hey joe, off the top of your head, what time does school start

you spent 10 minutes trying to google it but couldnt remember the name of the school

dont lie

Agréable français, stupide

I’ll tell you what’s funny in ‘an Aspergers kind of way’; going on national television and saying, completely unprovoked, I am not a pedophile.

Thank you for validating me. How’s Milla Jovovich these days?

Pussy torn from the raging sex by a certain 6'1 sex machine, father of four, 64th airborne veteran and accused pedophile

You're right; you never denied being a pedo.

It's a common misconception

No one wants you to delete this account , ya old pedo. And stop watching kiddie porn while driving, you horrible excuse for a father.

He’s got you on this one. He claimed he was accused of pedophilia, not once did he ever deny it.

Just like Eric.

There's a 6 year old chink somewhere right now that plays better than you

theres a six year old chink who made his guitar

Hahaha

Please explain to Bovine Joe how "...they will spin your good deeds into bad neeeeeeews.." pls Corey.

Card carrying

He's not wrong

Lots of country clubs and casinos. $500/2hrs.

So why don't you stand on your own two feet, financially, rather than leeching off Anth?

Why did you record it with that awful sounding Yamaha? In your 60+, or whatever guitars, don't you have an acoustic with a better pickup than that?

Yeah, what kind of musician uses good quality, good sounding instruments at gigs? Best left at home safe in the closet, right?

Why don't you check out indeed.com

Your answer couldn't have been more perfect

You can lead a horse to water, but cumias are completely hopeless

No anonymity- people provide their real names, addresses etc and you can make appointments to meet up with them face to face

Why comment here then? That’s right, you love the attention. You’re a real keyboard warrior, Joe. All talk, no action

There it is.

This is reality-bending retardation

Check out www.JoeCumia.com

cowards, faggots and myself

Redundant.

You got my joke, shut up.

Is it?

Only a goddamned fucking idiot of your magnitude could possibly look at that and think that it's "thorough and definitive". Jesus christ.

Can you please post the convo you had with Pat

You really are starting to get it. AntH and Jim and all of them have never gotten this far.

"Oh, Pat, please tell me all your secrets!"

Had to take a rape shower after that?

Yeah, you "sound like" a gutless faggot. I'm sure you're totally not a gutless fucking waste of human life

just post the parts that make Fat Pat look like a fag

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Some one woke up with his big boy pants on. Google your name Joe. Do it. Do you see the results? If and when this place goes under, we go on with our lives, happy and anonymous. But you, you fat troglodyte sub-nigger faggot? You have to wake up everyday as Joe Cumia. You are a failure as a human. A failure as a father. You should be ashamed of yourself for the humiliation you have dolled out to your soon-to-be-full-of-black-dick daughter. Do you actually think her friends don't know what a fucking loser her dad it? How long before this is used against her? Girls are cruel to other girls. Your daughter will grow to hate you. Have fun playing in cover bands in front of dozens of bored barflies until you drop dead from a combination of obesity and stupidity.

look joe stinks but talking about his kids love of black dick is a bit strong

Wasn't implying any love at the present; but I know what happens to girls who have shit fathers. We all do. It probably was a bit strong, but Joe is a piece of shit who cares more about being a fake rock star than being an actual man, and I actually feel sorry for his kid.

Dude when Winston tells you to chill out, you really fucked up

when you are right, you are right.

Yeah I agree. I believe there is an odd obsession with black dick in general with some posters.

Bam's Seed, comment?

People Google folks that they're possibly going to hire. So I guess your unemployed unemployable faggot face doesn't need to worry about that.

You play dress up.

Revel in your fantasies, sir. They're all you have.

fat troglodyte sub-nigger faggot

I enjoyed that one

Harsh but fair.

Joe, you really need to capitalise on this situation. If you produce content, we will pay attention and some of us will probably throw down cash to make it happen. Everyone that comments in this thread will talk a big game like they won't, but the fact of the matter is that we thrive on content. If you started doing paid script-readings, or made parody songs about Opie or Ant, or started streaming on Periscope or Twitch or whatever, we would eat that shit up. We would verbally bash you while you did it, but we would be watching. If you're willing to take the bashing you can turn this place into a veritable goldmine. Start a Patreon page. Start a Twitch channel.

Fuck yeah. I'll drop you a line later on, my man.

Are you ever gonna start that GG Allin cover band?

Only if he dies after a show.

LOL

Typical REDDITARD, always getting OFFENDED when presented with LOGIC and FACTS. There are hundreds of if not more people who cover shit like U2, Clapton, and Phil Collins and do so much better than you. Nobody really wants to see a 60 year old man cover anything but the bottom of a casket.

Oh, but I do! Every time I decide I have to take a shit, during bad weather, driving from job to job(when I’m the passenger). I know real labor scares most FAGGOTS and LIBTARDS, but there are some benefits to being employed.

