Why does he think the world needs to hear this?

Hey, man! Accomplishments mean nothing if you can't get strangers on the internet to like your posts about them. Now please like and subscribe so I can continue my journey.

Those “my journey” faggots booted me off the bjj sub.

Just go find dudes to blow at a bar.

But I wanna relationship.

be sure to SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND LIKE

In his mind, posting this will make his bullies think twice before calling him a weak celebrity boot licking slob.

He's reinventing himself for a future Oscar. No one thought of old Jonah as a serious actor. Now they might.

Over 180K people actually read this Dear Journal shit.

We truly are finished as a society.

Actually its worse than you thought. That's 180k likes, so naturally even more people read this.

I feel like for every 10 views 1 will hit the like.

I've never met anyone who does jiujitsu or any kind of martial arts who just run around kicking people's asses.

This dude acts like a person who has never been punched in his life

I knew a guy who was a black belt in karate but kind of a fag. One night we were at a bar and a drunk stranger came over and grabbed karate guy by the throat for no reason and told him he was a cunt. Karate guy just stood there and let it happen until we broke it up.

I asked him after why he didn't kick the guys head off and he said it isn't ethical to do that.

Fags will be fags.

Karate is not bjj.

Yeah, and your point is?

I’ll whoop that ass.

Your friend was an utter pussy. A black belt in karate is something 13 year olds and their moms have.

Ka-ra-te, Jerry

Wow, a guy who bought a meaningless belt in a McDojo didn't fight? Must be because his hands are registered as lethal weapons, you gullible fool.

He had a legitimate black belt but was too afraid to use whatever skills he had in real life. Stop living in pretend world, faggot.

Yes the whole point of my comment is you're a gullible fool for believing such obvious make believe. The karate kid wasn't a documentary, sorry to break your heart.

Okay, let's leave it at that then. I'm a gullible fool and you're not just some fat basement dweller making stuff up.

More credible martial artists than your homo buddy

Nice 20 year old reference, stupid.

Nice being Lisa Simpson, stupid. Although she quickly saw through the blatant charade, unlike you.

Blacks who know martial arts regularly start shit with people. But yeah actual humans don't do that.

I thought you had to have discipline to actually learn martial arts

Here's an abbreviated list of "people who kick other people's ass"

• that meth head you know, who's a lot stronger than he looks

• that black kid that lives down the street

• that short dude you know, who has a chip on his shoulder

People who don't kick other people's asses:

• people studying the martial arts

Don't forget the quiet guy who does manly shit but doesn't brag about getting the job done.

"Don't forget me guys i'm tuff"

You're the type of 20 year old who gets knocked out by old men because you ran your mouth to the wrong guy. That was my point.

Anyone who considers himself "the strong silent type who does manly stuff without complaining" is too busy jerking himself off to knock me out

Got my pail and my container of coffee, what do I know?

Bitch, other people knowing you do man shit is the cherry on top of man shit. That's literally what it's all about.

Yep. Martial arts is kinda all about having it but never needing to use it. If you don’t do that, you won’t last long.

does anyone here practice martial arts? I have a katana and some ninja stars for self defense but haven't taken any lessons yet.

You throw one the other you stabby stab. Free lesson.

BUT WHICH IS WHICH?

you stab with the star shaped one because it has multiple penetration points and you throw the sword because its longer meaning it does more damage

And you got the karate master in the middle goin: “whattya want from me”

I’m a black belt in Anime fighting and Shotokon close quarters gunfighting.

Oh uncle Paul.

I'm an E5 Black Belt in Krav Maga and one of these days I'm gonna put Joe Cumia in a coma.

Im doing bjj for 14 years.

Why did he bleach his hair like a faggot?

Is it because he's a faggot?

Jonah hill is a faggot.

and no matter how much weight he loses he'll still be a fat fuck.

Like he has any actual friends.

I’m guessing Anthony provided the 12 year old that beat his ass?

Can you imagine the fag fit this pampered elitist jew would throw if anyone actually hurt him?

Louis CK was super cool for pulling that shit in high school right guys?

Give it up homo.

Why would you not pull that shit? It solves your problem and you just go home, get stoned and jerk off. Have fun defending your street cred because you cannot handle your ego and emotions like some kind of a woman.

My freshman year of college I was friends w 4 rich Jewish kids from LA and one of em left the pick up game while playing in the middle of it like twice

I wanna kick his head off, not in, off!

