What did those eyes get lazy from running away from each other? Huhahaha. But serioushly folksh, i'll be at the Helium Comedy Club, Philly from 21st - 23rd Feb.
Just a few short years ago he was shooting guns with James Bond, interviewing film and movie stars regularly and making millions every year for speaking into a mic for a few hours every day.
I'm sure flushing those easy millions and the huge audience down the toilet was worth it though. Now he's free to say what he wants - no bosses, no management...his show!
I devote time every week for about 6 years to harrass Ant and Joe, which is more interest in them than anybody else could possibly have and I'm still genuinely not sure if Ant still does a daily show or if he's in a hospice.
I'm most bothered by that stupid yellow checkered background Keith uses on everything, it's hideous and anyone else would have and should have been fired for it.
This is why him and Norden were only successful in radio. They're not just hideous to look at in general, but they're so physiologically awkward that it's off-putting to audience.
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1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-02-06
he's a seahorse remember?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-06
Matt Holt. Getting the big guests in I see.
1 sirlucd 2019-02-06
I googled 'Matt Holt', nothing shows up. Who the hell is this rube?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-02-06
He looks like the guy that came to work on my hot water heater the other day.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-06
He looks like he's a mediocre plumber.
1 greendaylover666 2019-02-06
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/acting-my-age/1050071872
1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-02-06
Pretty sure he's still driving long haul for Schneider.
1 anorock13 2019-02-06
Good get.....
1 Literal_Luke 2019-02-06
When people we've heard of agree to do his show, he gives it away for free.
I will never understand CM subscribers.
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1 JuulSantana 2019-02-06
Matt Holt's eyes are trying to run away from each other.
1 RoccoTheLoveMonkey2 2019-02-06
What did those eyes get lazy from running away from each other? Huhahaha. But serioushly folksh, i'll be at the Helium Comedy Club, Philly from 21st - 23rd Feb.
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-06
It's what happens when your father is also your uncle.
1 i69withmarion 2019-02-06
Matt Dolt
1 TheElDan 2019-02-06
Fatt Dolt
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-06
Matt Holt
(See, his own identity is embarrassing enough)
1 TheElDan 2019-02-06
Got em!
1 ilumty 2019-02-06
LOL HE DID SILLY DANCE XD
HE STILL HILARIOUS
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-02-06
He got lost.
(In the rhythm!)
1 Jungies 2019-02-06
Nana's thumb tremor is getting worse.
1 McGowan9 2019-02-06
He hadn't had a drink in 6 hours. It's the DTs.
1 Jungies 2019-02-06
He must be minutes away from seeing dancing pink Landau Fraus.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-02-06
The sight of this sad old man jiving and dancing like a spastic to a dwindling audience is SO satisfying! He’s done.
Look around at your surroundings, Anth. You’re an obscure old pussy.
1 SpudPeelinJoe 2019-02-06
Just a few short years ago he was shooting guns with James Bond, interviewing film and movie stars regularly and making millions every year for speaking into a mic for a few hours every day.
I'm sure flushing those easy millions and the huge audience down the toilet was worth it though. Now he's free to say what he wants - no bosses, no management...his show!
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-02-06
Americans don’t say spastics 🤔
Are you having a laugh, mate?
1 welfarejenkins 2019-02-06
How do ya know he's American, hard man? You're being a bit daft, aren't you? Or are you just takin the piss here?
1 flibbovic 2019-02-06
Is this his pre-feeding ritual?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-02-06
Depends - was his asshole exposed?
1 johnajapanda 2019-02-06
Moving like a marionette nigga
1 moleguy9k 2019-02-06
"Its not a puppet its a doll!"
1 TheElDan 2019-02-06
The cool thing about that picture of Matt Holt is he’s staring down the host and the guest simultaneously.
1 SuperToes845 2019-02-06
That's he rides the cock at Big Apple Ranch.
1 FedallahX 2019-02-06
This is what kids see in their nightmares.
1 columbo447 2019-02-06
Every day he becomes more and more like the Green eared spaghetti monster from true detective
1 QuantumDice 2019-02-06
Looks like someone set the egg to "pulse."
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-06
A visual element is not Anthony's friend.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-02-06
Flop sweat.
1 IIIVIII 2019-02-06
I think ant’s guest sold me bait and tackle at bass pro shops the other day
1 Son_Of_Mr_Sam 2019-02-06
You ask me why my dick, I show.
Fo da show. Fo da show.
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-02-06
He's moving like the blue elephant keyboard player from Return of the Jedi.
1 whalerobot 2019-02-06
Ain't it fun
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-06
Not really, no.
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-06
Hate how this bastard keeps looking off camera for a reaction.
Nice green glare, stupid.
1 zoogie778 2019-02-06
Why is he always looking to his right? What's over there?
1 bonniesretardsister 2019-02-06
Big A.
1 DildoRenter 2019-02-06
His little studios aren't big enough to have the peanut gallery behind the camera
Since someone here mentioned the green tint on their cheeks from the shit green screen setup I can't unsee it.
1 graemelloydforever 2019-02-06
All because he needed a photo of a black chick... Amazing.
1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2019-02-06
I devote time every week for about 6 years to harrass Ant and Joe, which is more interest in them than anybody else could possibly have and I'm still genuinely not sure if Ant still does a daily show or if he's in a hospice.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-02-06
Like an alligator crawling out of a swamp.
1 SyphilisV 2019-02-06
Matt looks like he has down syndrome. What a faggot.
1 telemecanique 2019-02-06
I'm most bothered by that stupid yellow checkered background Keith uses on everything, it's hideous and anyone else would have and should have been fired for it.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-02-06
What a queer.
1 stinkypussay 2019-02-06
I posted this two weeks ago with sound??
1 Moveinslience 2019-02-06
It’s better without sound
1 henkoenk 2019-02-06
Fuck I almost feel bad for him.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-02-06
He grooms children.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-02-06
Distracts me like no other faggot
1 ChocolateHellHole 2019-02-06
He is bouncing up and down to get the vibrating egg situated deeper.
1 winkleham 2019-02-06
This is why him and Norden were only successful in radio. They're not just hideous to look at in general, but they're so physiologically awkward that it's off-putting to audience.
1 punannimaster 2019-02-06
he moves like some creepy chsracter out of pinnoccio or something
1 5inchwarhammer 2019-02-06
His egg was vibrating
1 goldstandard32 2019-02-06
fuck Matt Holt
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1 sirlucd 2019-02-06
I googled 'Matt Holt', nothing shows up. Who the hell is this rube?
1 anorock13 2019-02-06
Good get.....
1 Literal_Luke 2019-02-06
When people we've heard of agree to do his show, he gives it away for free.
I will never understand CM subscribers.
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