Guitardzan

1  2019-09-20 by JoeCumiaDotCom

37 comments

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-09-20

Joe really putting on a show for those Big Jay look-alike's.

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-09-20

Stevie Ray Yawn

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-20

Kurt Nobrain

1  McGowan9 2019-09-20

Eric Clapdumb.

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-20

Howlin Oaf

1  Knife_rapist 2019-09-20

Eddie Van Failin'

1  Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-20

Bravo lol

1  ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-20

I go deep with the Chess Records, brotherman.

1  TheGunsOfProvolone 2019-09-20

Muddy Genepool

1  Leofan7 2019-09-20

Also known as Slowhead.

1  snargfursk 2019-09-20

Gary Moo.

1  SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-20

Joe Fatriani

1  suelightninglover 2019-09-20

I don't know anything about guitars but he messed up quite a few notes and looked like a fat retard while doing.

1  suirogerg 2019-09-20

Seriously, what an embarrassment this was to watch. u/DOXXER100 you do a complete disgrace to the bands/artists you cover.

Hendrix played better live when he was pumped full of booze and LSD than you did here...

1  where_we_at 2019-09-20

For fucks sake, Joe. You signed up to wank exclusively for five minutes uninterrupted at GC. Of course you did.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-20

He should be fined for public masturbation. That was obscene.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-20

His guitar solos are the equivalent of his stuttering, indecisive, barely coherent speech.

1  JudgeMarilynMillian 2019-09-20

Playing blues influenced lead is in my wheelhouse, I also used to think it was cool to show off in guitar shops (when I was 16), but this offends me, musically.

1  WheelchairFred 2019-09-20

Terrible sense of tempo, consistently rushing/playing on the front of the beat, except when he disregards tempo altogether. The mark of a Guitar Mag reading, something-to-prove, solo bedroom shredder who hasn't actually put in the time in sessions or on the bandstand with quality players. Not too many wrong notes, but when you're playing an e-minor blues scale, it's hard to hit a wrong note, it's like having bowling alley bumpers.

Typical Joe: minimum effort expended, maximum accolades expected.

1  246h8 2019-09-20

but when you're playing an e-minor blues scale, it's hard to hit a wrong note, it's like having bowling alley bumpers.

This is a perfect description. He's a blues pentatonic hack.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-09-20

The way he moves around is like Forrest Gump when he had his leg braces.

1  McGowan9 2019-09-20

Have a heart. You've got to remember that Joe has spindly stick legs and that they're supporting well over 300lbs of shit.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-09-20

"92% upvoted"

Hey, Joe

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1  Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-09-20

This was bad. He never hit one note in tune with the slide. No feel whatsoever, and terrible bends/vibrato. But, his fat potato diabeetus body atop those chicken legs would look right at home on the Mississippi Delta. Nice blown-out neck elastic, stupid.

1  Skip4play 2019-09-20

He just cant stop hanging his glasses off the neck. Thats why it looks like a dog got a hold of him in every picture.

1  snargfursk 2019-09-20

That was awful. All over the fucking place, it's kind of impressive how he's been playing for half a century and it's still this bad.

1  mvcv114 2019-09-20

Endeavor to be mediocre.

1  Phkna1 2019-09-20

He is awful

1  Abarf 2019-09-20

Hey It's Chef Atkins

1  uncle_touchy_dance 2019-09-20

Just ripping it up for 7 disinterested oggmonsters. This guys really made it to the top folks.

1  Joes_Chinese_Guitars 2019-09-20

Guitarded

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1  TacolasCage 2019-09-20

Nice key change stupid

1  QuantumDice 2019-09-20

Anyone know who's shaky alcoholic hand is filming this? get a shitty tripod from the dollar store, you poor fuck.

1  QuantumDice 2019-09-20

Also, doesn't AntH hate blues music?

1  SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-20

This hurt my ears