yeah. what sucks is that in his view, she's probably "proof" that he's capable of dating attractive women in their 20's. I can't even begin to imagine how fucked in the head she is.
TBF he's notorious for calling any woman he's known for more than 2 minutes his "ex."
If (let's face it, when) Mary Jean dies from an incurable STD, Jim will go around calling her his "ex" even though he never even got to first base with her. He never left home plate. He was never even admitted into the stadium.
I would like to know her story. On IG she's constantly at pretty posh looking parties and weekend houses. I mean, I know Equinox trainers make bank and all, but...
He needs to start doing TRT, get a real personal trainer, start eating a hearty clean diet, lifting weights three times per week, and finally start training jiu jitsu with Matt.
Hilarious people think a 50+ yr old guy who basically runs a company based around creating chemicals for dumb wanna be bodybuilders to put in their body, and who is surrounded by MMA guys, is that big and did it by clean healthy eating alone.
This is the recipe for turning men into whining bitches. Yeah, they can get kinda big, but I've gotten bigger than 95% who do this in my own. Seriously every guy whi is a pathetic worm like JN who tries this turns out absolutely terrible.
No, but I know plenty of emasculated men who have taken this route and turned into absolute jokes instead of doing something worthwhile with their time. It applies to all age groups.
Lifting weight + MMA + insecurity = full blown retard
He needs to start doing TRT, get a real personal trainer, start eating a hearty clean bulk diet, lifting weights three times per week, and finally start training jiu jitsu with Matt.
Dial back the hipster a bit, add some god-awful arm tattoos (including a "nevertheless she persisted"), and about 10-15 extra pounds from ice cream & fast food binges when she gets high. But whenever I see Carmody's face it's like shit, they could easily pass as sisters based off the resemblance.
It's nice to know that the one true love of Jim Norton's life, "the one who got away", is as pretty enough as a chick I can pull on Bumble.
Oh and Jim if you're reading this, $500 venmo and I'll give you her number.
Jim is flooding the internet with these pictures in an attempt to counteract the gross stories that come up when potential dates google him. He thinks it will help young 'women' be more comfortable dating him if they see a bunch of posts with young women in them.
That worm has probably fucked or been fucked by all of them let’s be honest... only a mess that doesn’t get laid would post something like this.. sat stewing in his own sweat and neck beard in darkness on his computer his mother bought him. Stop hating.
Don't forget that Jim made Hotdog do a 45 min segment where he lectured young H to the D about being friendzoned.
"I've been there man, it's a real motherfucker man. You get feelings man, and women for some reason know but don't care, man."
While Hotdog is very likely in love with that psychopath at least he didn't invite 5 women to go on tour with him in the hopes they'd fall in love with him only to be disappointed every time it fails.
"hey now that I decided I'm over all those penises I sucked for the last 40 years, do any young blonde women want to marry me and watch me age horribly? All you gotta do is look past the fact that I've been suckin mentally ill dudes off for the better part of a century."
I used to behave this way when I was 12. Most young men quickly understand that desperately struggling to be around women in public is not the same as actually having a real connection with a human.
73 comments
1 no1raniuk 2019-01-28
He's the gay best friend.
1 McGowan9 2019-01-28
Not even the best one. He's just some gay guy they know.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2019-01-28
a faggot, if you will
1 googledhowtobehuman 2019-01-28
Who could trust a little self deprecating, passive aggressive, secretive old man?
1 Greeced_Lightning 2019-01-28
Nah they're just friends
1 LoloTheRogan 2019-01-28
He try trying to cure himself.......it ain't working
1 jd-art 2019-01-28
Jam Morton has fucked precisely zero of these women.
1 halfwholediminished 2019-01-28
I think the blonde chick is his ex
1 LiberalPussy 2019-01-28
I still doubt they fucked without Jim having to give her something in exchange.
1 toe_trigger 2019-01-28
a career?
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-28
A reach-around?
1 thrillated 2019-01-28
She's a fan of O&A and aspiring radio host iirc. Once she learned Jim couldn't help her chances, she scrammed.
1 Udungoofedman 2019-01-28
If you look at his ex’s website half of her “credits” involve stuff she did with Jim’s help.
1 halfwholediminished 2019-01-28
yeah. what sucks is that in his view, she's probably "proof" that he's capable of dating attractive women in their 20's. I can't even begin to imagine how fucked in the head she is.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-28
TBF he's notorious for calling any woman he's known for more than 2 minutes his "ex."
If (let's face it, when) Mary Jean dies from an incurable STD, Jim will go around calling her his "ex" even though he never even got to first base with her. He never left home plate. He was never even admitted into the stadium.
1 FakeTrending 2019-01-28
When you're a star, they let you do anything.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-28
Beta Boy
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-01-28
Betabux
1 Necro1983 2019-01-28
They are good friends until one of them motherfucks him.
1 brmlb 2019-01-28
no wonder he’s so unfunny now
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-01-28
The trainer chick has Artie Lange eyes.
1 aksack 2019-01-28
I would like to know her story. On IG she's constantly at pretty posh looking parties and weekend houses. I mean, I know Equinox trainers make bank and all, but...
1 tooth_repair 2019-01-28
High end escort
http://tagthesponsor.com/
1 DildoRenter 2019-01-28
That site is a hoot! Even better than PornWikiLeaks!
1 MonsterSteve 2019-01-28
My favorite is the guy who wants the girl to jerk off his Camel and fart loudly for 30k Euros and she agrees. Damn what a whore.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-01-28
It's almost as if women date men that are more successful than them
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-28
He really became a low t faggot.