They took his face

OFF

There were no roves of high school BJJ gangs in 1999. Barely anyone knew what it was.

Correct. If you didn't train you thought it was some fake huckster shit

I've been doing jiu jitsu for two years now and have trained/dropped into two or three local gyms and I'd say 95% of the community is humble and actively avoiding altercations when off the mats.

One thing jiu jitsu teaches you is how fragile and vulnerable anybody is, and it gets the whole "I'm gonna flex and be bad ass at this bar" out of your system pretty quick.

Then again, if anything were to happen, it gives you the confidence in being able to handle yourself.

I highly doubt a "gang" of jiu jitsu guys bullied anybody.

I hope your strangled by a homeless person

I hope that homeless person is Anthony.

Murder/suicide would suit the situation nicely

Don't forget about rape.

Rusty knife beats karate any day.

Yeah BJJ is terrible for actual street self-defense. Someone could just walk up and stomp your head into the ground or the guy you're grappling could bite you, stab you, or gouge your eyes out

winners bring guns to fistfights

Double guns or sumtin

We don't make baby noises here, brothaman

You got that right, brothaman!

Yes we do. Goo goo gaa gaa faggot

If a knifes involved it won't do much

He meant to spell Jews Sue gang

Probably just wrestlers. They tend to be dicks.

Nice nouns stupid

Yeah I love getting my head punted as I try to snap some dick heads arm

Cobra Kai.

What about on the mean streets of Santa Monica?

They are still bullying him to this day ! The fuckers forced him to dye his hair the color of Johnie Lawrence.

Jocko Willinck, arguably one of the world's best non-professional exponents of it, has said in the 90s it was a weird fringe sport.

The only reason I had heard of it is because a kid on my wrestling team tried to get some of us to join his gym.

Resting douchebag face.

Chill ya'll this just some mid-90s shit fam

He'll be on Rogan in a month giving pro life tips about martial arts and mental health.

Hopefully Rogan does to him what he did to Crowder when Crowder said his 70 year old Dad started doing martial arts and instead of saying "that's awesome!" Rogan pretty much picked a fight by saying he probably wasnt any good

Lol vindictive little midget faggot. "You insulted my weed waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEM7fB69aA

yeah, that is what drove that outburst. It was so uncomfortable and embarrassing for Joe. I loved it

why dont hollywood people know how to smile? Ive noticed it time and time again, when they smile its never a real one. Or they don't bother smiling at all and they make it seem like their life is hell (like this faggot). Would it really hurt them to just have some humanity every now and then and genuinely be happy and have a nice, warm, comfortable smile? You do jack shit you're supposed to be living the dream everyone wants

He's miserable and on anti depressants

And he's Jewish. Those peole are never happy and always miserable they don't have what new thing is they want

They do too much drugs when they first get hot, and afterward normal life loses its luster. It's all faking it til you make it to the weekend parties.

Orders from higher up

I have so much respect for joo jutzo and my sensay

"Sensai Josh".

Jew jitso*

Don't worry. It won't be long until he slips into his fat phase again and will be too embarrassed to buy a bigger Gi.

Jiu Jitsu for men is like becoming a vegan for women. Cunts do it just so they can brag about it on social media. I just hope he kills himself soon just like Anthony Bourdain did. Fuckin' clout chasing faggot

real men do kickboxing, nothing gay about getting a healthy roundhouse kick right into the noggin

Real shit. Why would you want to roll on the ground with other sweaty guys?

This reddit page hates on Redbar for allegedly stealing material from it but this and so many other things mocked in here as of recent were Redbar targets long before. There should be more unity between o and a and bbg.

"Sensai Josh"

He looks sickly.

(((Those))) "people" aren't known for their good genetics

“Sensai Josh” is the douchiest figure in this whole ordeal, which is quite an accomplishment.

Notice me senpai

look up a figure four wrist lock, stops everyone

trust me, i'm a big man

I prefer the finger four.

not a fan but he seems ok to me for the most part

Yeah, but then I’d have to listen to to Stern.

what the fuck is Jui Jitzu?

About as genuine about BJJ as he is about his sexuality......

About as genuine about BBBJs as he is about his sexuality......

Thank you for explaining the joke within the same post. The non degenerates around here wouldn't understand the backpage hooker lingo without your hand holding.

He signed up for the jujutzu class, but they put him in the Jewshitzoo course instead.

She wanted Austin Powers but instead got ED Powers

I only believe that he got beat up at parties.

It’s, jiu jutsu, retard.

