Ugly monster

1  2019-09-20 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

9 comments

TFW you find out she's actually in her early 20s

The amazing thing is I’ve almost forgot about Tranpa because Joe has consumed all of my smoke breaks and toilet time tinkering.

TFW the parents of the 12 year old girl you've been trying to lure into your car show up.

He has a dark ages look to him like he would loot corpses after a battle

Sir Faggot Cumia wouldn't have been found within 50 miles of a battle.

You misunderstood. He would emerge from the hollowed out tree that he lived in after the last man fell to loot eat and probably fuck the dead

He could pass as one of the water carriers in Saladin's army.

Just threw up in my mouth. I don't even think I can finish my shift at panera now...

Inside and out.