He needs to start doing TRT, get a real personal trainer, start eating a hearty clean diet, lifting weights three times per week, and finally start training jiu jitsu with Matt.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-01-28
Yeah, all this shit worked for the guy on the right.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2019-01-28
At least he fucks women
1 thrillated 2019-01-28
Tony Hinchcliffe is a woman?
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-28
He’s lower than a woman.
1 aksack 2019-01-28
Hilarious people think a 50+ yr old guy who basically runs a company based around creating chemicals for dumb wanna be bodybuilders to put in their body, and who is surrounded by MMA guys, is that big and did it by clean healthy eating alone.
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-28
Notice I specifically mentioned taking steroids?
1 aksack 2019-01-28
TRT isn't steroids. People who use it often also use steroids. Declining testosterone isn't his problem.
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-28
It's one of many.
1 heeby_kikeberger 2019-01-28
That wouldn't be funny
1 aksack 2019-01-28
This is the recipe for turning men into whining bitches. Yeah, they can get kinda big, but I've gotten bigger than 95% who do this in my own. Seriously every guy whi is a pathetic worm like JN who tries this turns out absolutely terrible.
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-28
Are you 50?
1 aksack 2019-01-28
No, but I know plenty of emasculated men who have taken this route and turned into absolute jokes instead of doing something worthwhile with their time. It applies to all age groups.
Lifting weight + MMA + insecurity = full blown retard
1 DianaKurlan55 2019-01-28
Are you great big fat person?
1 aksack 2019-01-28
Lo, no. Are you high school graduate?
1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-01-28
You're retarded
1 halfwholediminished 2019-01-28
That ship has sailed
1 Special-edFred 2019-01-28
the girl second down on the right can get it
1 SlimWiggins 2019-01-28
His biological clock is almost at all zeros... he’s making a mad dash, grasping for anything so he doesn’t die a lonely old gay man..
I bet within the next year or 2, he starts going for women 40+..
1 jjfrunkiss 2019-01-28
He said he’s upped his dating age to 28, he framed it as though he’s become pragmatic rather than still delusional
1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-01-28
Oh come on, none of his type make it that long.
1 SirSodomy 2019-01-28
Trying to look straight is the only thing Jim has ever put any effort into
1 shimshammcgraw 2019-01-28
Dont forget celebrity autographs and sucking dicks.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-01-28
Talking for hours to a national audience about having sex with transexuals, doesnt seem like a good effort to me
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-01-28
pathetic disgusting creep
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-01-28
Carmody looks a lot like my ex.
Dial back the hipster a bit, add some god-awful arm tattoos (including a "nevertheless she persisted"), and about 10-15 extra pounds from ice cream & fast food binges when she gets high. But whenever I see Carmody's face it's like shit, they could easily pass as sisters based off the resemblance.
It's nice to know that the one true love of Jim Norton's life, "the one who got away", is as pretty enough as a chick I can pull on Bumble.
Oh and Jim if you're reading this, $500 venmo and I'll give you her number.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7HJH0IH3dc
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-01-28
Are you over 5'3" tall?
Jim's dating pool is severely limited by the fact that chicks just don't date men who are shorter than them.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-01-28
He's the alternate universe AJ Poopyshitz. Jimmy loves CHICKS and their DICKS.
1 trunky 2019-01-28
Jim is flooding the internet with these pictures in an attempt to counteract the gross stories that come up when potential dates google him. He thinks it will help young 'women' be more comfortable dating him if they see a bunch of posts with young women in them.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-01-28
That's a very plausible theory. Im'a take it & pretend I thought of it.
1 Literal_Luke 2019-01-28
We'll back you. The idea was yours. Trunky who?
1 NotMyLuke888 2019-01-28
The George Costanza move
1 Woke-Ronin 2019-01-28
That worm has probably fucked or been fucked by all of them let’s be honest... only a mess that doesn’t get laid would post something like this.. sat stewing in his own sweat and neck beard in darkness on his computer his mother bought him. Stop hating.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-01-28
https://i.imgur.com/8jbjcuu.jpg
1 LeftyHyzer 2019-01-28
Don't forget that Jim made Hotdog do a 45 min segment where he lectured young H to the D about being friendzoned.
"I've been there man, it's a real motherfucker man. You get feelings man, and women for some reason know but don't care, man."
While Hotdog is very likely in love with that psychopath at least he didn't invite 5 women to go on tour with him in the hopes they'd fall in love with him only to be disappointed every time it fails.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-28
"hey now that I decided I'm over all those penises I sucked for the last 40 years, do any young blonde women want to marry me and watch me age horribly? All you gotta do is look past the fact that I've been suckin mentally ill dudes off for the better part of a century."
1 DildoRenter 2019-01-28
Who's the one with the tits out in the second row?
1 porzalin 2019-01-28
He knows he has less than five years to find a pre-menopause woman who'll have him.
1 Hnordlinger 2019-01-28
I used to behave this way when I was 12. Most young men quickly understand that desperately struggling to be around women in public is not the same as actually having a real connection with a human.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-01-28
You spelled “tiring” wrong
1 throwawaymanthrows 2019-01-28
Oh Jim. Just find a woman your age and attractiveness level. She might actually fuck you.
1 Gregsbouch 2019-01-28
Zach de la Rocha bottom middle.
1 Cow_Eyed_Joe 2019-01-28
It's like how Chris Chan had all his gal pals in high school.
1 DinkPinch 2019-01-28
Far right column, second one down.
Age.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-28
He really is Kirk Cinnamon
1 kjb109 2019-01-28
He's a Hag Fag...
1 thrillated 2019-01-28
Tony Hinchcliffe is a woman?
1 aksack 2019-01-28
TRT isn't steroids. People who use it often also use steroids. Declining testosterone isn't his problem.