The Dumbliners.

Portrait of an Old Queer as a Cosplayer.

Portrait of the faggot as an old man hahaha

(Q)U(eer)lysses.

That chapter where Leopold takes a dump in an outhouse would just be Joe crafting a bitchy fb post over 2 hours at compound east while forcing last night's deposits from big apple ranch out his pink sock. You know, because he has destroyed his asshole with Dominican penis

I'm trying to figure out who Molly would be in Joe's world but I'm at a loss. You'd think Carol but Molly always seemed very feminine and desirable since she's a slut.

Didn't Molly get wet seeing two dogs on the street fuck? I think the comparison is okay.

Probably. I used to read that book when drinking so some of the details get blurry.

It’s as if he resents the employed.

What rock have you been living under?

He’s a full fledge CEO, employing nearly one person on a part time basis.

He's never missed a target; 2U have bombed at shopping malls, clubs, VFW halls...

Hope they open for Ariana Grande in France

He really thinks the place doesn't deliberately price to keep cheap fucks like him away

Known in some circles as the "black tax."

For $12 the guy next to you at the bar won't try to sell you some speakers (or a fake Gretsch).

Proven business model.

Boomer had to do the math after buying a $12 alcoholic drink. Unless it’s 100% alcohol then you’re getting ripped off, it’s called running a business you dumb fuck.

it’s called running a business you dumb fuck.

To be fair, how the fuck would he know anything about this?

Well he is the president of Brother Joe Entertainment.

See? This is what I mean. Thanks for proving my point!

$12 for a shot of child spit is a bit pricey

It's not about the scarcity; it's about getting them not to tell...

Oblyvveus

Dulysses

It makes me smile to think about the fact that every waiter Joe has ever had has spit in his food.

You know he does something within the first 5 seconds of meeting the waitress to deserve it too, like call her 'Sweetie'.

I bet the first thing he does is ask if there's a military discount.

"Yeeeeeaaaahhhh, there isn't any chance we could knock a few dollars off that coffee, is there?" Adjusts Airborne hat

But he loves drinking down spit

Child spit.

Joe is obviously biased. I need his review on Big Apple Ranch.

Didn’t joe do a gig there like a week ago? Haha, looks the place decided he shouldn’t play there again and now he’s upset and lashing out.

I’m sure the servers being young are the problem, Joe. Not you who is obviously an entitled fucking retard. Who pays $12 for a regular sized cup of Irish coffee? Joe Cumia really is a stupid fuck. I wish he would’ve gotten a really strong Irish coffee and drove into a tree on his way home.

He got to keep the mug afterwards. Joe didn't let that part in.

He doesn't care about the price because she pays with little bros money anyway.

Unless it’s running out...

He's pissed they didn't comp his meal and drinks as part of his payment for playing.

They probably did treat him like shit but odds are it was because he was being himself, a giant douchebag.

That's a bit harsh. If Joe drove into a tree, then how are we gonna get our daily fix of laughing at the expense of a retarded baby boomer?

Imagine being upset at someone for almost being rude

Maybe The Cumias should be apologizing to them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sack_of_Baltimore

attacked by the Ottoman Algeria and Republic of Salé slavers from the Barbary Coast of North Africa – Moroccans, Dutchmen, Algerians and Ottoman Turks.

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"I won't be back."

Joe, that's at the venue's request, not yours. He recently played a gig there. He didn't draw a crowd like he promised, and the owners have not invited him back. Joe oversold and didn't deliver.

To get even, Joe writes a fake negative review on FB.

Isn't this fat fuck on a diet? Why's he eating bar food?

To get even, Joe writes a fake negative review on FB.

Bitch boy wrote it on their FB: https://m.facebook.com/pg/jamesjoyceny/reviews/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=0

This place should get positive reviews.

Reported for unfair recommendation

Just went to do the same and got a "This content is no longer available" message. It's a shame when these people ruin the review-giving process for the rest of us.

He just played there 3 days ago. I find it quite entertaining that we don't even have to reach out to venues to get them to cancel his future gigs. His mediocre solo act did that on his own.

Lol did he really play there?

Yep... It was on his Facebook page at the time that I wrote that post. He played a solo acoustic gig there on February 8th. I just went back to his page to get a link to the post, and guess what? He deleted the post saying he was playing there. That faggot definitely lurks here.

Well we can always post 5 star reviews about how much of a faggot Joe is

You can always tell who the snowflake reviewers with agendas are when they can't name one good thing about a place.

"So our staff is too young and inexperienced? Noted, we appreciate the constructive criticism. How about the food? Oh. Nothing special, you say? Damn. That's unfortunate. How about our prices, are those okay? Overpriced, too? Jesus!"

You could have asked him about the font used in the signage, and he'd have told you it was poorly-chosen.

Isn't this fat fuck on a diet? Why's he eating bar food?

A couple of weeks ago someone linked one of dummy's preachy "diet tips" posts where he shared his recommendation for "a healthy and filling snack." It involved avocado, ham and hard-boiled eggs mixed together with mayonnaise.

Someone on here did the basic addition using Joe's recipe ingredients and worked out that the dumb shit was putting away about 600 calories for a "snack."

So to answer your question, he's a complete idiot.

