r/opieandanthony: What a Fucking Pig

1 MonsieurObloquy 2019-01-23

Waiting for the "Was never pregnant, just discovered a Krispy Kreme shop near her house"

1 JMueller2012 2019-01-23

She seems like she’d clean out a Sbarro pretty good

1 bobodid911 2019-01-23

I liked Big Amy when she was on OandA . She was sexy and vulgar . Now she is ugly and SJW. Liberalism-NOT EVEN ONCE.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-01-23

She was never sexy nor was she ever funny on O&A.

1 evil-nick 2019-01-23

she was cute back then and pretty funny. We went to see her twice tho at the casinos and the second time it was the exact same act and we realized that funny run was ending. Youd swear she looked into the crowd, recognized us and made a face like "shit theyre on to me"

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

Was never cute; always looked like a pig. Even with tight legs; still looked like a fucking pig with decent legs.

1 evil-nick 2019-01-23

nah she was fuckable cute WAY back in the day

1 chud_hardpeck 2019-01-23

https://i2.wp.com/www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/GettyImages-149823405_master.jpg?resize=500%2C750

yeah bro, I'm sure given the chance you would never put your dick anywhere near this, your'e way above it.

God damn yall are a bunch of try hard faggots sometimes.

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

PIG FACE!

1 karmacompanion 2019-01-23

https://i.imgur.com/Fd51Lkm.jpg

1 imwearingbonds 2019-01-23

I'm 100% serious, her face always filled me with anger, I would never fuck it. I'm sure some guys here are lying about that, but I'm not.

PLZ BELIEVE ME

1 Blackmonkfish 2019-01-23

Was she searched for a recording device prior to allowing her in?

1 jewboy405 2019-01-23

Even this #heromom can get out in her vulnerable condition to support her friends, she's so fucking brave!

1 literalotherkin 2019-01-23

Is she just faking a pregnancy so she can get more obese?

1 Literal_Luke 2019-01-23

Why take responsibility for your actions when you can blame your unborn child for annihilating your figure?

1 rahtin 2019-01-23

No, but her kid is probably going to be born with cerebral palsy from all the fat crushing his Lil brain.

1 LarryKleist711 2019-01-23

She's pregnant and still has no tits.

1 LamarThePotato 2019-01-23

Of course she has tits, they are all splattered around her enormous chest.

Also, he natural fatness and huge pork belly create the no-tits illusion.

1 ElFaporino 2019-01-23

yea when a broad gets a belly, the tits just lay on it like flat pancakes instead of being suspended in their normal lovely fashion.

1 BabyJamesGomez 2019-01-23

And they start at the shoulders and just slope all the way down.

1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-01-23

Like Derosa

1 rahtin 2019-01-23

And end up connected all the way around her back to the bingo wings.

1 quasi100 2019-01-23

that's the downside to fucking former fatties. the tits never recover. they have all the terrible self-esteem issues so they'll fuck you. Not me of course, but someone.

1 uncle_touchy_dance 2019-01-23

Flatso

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

Those Nike's are putting in work

1 lemskroob 2019-01-23

they are also filled with pudding.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-01-23

A literal pigmonster.

1 PissCockExpress 2019-01-23

Uncanny

1 cyberchrist_ 2019-01-23

Manbearpig

1 decmcg 2019-01-23

Colin definitely hates this pig but he likes to keep several jews around to keep his name in lights.

1 movement23 2019-01-23

For a jewess she sure does look like flyover white trash

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

White trash is not mutually exclusive to the goyim.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-01-23

Because the jews are known for their prime genetics?

1 movement23 2019-01-23

It's a characteristically different look.

1 deumae 2019-01-23

For photo ops she flips a coin for Brave & Bedridden or Strong & Showing.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

It always lands on fat

1 KarlosMarkas 2019-01-23

Still betting Big Amy's gonna have an abortion at 8.5 months and the media is gonna tout how brave she is for it.

1 wqt00 2019-01-23

I don't think the world is that fortunate.

1 thebucch 2019-01-23

Looks like she ate patrice o'neal

1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-01-23

He was 15 yeard old.

1 JMueller2012 2019-01-23

Patrice O’Meal

1 AllThePeople17 2019-01-23

Nope, she just stole his eating habits.

1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-01-23

And his jokes.

1 laurens_tits 2019-01-23

"I bet you can't get any fatter you big fat pig", "Hold my triple chocolate milkshake".

1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-01-23

For the first time, her face matches her body.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

Her tits still haven't caught up.

1 Ant_Sucks 2019-01-23

Hard to believe some poor fucking kid is going to have Amy Schumer for a mother.

1 McGowan9 2019-01-23

You don't think she's going to be good at it? baboon cackle

1 TheUserRedditBanned 2019-01-23

If her pussy really does smell like a barnyard animal, she should name it Jesus.

1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-01-23

This heavily pregnant sow managed to waddle to a theatre for this but jim norton did not?

1 McGowan9 2019-01-23

Colin really motherfucked him with that USO story in the Coloring Book, dude.

