Joe can't afford a truck like that nor is he cool enough to get into a high speed chase. If he ever got in trouble with law he'd react the same way women do when they get arrested, by sobbing and screaming "You can't do this! I didn't do anything".
Why would the cosplaying hack need to do that when he could just point to his hat and shirt and say “you’re gonna hem up a 82nd Airborne Vet?!” To which, if there’s any justice, the cop would say “tsss what, like a fawkn veterinarian or sumthin, stupid. When ya get to the holding pen don’t forget to call your little brother and get an advance on that allowance, ya dumb nigger.”
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1 dropngo 2018-12-27
Text on Joe's phone during this: "3 for 1 Glory hole Special at Big Apple Ranch - 11-Noon ONLY!"
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-12-27
When Joe sees a $100 used guitar on Craigslist
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-12-27
Joe can't afford a truck like that nor is he cool enough to get into a high speed chase. If he ever got in trouble with law he'd react the same way women do when they get arrested, by sobbing and screaming "You can't do this! I didn't do anything".
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-12-27
Why would the cosplaying hack need to do that when he could just point to his hat and shirt and say “you’re gonna hem up a 82nd Airborne Vet?!” To which, if there’s any justice, the cop would say “tsss what, like a fawkn veterinarian or sumthin, stupid. When ya get to the holding pen don’t forget to call your little brother and get an advance on that allowance, ya dumb nigger.”
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-12-27
That was a sweet jump! The A-team music would be perfect for this video.