Sam's parents are "mid level Upper Class" rich by Connecticut & Westchester standards. He stepped in shit with a radio gig - financial security is very attractive to some people.
She’s actually a really nice, smart, cultured person. I’ll never understand what she’s sees in him. He’s an absolutely horrendous person inside and out. I think just about everyone whose ever met the two probably wonders the same thing.
That's surprising to hear. The only time I heard her talk was during one of Fez's trivia matches vs Sam, where she didn't really shine; maybe just nervous then. Some girls have a need to take care of someone, so perhaps Sam's home persona is that of a big child who leaves the decisions to her.
She’s okay, which means she is astronomically out of his league. Actually Sam and that grotesque gargoyle Joe is with would make a good suitable couple
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1 greygooser 2019-03-10
O&A used to go out of their way to say how hot Jess was. She’s a 6 with a manly face and big gums
1 JimandFred 2019-03-10
I actually think she is really cute. Reminds me of Jynx Maze. I think she is way out of Sambo's league.
1 DryTeeth 2019-03-10
Sam's parents are "mid level Upper Class" rich by Connecticut & Westchester standards. He stepped in shit with a radio gig - financial security is very attractive to some people.
1 Stratahoo 2019-03-10
Jesus, his parents must be so disappointed in him.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-03-10
She’s actually a really nice, smart, cultured person. I’ll never understand what she’s sees in him. He’s an absolutely horrendous person inside and out. I think just about everyone whose ever met the two probably wonders the same thing.
1 deumae 2019-03-10
That's surprising to hear. The only time I heard her talk was during one of Fez's trivia matches vs Sam, where she didn't really shine; maybe just nervous then. Some girls have a need to take care of someone, so perhaps Sam's home persona is that of a big child who leaves the decisions to her.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-10
She's a 212 for Sam Roberts
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-03-10
She’s got quite the body on her.
1 Bennieand 2019-03-10
Shes so sexy. Why shes with Sam is one of the great mysteries of the universe
1 nawtfunny 2019-03-10
She's alright, but gotta be something fucked up with her.
Nice settling for a half-wit mongoloid, Stupid.
1 LikeTimiTsAharderWay 2019-03-10
Wasnt she murdered tryin to get that little Mexican mutant to wolverine
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-03-10
That poor girl probably never gets her pussy eaten.
1 jsnoots 2019-03-10
I that little faggot won't eat rice you know he's not licking a pussy or asshole.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-03-10
It's arsehole, yankfag.
1 McGowan9 2019-03-10
Do you remember when he made a big deal about the fact that he'd tried eggs? He was like 32 years old at the time.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-03-10
Well not by her husband
1 JCNiggins 2019-03-10
She should start shoving chicken tendies in her cooter.
1 randomusername8360 2019-03-10
Im holding out hope she takes Sam to the cleaners in the upcoming divorce.
1 PrinceAlena 2019-03-10
She’s okay, which means she is astronomically out of his league. Actually Sam and that grotesque gargoyle Joe is with would make a good suitable couple
1 literalotherkin 2019-03-10
Still get a laugh out of remembering how Ant would offer to pay for their holidays if he could get one naked photo of Jess.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2019-03-10
I feel like it'll be very easy to fuck Jess considering who her husband is.