Well then you’re lucky. You’ve got a neglected potential customer base. You and your friends should write and tell killer jokes and make millions of dollars entertaining those neglected customers. Why aren’t you? Not smart enough to write the jokes? Not smart enough to market yourself to that audience? So you just quit and whine and blame the patriarchy?
Women just don't get comedy on such a profoundly fundamental level it's almost staggering. I sit through these horribly unfunny frumps at least 5 nights a week, and 99% of them don't even know what a punchline is, or how to write anything close to one.
I just don't understand what drives them to be "comedians," outside of being there simply to promote their own personal political agenda, which is an increasingly large percentage these days. You don't see black people trying to play hockey and demanding to be included when they don't have any natural inclination towards it; they just do something else.
Horrible self promotion disguised as her trying to help women in the industry. Buy my shit comedy special, theres a screenshot of what it my album looks like, lets get a woman to no. 1 mainly me, blah blah blah
It's very difficult for the majority of women to let themselves go far enough to see the relative nature of things - it clashes with nearly every aspect of their early upbringing. And you need that to appreciate the absurdity in life, incl. yourself. Without that, there's no comedy. I live in a female bubble of ~130 incl. staff, and there's not a single naturally funny one in the lot. The only funny woman I know of so far posts here.
23 comments
1 SchumersStolenJokes 2019-02-08
Well then you’re lucky. You’ve got a neglected potential customer base. You and your friends should write and tell killer jokes and make millions of dollars entertaining those neglected customers. Why aren’t you? Not smart enough to write the jokes? Not smart enough to market yourself to that audience? So you just quit and whine and blame the patriarchy?
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-08
Who got a Twitter? Screencap this comment and send it to her.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-02-08
I forgot about this bitch.
What happened to 'SJW of the week'? I enjoyed that bit, & it kept the sub's focus sharp when nothing's happening.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-08
That was a quality bit.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-08
We just call arbitrary people faggot now.
1 stinkyslit 2019-02-08
Stupid cunt too bad that men are just funnier butch
1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-02-08
FYI: John Mulaney is a faggot, whose faggotry is only surpassed by his faggot fans.
1 stinkyslit 2019-02-08
Wow I’m surprised this has so many upvotes, there’s a lot of faggots in here who like him
1 SamRobertsPhiltrum 2019-02-08
They must all be busy sucking cock at the moment.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2019-02-08
How can no one wanna buy her album with amazing comedy material on it like this? https://www.instagram.com/p/BteKYVkFnv6/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1rk7ruy0cgd6x
1 CervixWithASmile 2019-02-08
I love how she acts like its other people doing that shit. That's YOUR people stupid. God women stink, at comedy too.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-08
Women just don't get comedy on such a profoundly fundamental level it's almost staggering. I sit through these horribly unfunny frumps at least 5 nights a week, and 99% of them don't even know what a punchline is, or how to write anything close to one.
I just don't understand what drives them to be "comedians," outside of being there simply to promote their own personal political agenda, which is an increasingly large percentage these days. You don't see black people trying to play hockey and demanding to be included when they don't have any natural inclination towards it; they just do something else.
1 omgialmostdiedpoopin 2019-02-08
Maybe if women were funny people would buy their shit
1 Jungies 2019-02-08
It's weird that she didn't give a fuck about the gender makeup of the iTunes Charts until she had something to sell.
Looking at the screenshot it seems there's a lack of Asians and PoCs, but I guess she's fine with that.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-02-08
Yeah, I also noticed how few ska bands are in the top ten. It must be a conspiracy.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-02-08
Mark my words, Reel Big Fish is going to make a comeback.
1 MoistureMop 2019-02-08
Ska is coming back? Let's go dude.
1 TauntTheTaint 2019-02-08
Dude. It is back, brotherman!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq2jJLswL8I
1 snake6118 2019-02-08
Horrible self promotion disguised as her trying to help women in the industry. Buy my shit comedy special, theres a screenshot of what it my album looks like, lets get a woman to no. 1 mainly me, blah blah blah
1 peopleforgetthat 2019-02-08
The market is clearly showing women aren’t funny, how is that bad?
1 dionysus187 2019-02-08
who?
1 embiggens-us-all 2019-02-08
Since when did women have to be funny? Asking for my friend Patrice.
1 deumae 2019-02-08
It's very difficult for the majority of women to let themselves go far enough to see the relative nature of things - it clashes with nearly every aspect of their early upbringing. And you need that to appreciate the absurdity in life, incl. yourself. Without that, there's no comedy. I live in a female bubble of ~130 incl. staff, and there's not a single naturally funny one in the lot. The only funny woman I know of so far posts here.
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-02-08
That was a quality bit.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-02-08
We just call arbitrary people faggot now.