What a fiend. He can’t even stand to go on a high dose of methadone&zannies and some medical grade weed for a month in order to get acting career-saving surgery? It’s hard to have sympathy for him after a while because he certainly has the resources to take care of that beam. He could get the best jewish doctor in NewYork to fix that for him.
Also, how this guy hasn’t moved to the needle is really a mystery to me. Even without the nose issue, every junkie I’ve ever known inevitably switched to the needle after a while. I’m really surprised he isn’t an IV speedballer.
No I had never heard that. Do you believe his story about the nose situation being from the junkie gal he was running with crushing up an oxy with a glass salt shaker and unknowingly chipping it and mixing in glass shards with the powder?
When I first saw his deformed beak, I figured he’d gotten beaten up by some Dominican scag hustler for not paying his IOU debts&got his nose broken. Plenty of people have deviated septums but their noses look normal.
Who nose?
My brother sniffed the septum right out his nose. His nasal passages are actually connected. His nose never swelled up or looked weird. If he tilts hos head back you can see one hole is wayyy bigger than the other hole, but his nose doesnt look like a fucking muffin hanging off his face like arties does. Arties a fat fucking liar.
His tweets are always "I love all of my fans" but in his photos he has this "I hate the world and everyone in it; I dare you to do something about it" look on his face.
When I was working retail as a kid I remember this guy came in with literally no nose on his face, like just a hole you could see directly into left over from where his nose should be. I hope we get to see that version of Artie.
Dude I did too. Not even no nose, but a massive gaping hole in his entire face. No fucking eyes or anything. I remember seeing a thing on 60 Minutes this dude had some bizarre flesh eating bacteria in his face that just ate it from the inside out; this guy either had the same thing or was the actual guy. It was like something out of a Stephen King novel.
I bet he could spin a super boring yarn about that Super Bowl he’s wearing the merch of; how many G’s he laid on the niners, and how his bookie and cousin Geno fucked him over or some horseshit.
I don’t know, if my face was deformed from decades of a horrible drug addiction that’s destroyed my life, I would avoid selfies - but I’m funny that way,
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1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-04
So this dude, and none of his friends, have the money to get him reconstructive plastic surgery to repair his nose?
1 VigoTheCarpethian 2019-01-04
He would have to stay off heroin and coke for a couple days then.
1 C_Mo 2019-01-04
Medical technology has only come so far
1 Literal_Luke 2019-01-04
Fix nose, or more drugs?
For Artie, the choice is simple.
And always will be.
1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-04
What a fiend. He can’t even stand to go on a high dose of methadone&zannies and some medical grade weed for a month in order to get acting career-saving surgery? It’s hard to have sympathy for him after a while because he certainly has the resources to take care of that beam. He could get the best jewish doctor in NewYork to fix that for him.
1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-04
Also, how this guy hasn’t moved to the needle is really a mystery to me. Even without the nose issue, every junkie I’ve ever known inevitably switched to the needle after a while. I’m really surprised he isn’t an IV speedballer.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-01-04
Remember that one time he said “Ive used a needle, a girl skin popped me while i was asleep. Id never do it willingly tho.”
Bullshit, you just dont like having to do exercise to be able to find a single vein in your tubby swollen body.
1 PGaultieri85 2019-01-04
No I had never heard that. Do you believe his story about the nose situation being from the junkie gal he was running with crushing up an oxy with a glass salt shaker and unknowingly chipping it and mixing in glass shards with the powder? When I first saw his deformed beak, I figured he’d gotten beaten up by some Dominican scag hustler for not paying his IOU debts&got his nose broken. Plenty of people have deviated septums but their noses look normal. Who nose?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-01-04
My brother sniffed the septum right out his nose. His nasal passages are actually connected. His nose never swelled up or looked weird. If he tilts hos head back you can see one hole is wayyy bigger than the other hole, but his nose doesnt look like a fucking muffin hanging off his face like arties does. Arties a fat fucking liar.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2019-01-04
His tweets are always "I love all of my fans" but in his photos he has this "I hate the world and everyone in it; I dare you to do something about it" look on his face.
He's evil.
1 Phkna1 2019-01-04
He's just a junkie faggot.
1 Sueable 2019-01-04
I find this picture bizarre, very high school slut face he’s making.
1 whatisthishere 2019-01-04
He immediately reminded me of The Joker grinning, from The Dark Knight.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2019-01-04
When I was working retail as a kid I remember this guy came in with literally no nose on his face, like just a hole you could see directly into left over from where his nose should be. I hope we get to see that version of Artie.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-01-04
Dude I did too. Not even no nose, but a massive gaping hole in his entire face. No fucking eyes or anything. I remember seeing a thing on 60 Minutes this dude had some bizarre flesh eating bacteria in his face that just ate it from the inside out; this guy either had the same thing or was the actual guy. It was like something out of a Stephen King novel.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-01-04
You got to make the most of what you are 'dealt'.
1 TheRiff69 2019-01-04
He's got that rugged and deceased look going on. Fucking idiot.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-04
How do I look
-rugged
Nice
-and deceased
Oh.
1 SteveTech74 2019-01-04
And this guy is only 50
1 Artie-Larger 2019-01-04
When did he become a selfie picture taking homo? When did he stop being a man?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-01-04
youcanactlikeaman.wav
1 NguyenLevin71 2019-01-04
I bet he could spin a super boring yarn about that Super Bowl he’s wearing the merch of; how many G’s he laid on the niners, and how his bookie and cousin Geno fucked him over or some horseshit.
1 Chaddox710 2019-01-04
It pisses me off that this sunken-nosed goblin is still posting pictures of his fucked face on the internet...
Nobody fucking cares, nobody fucking likes you, this isnt fucking charming or cute or whatever you think this is... just fucking STOP IT...
Go find a ditch, lay down in it, and fucking DIE.. stop breathing everyone’s air, you junkie piece of shit... jesus fucking christ.
1 Shittinonniggers 2019-01-04
I just want him to die.
1 uptownshakedown 2019-01-04
I don’t know, if my face was deformed from decades of a horrible drug addiction that’s destroyed my life, I would avoid selfies - but I’m funny that way,
1 Phkna1 2019-01-04
He's just a junkie faggot.