I know fat fuck failure of a father Joe Cumia reads these posts about him. He is dumb as horseshit, but I really think he reads comments like the one you referenced and has to feel some sort of ridiculousness. I’m positive the feeling doesn’t last long, but it’s just impossible not to feel a tiny bit of self awareness, even if it’s just for a few seconds.

You think he actually went through with any of that? Joe just writes how he's making a "healthy snack" and that's all his dieting for the week: talking about it.

And once again anything that Joe doesn't like, or any bad experience, is due to libtard millennials. And he of all people complains of management supposedly being related to the owner

"I'm Anthony Cumia's BROTHER!"

Yes, they really should hire "older people" with "life experience" to wait tables. This fucking goober lives in a fantasy world.

Yeah, who would want a cute 25 yr old chick pouring pints when you could have some boomer prick with "life experience" to fill you in on the latest Fox News talking points

Would a 25 year old woman have the experience to know the control alt delete hack?

Joe waddles around dressed like the guy who cleaned the toilets on the Sons Of Anarchy set, yet demands full-scale white glove personal concierge service everywhere he goes.

"Your Irish coffee, Mr. Cumia, sir. Is it to your liking, my lordship?"

"Hmmm, a tad overpriced and a trifle weak, I'm afraid."

"THIS WILL NOT DO! Fetch Mr. Cumia a proper Irish coffee, posthaste! I'm so sorry, Mr. Cumia, sir. I'm 55 years old so I completely relate to your life experience unlike the worthless child who prepared your drink. MR. CUMIA'S TIME IS VALUABLE, PEOPLE, LET'S GO WITH THAT IRISH COFFEE! It's on the house for you, sir."

The bar simply gave a tribute version of the drink to match his band.

Please continue to write like this

"Mr. Cumia, sir? As per your request, we have replaced your server Britanee with Gladys. Gladys used to sew the flags they use on military coffins until her job was outsourced to Malaysia. She plays bass in a Heart cover band called Aorta."

"What'll it be toots? You got an honest face so take your time. After all, you're the patron here! (winks)"

"How are the nachos prepared? I prefer a lightly seared tortilla chip."

"I'll sear them myself, Mr. Cumia, sir, to thank you for your military service. Thank you, Mr. Cumia, sir."

(Flips Gladys a quarter)

I'm their world they'll hire boomers but pay them more somehow. Because they'd be insulted making the same hourly as millennials and they all have shit attitudes so they'd make no tips

First off, Joe should never complain about nepotism when it comes to how people make their money. Second, the concept of him doing even basic math is laughable.

I'm not sure how he calculated 12 when he only has 10 fingers

Prob the best bar in Patchogue. What a fuckin herb

"Those mozzarella sticks are for my ma! Wrap them up, cellophane!"

Bar food is a step above fast food, maybe.

I bet mooch Joe food the server he wanted it extra strong, and like any normal well ran establishment, they made him a double and charged him accordingly.

Would explain why he'd expect it to be double strong rather than double tall. You think a bar insider would know that

He’s complaining about ppl putting their family members on the payroll for actually working? How fat and delusional is this faggot

Entitled boomer piece of shit. Drop dead of a heart attack, you old queer.

"maybe its because the workers aren't 50 year old douches like me"

I think Joe is just trying to get free shit out of businesses by complaining about service like a fucking old lady. It doesn't matter if it's just bar food and drinks, or a 4k hdtv at Best Buy. Joe is dumb and boomery enough to try something like that.

It seems that every interaction he has with people are awful. When is he going to realize that it's not them, but he's the garbage human?

Lectures others about work ethic and life experience.

Hasn't had a job in 3 decades and lives off his younger brother's charity.

Joe Cumia, everybody!

What math is there to do? The Irish coffee either costs $12 or it doesn’t. Perhaps he means the coffee and the shot came separately? Then the “math” that he did involves adding one number to another. Oh my God, I just figured it out. He ordered more than one of them and had to do some division, so in other words, this stupid idiot ordered $12 Irish coffees without realizing how much they were. That’s what pissed him off. Aside from being told never to play that venue again, Joe didn’t realize how much he was paying and that’s why the coffee thing stuck in his craw. He’s broke. Hilarious.

Joe, you can do the math before ordering by looking at the menu, you fucking moron.

Honestly, I'm more shocked that he can do math.

Get a real job, Joe. You'll begin to put your free time to better use, and will spare everyone in your inner circle round-the-clock social media updates about your every thought. I assure you, nobody cares.

Joe goes to bar. Orders food. Gets bar food. Complains on internet.

He blew all his gig money eating and drinking there?

“after doing the math”

A decent acts drinks would be comped.

CUT TO: Joe Cumia doing math with logs of shit in a dark room.

He’s more entitled then the millennials he can’t stop talking about in his nonsense, buzzword filled posts.

I can't imagine ever feeling motivated to opine about some bar I ate wings in on the internet.

So Joe played a show and ate there. Proceeded to give a bad review of the place. Holy fuck you idiot. They gave you money to perform.

Mediocre food and high drink prices? What is this, a bar?

I'm trying to figure out who Molly would be in Joe's world but I'm at a loss. You'd think Carol but Molly always seemed very feminine and desirable since she's a slut.

Yep... It was on his Facebook page at the time that I wrote that post. He played a solo acoustic gig there on February 8th. I just went back to his page to get a link to the post, and guess what? He deleted the post saying he was playing there. That faggot definitely lurks here.