1 PissCockExpress 2019-01-23

Uncanny

1 Stankysnatch82 2019-01-23

So i hear this cunt is spreading false rumours that she's got a young like in the oven.

1 GimmeSomeBrain 2019-01-23

faggoy

1 CBNT_Tony 2019-01-23

She won't recover

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

butter-faced Amy will never make a comeback. It will get worse after the divorce.

1 wicked_crayfish 2019-01-23

Guys shes not gonna be fuckable for awhile,deal with it.

1 PowerHourDave3 2019-01-23

Whens the last time she was?

1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-01-23

2007

1 betadrome 2019-01-23

Someone tell me what worthless cause her bracelet is supporting.

1 SeparationOfConcerns 2019-01-23

cut the ponytail and put her in a suit and you have Jay Landsman from The Wire

1 McGowan9 2019-01-23

Keep the ponytail and put her in a suit and you have Lee Donowitz's bodyguard Boris from True Romance.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

Damn...

1 McGowan9 2019-01-23

Yep.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

I'm impressed.You went deep, I respect your dedication to this thread.

1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2019-01-23

Goddamn, good catch. Give the fat pig an Uzi with a shoulder strap and it’s a true romance reboot.

1 AntsCamera 2019-01-23

I hope it comes out black and retarded.

Retarded downsy niggers look hilarious, they are funnier than dwarfs.

It could go on stage, drool on itself, smear his face in his own shit and get more gigs than Norton.

1 Opesterino 2019-01-23

same, fair is fair.

1 diddlybooba 2019-01-23

How much you bet she eats the baby

1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-01-23

Well, in extreme cases Sows have been observed cannibalising their litter. Gotta hope hubby keeps doesnt run out of corn feed.

1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-01-23

Imagine being a multimillionaire and still wearing Target maternity clothes.

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

It's all that fits the pig

1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-01-23

Did someone Photoshop out the book of stolen jokes she was carrying?

1 varamyr6skin 2019-01-23

Rework this sentence a little.

1 rahtin 2019-01-23

No, no, no, there's no book like that and she wouldn't bring it to a show like that if there was one.

1 VicDumb 2019-01-23

I was gonna say poor fucking kid until I remembered it’s a Jew.

Privileged little fuck.

1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-01-23

Can anyone tell me how many runts she produced in her litter?

1 Localdrugstealer 2019-01-23

She still hasn’t died from strained breathing on her poor esophagus having to fuel her colossal lard ass snoring like a hog

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-01-23

for some reason I totally believe her when she says her vagina smells like a farm animal.

1 JerkyJimmy 2019-01-23

Is she trying to look like an actual turd or is she just pulling it off naturally?

1 bonesy42 2019-01-23

And the sky is blue.

1 Vixxis37 2019-01-23

She's The Waddler. She waddles around around around around.

1 I_WILL_RAPE_HOMO_JOE 2019-01-23

That pig isn’t fucking anything

1 LimousineLibtard 2019-01-23

Blood type: gravy.

1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-01-23

It wasn't enough for her to steal Jokes from Patrice, she stole his physique as well.

1 age_of_cage 2019-01-23

Barbie? More like Barbie-Q amirtiefolks

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

Fawk yeah

1 toe_trigger 2019-01-23

They say women glow when they're pregnant. With her it's more of a shine from all the grease on her face.

1 uniformed-gaming 2019-01-23

Who the fuck would impregnate this wildebeest?

1 Random1200 2019-01-23

A cuck

1 rahtin 2019-01-23

I've done worse things for less money than he's going to be guaranteed after she shits out her piglet.

1 Wesnile420 2019-01-23

What is it pregnant with, a litter?

1 packitchofsositch 2019-01-23

https://youtu.be/ZVkCIzZYR94?t=1422

1 TheMidnight_Rider 2019-01-23

Poor baby already has a total cholesterol level of 300.

1 chronik-skitzi 2019-01-23

ugly

1 KYGGyokusai 2019-01-23

She's starting to look like the MadTV Louie Anderson

1 DisastrousVisual 2019-01-23

It may be worth someone making a list of motherhood jokes by female comics. They'll have little to no mainstream press, so they're obvious targets for her to steal from.

It would predict her entire act - and then it can be exposed in a follow up doc after the fact.

1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2019-01-23

Shes almost as fat as that thing from This Is Us!! NAWWW THO SHES PREGNANT, ITS TOTALLY NORMAL TO PUT ON AN EXTRA 200LBS DURING PREGNANCY, ITLL COME OFF IN NO TIME AND ALL YALL HATAS WILL BE DROOLIN OVER HER AGAIN JUS WATCH!!!!!

1 Intricateentity 2019-01-23

Swear she’s not pregnant she’s just putting on massive weight and covering it up with a “pregnancy”

(((Complications))) immenent

1 DickSlit 2019-01-23

It'll be a surprise tar baby, calling it now.

1 freespirityouth 2019-01-23

SHE DOESN'T LIKE HOW SHE LOOKS THIN!!

1 ValentinaBillien 2019-01-23

Frumpy ass bitch.

1 EvanMG23 2019-01-23

Is that Louie Anderson?

1 warchief1978 2019-01-23