This product weighs over 300 lb. and contains: bacon, egg, cheese on a roll, bud light and cum. 0% brain matter.

1  2019-10-02 by ILoveWhores69

8 comments

They kne they were going to do a roast for his 60th birthday and all they did was use a folding chair. Couldn’t be bothered to pick up a nice chair or at least bring one downstairs. That’s what they think of fat faggot Joe.

Call of duty shirt, basket ball shorts, 60 years old.

Call of Duty: Spud Ops

A milestone 60th birthday and those that love you most couldn’t even be bothered to take you to a nice restaurant Joe. You spent your 60th birthday in your brothers basement as usual.

drinking an o'douls

Shit white sneakers? Check.

ANYONE CAN DO IT

You can see in his eyes (if you manage to look past the folds of surrounding flab) that he's hating every second of being "roasted." He can't really laugh at himself because he doesn't have any self-awareness. Also, he's a loser who, underneath the thin veneer of bravado, is (rightfully) extremely unsure of himself and his place in the world.

The way he's sitting, the fear in his eyes, the nervous swilling of beer - it all adds up to a picture of someone who wishes they were somewhere else.