He’s got two months of bjj training and is probably just as easy to slap around as he was in high school

MAJOR FAGGOT

This dudes got to be coming off his 15th fat.

I wanna see his stretch marks.

Reminder that his dead brother had a 3 inch micro and therefore jonah probably does too https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/jonah-hill-cheating-brother-exposed.604058/

Tbf, the bitch who wrote that shit should kill herself.

This’ll show all those online bullies not to call him a fat piece of shit.

Sensais must really hate it when fat douchebag celebrities decide to start "training" in MMA

That's their best customers.

Look how small his hands are compared to his massive mong head

That's where they keep the high IQs

Did he dye his beard blond too?

Thanks Anthony for getting my Into wrestling 12 year olds. Sounds about right.

Mid 90s was a neutered version of KIDS, played totally fucking safe with no edge whatsoever but plenty of weird (((Freudian))) sexuality and implications of homosexual incest. I'd like to strap his fat ass to a skateboard and roll it straight into an industrial oven

Nothing genuine about him? Nothing? Like, you don't believe his last name really is Hill?

Don’t bump into his broken arm

Jew Jitzu

Imagine being this fucking gay that you feel the need to post to the world that you’ve achieved being a god damm white belt.

Oh wait, then I take it back. What an accomplishment.

What do you think he had to do to earn that stripe? Break one of those plywood boards?

Attend.

He's brought the stench of his pain and fear into this dojo. Pain and fear are for the weak. He needs to get the fuck out. Take that shit to Miyagi Do.

Did he just admit he went from getting his ass kicked in high school by Jiu Jitsu dudes... to getting his ass kicked in Jui Jitsu class by 12 year olds?

This is progress?

He lied about the first part but yes.

"Ass kicked" in first scenario never happened, and the second scenario means quickly tapping after feeling light controlled pressure

Any grown man who gets his ass kicked by a 12 year old is a complete waste of oxygen. Even on my first day of bjj with no grappling experience I could toss the teenagers and chicks off me without breaking a sweat.

He is kneeling the haldol stare.

nasty stuff

“Beautiful art form”lol

No one in any fighting/mma community says this shit. Keep training though, I still guarantee any drunk marine or esse from LA would knock this dumbasses teeth in regardless of his belt color.

His acting ruined the Netflix show "Maniac". Such a good concept but he's a wigger in one part and he ruins it after that. Not a bad show but you have to ignore him almost the entire show unless he's playing a nutcase in the scene.

He looks like violent Jay from icp

Yuck. They didn't know martial arts. God just blessed them with the skills to beat up fat people.

Nice Jim jams stupid

I see bleaching your hair is cool again.

Jew jitzu

"It's a beautiful art form maaaan"

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Also I find it problematic that this 35-year old white male is rolling around on the ground with children.

Hi fRIEND

I'd like to crack his skull open with a pipe wrench.

Sensai Josh sounds like a joke.

He sounds like a kid who got beat up by kids who lied about doing any martial art. BJJ And ufc was on the rise as he was in high school...coincidence?

Mid life crisis

God his hands are tiny. I'm sure he has the same inverted micropenis that his dead cokehead brother had. And what kind of pussy ass faggot gets bullied and then is scared of martial arts? Isn't the whole story, "fat loser gets bullied, fat loser takes martial arts, fat loser still gets his fucking ass beat"? And his sisters a pig too.

The guys who did Jiu Jitsu used to beat him up? That's an incredibly strange story. I've literally never in my entire life heard of a school bully using martial arts to beat people up.

Jui Jitzu? Sensai?

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

So he’s saying on more than one occasion a bunch of trained BJJ high schoolers would show up to parties and just start tossing nerds around? I would like this to be true because it would be hilarious but it is definitely not.

Legit gyms don’t do belt stripes, and sure as shit don’t make you call them “sensei”.

So many problems with this boy. He needs to get over it, I mean come on by doing this he does the exact opposite of what a sensie or whatever the hell it is called should be doing. Just shut your mouth and do it stupid. Also the hair dye? You are 35 man just stop. And what is wrong with the 180k people who liked his picture?

Gofundme type of text.

Alright Jonah Hill, we get it, you did a Martin Scorsese movie and want to be taken seriously. Calm down.

I disagree i think he's genuinely a piece of shit

white belt btw

"Don't forget me guys i'm tuff"

Got my pail and my container of coffee, what do I know?

Bitch, other people knowing you do man shit is the cherry on top of man shit. That's literally what it's all about.