Yes, there are many people in the market to hire a cover band, but don’t delude yourself into thinking that you own any of the small amount of appeal that garners.

Write your own songs faggot

All we want is funny. Not what your brother is doing. Not whatever the fuck Jimmensam is. Just be entertaining.

Is this dope have alzheimers? Hes just saying the same thing every post. "Har har har I'm only here as a divine spectator, peons".

Also, I find it hilarious this retards still playing the, "IDGAF what you say or do" card.

That was clearly a lie when your brother offered $5,000 to shut this place down and when you said on the people's court, "I really didn't wanna bring these people up"

Fat. Old. Idiot.

Joe every time I almost don't hate you, you say something else

By the way, the turnover rate is high around here. I don't think anybody who defaced your mother's memorial page are still around. We fight a lot and people leave and then new ones appear and we wash rinse and repeat. Like, the guys you feel most bitter at are probably not even around anymore.

If we stopped annoying you, why do you continue to post here? You come off like a bitter girl who won't stop texting their ex-boyfriend. This'll probably end with you telling us you hate us and never want to see us again

Until the fine chaps on the sub figured out that IntelectualHomosexual was you, you were posting here with the very same anonymity. Even using it the bash your brother. You hypocritical ass

There's no way Ant can't resist flicking through this sub, in the same way he can't resist a vibrating egg

If you are as God made you, admit your love of dick

Your brother's fame, and your 15 seconds of it, are based on mundane insults about OJ. You wouldn't know class if you took your daughter to one

You're just giving ammo for Beiges follow-up doc on you. We may be anonymous but if we say or do something retarded, who cares? On the other hand, we all know who you are and you're making a fool out of yourself every day here.

Joe, you are literally one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. It's cute watching you pretend to be our intellectual superior. You smoked crack with your mom and couldn't even finish high school lmfao.

Joe, you are literally one of the dumbest people I've ever seen. It's cute watching you pretend to be our intellectual intlectual superior. You smoked crack with your mom, couldn't even finish high school, regularly get scammed by the Chinese and you thought Ctrl+Alt+Delete made you a blackhat super hacker lmfao.

You're a dumb old man.

https://i.imgur.com/vaXrgYj.jpg

I ended with a joke about your poor parenting skills. FACT. Not even parenting, time-keeping. FACT

Where did those millions go? I thought Chinese guitars are cheap. FACT

You just admitted to bashing Anthony so you could prove me incorrect? It would be a completely wrong fact if you hadn't bashed him at all with any anonymous accounts. FACT

You failed to contextually address any of the points in my reply. FACT

What is the difference between your mother's 'online' memorial page and WBEE's / Terry Clifford's facebook pages?

​

"sauce for the goose"

She's a fine lady with a svelte figure

Anthony didn't offer the money because people posted in the guestbook. He flipped out because I posted a video of an African funeral mocking your trash family. He is such a racist faggot that all the tranny fucking jokes meant nothing, but a video of black people dancing made this place a vile den of hate. Go fuck your sister.

He's taken care of your last request MANY MANY times. Sick fucks those Cumia's.

How many times did your father rape your mouth?

Anthony doesn't care because he had no way to express himself publicly, having been banned from social media. All he has left is booze, pills, and leeches like you

Only 27,000 people are reading this

Sick burn

so so so its better that 20 thousand less people care about you?

If you had ever advanced beyond the 8th grade, both scholastically and mentally, you would understand the flaws of the one-to-one argument. Joe, you are not smart. I'm not trying to be mean, but you clearly have a below average IQ. Its okay. Not everyone wins in life. At least you have a benefactor and the ability to make some money off other people's music.

141 IQ

Go ahead and post that IQ test result for us to see. People with 122 tend to graduate from regular high school and attend decent colleges.

He could have gone to Yale but those potatoes weren’t going to peel themselves. Real heroes make sacrifices.

You don’t write coherently. It’s always a “I’ll keep this brief” and then four pages of nonsense

A John Holmes reference? Keep up with the times and say James Deen or Two Tone Malone you geriatric fuck.

I'm starting to like you Joseph

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You didn’t know what the electoral college was

He answers insults. 😂😂😂😂

Where'd you get this IQ test administered?

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University

You're one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen

In all seriousness what IQ test did you take and what was the standard deviation? Also who administered the test?

You're using an internet IQ test and considering it to be a legitimate indicator of your intelligence PLUS you're admitting you don't know what fucking standard deviation means in the same sentence? This is hilarious.

Hint: That site has high scores for everyone because that means the moron who takes it will share it with people and convince them to test too.

