preparing those wins. You don't have that kind of motivation.

1  ClintWiseblood 2019-09-20

I can picture it now, him sitting at that shitty sports bar with his laptop, taking screenshots of troll posts and loudly retelling the entire saga to whoever is sitting next to him without bothering to gauge their interest first.