The Worm is really trying.

1  2019-01-28 by RapistWithHIV

73 comments

He's the gay best friend.

Not even the best one. He's just some gay guy they know.

a faggot, if you will

Who could trust a little self deprecating, passive aggressive, secretive old man?

Nah they're just friends

He try trying to cure himself.......it ain't working

Jam Morton has fucked precisely zero of these women.

I think the blonde chick is his ex

I still doubt they fucked without Jim having to give her something in exchange.

a career?

A reach-around?

She's a fan of O&A and aspiring radio host iirc. Once she learned Jim couldn't help her chances, she scrammed.

If you look at his ex’s website half of her “credits” involve stuff she did with Jim’s help.

yeah. what sucks is that in his view, she's probably "proof" that he's capable of dating attractive women in their 20's. I can't even begin to imagine how fucked in the head she is.

TBF he's notorious for calling any woman he's known for more than 2 minutes his "ex."

If (let's face it, when) Mary Jean dies from an incurable STD, Jim will go around calling her his "ex" even though he never even got to first base with her. He never left home plate. He was never even admitted into the stadium.

When you're a star, they let you do anything.

Beta Boy

Betabux

They are good friends until one of them motherfucks him.

no wonder he’s so unfunny now

The trainer chick has Artie Lange eyes.

I would like to know her story. On IG she's constantly at pretty posh looking parties and weekend houses. I mean, I know Equinox trainers make bank and all, but...

High end escort

http://tagthesponsor.com/

That site is a hoot! Even better than PornWikiLeaks!

My favorite is the guy who wants the girl to jerk off his Camel and fart loudly for 30k Euros and she agrees. Damn what a whore.

It's almost as if women date men that are more successful than them

He really became a low t faggot.

He needs to start doing TRT, get a real personal trainer, start eating a hearty clean diet, lifting weights three times per week, and finally start training jiu jitsu with Matt.

Yeah, all this shit worked for the guy on the right.

At least he fucks women

Tony Hinchcliffe is a woman?

He’s lower than a woman.

Hilarious people think a 50+ yr old guy who basically runs a company based around creating chemicals for dumb wanna be bodybuilders to put in their body, and who is surrounded by MMA guys, is that big and did it by clean healthy eating alone.

Notice I specifically mentioned taking steroids?

TRT isn't steroids. People who use it often also use steroids. Declining testosterone isn't his problem.

It's one of many.

That wouldn't be funny

This is the recipe for turning men into whining bitches. Yeah, they can get kinda big, but I've gotten bigger than 95% who do this in my own. Seriously every guy whi is a pathetic worm like JN who tries this turns out absolutely terrible.

Are you 50?

No, but I know plenty of emasculated men who have taken this route and turned into absolute jokes instead of doing something worthwhile with their time. It applies to all age groups.

Lifting weight + MMA + insecurity = full blown retard

Are you great big fat person?

Lo, no. Are you high school graduate?

You're retarded

He needs to start doing TRT, get a real personal trainer, start eating a hearty clean bulk diet, lifting weights three times per week, and finally start training jiu jitsu with Matt.

That ship has sailed

the girl second down on the right can get it

His biological clock is almost at all zeros... he’s making a mad dash, grasping for anything so he doesn’t die a lonely old gay man..

I bet within the next year or 2, he starts going for women 40+..

He said he’s upped his dating age to 28, he framed it as though he’s become pragmatic rather than still delusional

he starts going for “women” 40+ years old..

Oh come on, none of his type make it that long.

Trying to look straight is the only thing Jim has ever put any effort into

Dont forget celebrity autographs and sucking dicks.

Talking for hours to a national audience about having sex with transexuals, doesnt seem like a good effort to me

pathetic disgusting creep

Carmody looks a lot like my ex.

Dial back the hipster a bit, add some god-awful arm tattoos (including a "nevertheless she persisted"), and about 10-15 extra pounds from ice cream & fast food binges when she gets high. But whenever I see Carmody's face it's like shit, they could easily pass as sisters based off the resemblance.

It's nice to know that the one true love of Jim Norton's life, "the one who got away", is as pretty enough as a chick I can pull on Bumble.

Oh and Jim if you're reading this, $500 venmo and I'll give you her number.

It's nice to know that the one true love of Jim Norton's life, "the one who got away", is as pretty enough as a chick I can pull on Bumble.

Are you over 5'3" tall?

Jim's dating pool is severely limited by the fact that chicks just don't date men who are shorter than them.

He's the alternate universe AJ Poopyshitz. Jimmy loves CHICKS and their DICKS.

Jim is flooding the internet with these pictures in an attempt to counteract the gross stories that come up when potential dates google him. He thinks it will help young 'women' be more comfortable dating him if they see a bunch of posts with young women in them.

That's a very plausible theory. Im'a take it & pretend I thought of it.

We'll back you. The idea was yours. Trunky who?

The George Costanza move

That worm has probably fucked or been fucked by all of them let’s be honest... only a mess that doesn’t get laid would post something like this.. sat stewing in his own sweat and neck beard in darkness on his computer his mother bought him. Stop hating.

only a mess that doesn’t get laid would post something like this..

https://i.imgur.com/8jbjcuu.jpg

Don't forget that Jim made Hotdog do a 45 min segment where he lectured young H to the D about being friendzoned.

"I've been there man, it's a real motherfucker man. You get feelings man, and women for some reason know but don't care, man."

While Hotdog is very likely in love with that psychopath at least he didn't invite 5 women to go on tour with him in the hopes they'd fall in love with him only to be disappointed every time it fails.

"hey now that I decided I'm over all those penises I sucked for the last 40 years, do any young blonde women want to marry me and watch me age horribly? All you gotta do is look past the fact that I've been suckin mentally ill dudes off for the better part of a century."

Who's the one with the tits out in the second row?

He knows he has less than five years to find a pre-menopause woman who'll have him.

I used to behave this way when I was 12. Most young men quickly understand that desperately struggling to be around women in public is not the same as actually having a real connection with a human.

You spelled “tiring” wrong

Oh Jim. Just find a woman your age and attractiveness level. She might actually fuck you.

Zach de la Rocha bottom middle.

It's like how Chris Chan had all his gal pals in high school.

Far right column, second one down.

Age.

He really is Kirk Cinnamon

He's a Hag Fag...

Tony Hinchcliffe is a woman?

TRT isn't steroids. People who use it often also use steroids. Declining testosterone isn't his problem.