I still can't believe you're bragging about an online IQ test. Online IQ tests have been the butt of internet jokes since the 90's

i cannot get over this one. this is just next level joe

I mean I don't know dick about the internet, but if you'd like, I can figure out a way to post the pictures of the 6 page report from the actual IQ test I took at 18 (the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale IV). It was a test that took several hours and was administered in a series of roughly 1-2 hour segments over the course of several weeks (to make sure they didn't catch me on an exceptionally good or bad day) by a licensed psychologist. I've never brought it to anyone up in the years since I've taken it (since spouting off your own IQ score to others is extremely uncouth, not to mention there's much more to intelligence than working memory/processing speed/verbal comprehension/perceptual reasoning) but since you ask I'd be happy to upload the report. I'm about to turn in for the evening, but tomorrow I can upload the images of the report that's probably still in a folder in my desk if you'd really like to see it. I would suggest briefly reading about the Wechsler exam too, so that way you can get a basic idea of the test itself and learn about standard deviation, since it makes quite a difference in terms of what say, 122 means in relation to everyone else's scores.

Anyone who feels the need to tell strangers what their I.Q allegedly is, probably isn't cracking 3 digits.

So so so so so you're saying your brother has no fanbase?

So so so so so so you're a social media influencer now Joe?

“No one knows about the things posted here, except you TWENTY SEVEN THOUSAND people, the national tv audience of People’s Court, the readers of People Magazine, and every comedian with a podcast.”

It's also re: Compound Media subscribers

I think choking women and niggers would make us better

Are you a pedophile?

Even though there’s literally a video of homo joe admitting you’re him, I still have a hard time believing you’re homo Joe. No one is this stupid. It’s not physically possible.

Nah. You’re a stupid person pretending to be stupid. I can’t wait for the punchline. Spoiler alert things are not gonna go your way dummy hahaha

"So you're saying SPEECH makes you a racist." What was the next part of that argument going to be? PLEASE REPLY!

"Please allow me to lure you away from the book signing with offers of coffee"

I had theorized that's the point you were making, I just wanted to be sure. Thanks for the reply.

I like how you always qualify white supremacy with words like “violent,” and “destructive.” You think your white supremacy is just because you’re not cracking skulls with your fake biker gang. You’re pathetic and exceptionally stupid.

You don't know what "constituents" means.

Not a bad point, why did you let 4 slobs drown you out before making it?

Joe thanks for answering my post about the pat logs. I have another question, something I've been dying to know since it happened.

When you were debating that protester at Anthony's book signing, you started arguing, "so you're saying SPEECH makes you a racist" but got cut off. What was the rest of your argument going to be?

Thanks in advance

Nigger announce some dates if you're so brave

Why do you come here when you know it will be negative shit?

I never go anywhere I am not welcome, but you need us Joey, you like the attention.

Because of what those filthy Mexican men did you and your brother when you were young you think that pain and fear provides you with the positive affirmation that normal people get out of positive human experiences.

TLDR; You got molested and that is why you are a pedophile now.

But seriously why do you come here?

The simple truth is you have no effect on our lives, Joe.

it takes a real retard to have the desire to affect a strangers life.

Couldn't agree more, you fucking retard.

Don’t you have chores that need doing. These paragraphs won’t put food in your kids mouths. You bald, flabby Kardashian.

Autism rules, fuck you potato peeler

This might be the gayest post in the history of the sub. That is quite an accomplishment.

Oh, yeah, Ro Cumia sucks black cocks in hell. Just thought I'd mention it.

You think you'll still feel this way when we continue informing bar owners about your deplorable behavior when 2U hits the road again?

This terrorist is threatening to bomb us

I don't know who the fuck Gene is, but if you think he sucks then he was definitely the best part of your horrible shit buttock for fags.

I hope you have a heart attack during your next out-of-tune performance of Red Hill Mining Town or some other faggot song from those losers.

No one believes your business is booming, Joe. You play at Senor Taco if you're lucky. And you were made a complete fool on social media during that James Joyce Pub debacle. You're dumb.

Hey, Joe, maybe stop acting like you're a genius, faggot, and go and fix you're shitty life. You do realize you have a kid, right, stupid?

The Patrick posts are getting to him. He's no longer in the cross hair, and he's begging for attention.

i was with you until that god awful boomerpost that followed the title.

Keep posting. Watching your gradual descent into senility has been incredibly entertaining.

You're our pet retard Joe. Keep posting, that's a good boy.

I find that the best way to express that I don't care about something is to write daily essays about it

Anonymous cowards, faggots, and myself

HAHAHAHA. Dumb fuck.

nobody

27k

Stop trying to help, stupid

Wasn't implying any love at the present; but I know what happens to girls who have shit fathers. We all do. It probably was a bit strong, but Joe is a piece of shit who cares more about being a fake rock star than being an actual man, and I actually feel sorry for his kid.

Yeah I agree. I believe there is an odd obsession with black dick in general with some posters.

People Google folks that they're possibly going to hire. So I guess your unemployed unemployable faggot face doesn't need to worry about that.