He is literally the textbook definition of several words. You’d be hard pressed to find better examples. E.g.: Boorish, Insipid, Loutish, Dull, Preening....
The only reason that Joe himself isn't anon on social media is he trades on his brother's name to try and book more gigs at old folks homes for his shitty band.
Stupid boomer dates and signs his social media posts because he is a stupid fucking boomer, like a grandmother who signs her whatsapp messages in case you don't know who it's from.
Never change, you absolute retard.
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1 FriendzonedJimNorton 2018-12-18
He's like a cartoon character.
1 boringoneliner 2018-12-18
Man i wonder why Joe is so angry at algorithms
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-12-18
Algorithms rule
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
Al Gore rhythms
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
This being downvoted has made my day
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-18
(I kind of liked it)
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
Thank you
1 itsnotpiss 2018-12-18
Sounds like ol' "pass the buck" Joe is looking to blame something other than himself again. What did he fuck up this time?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-18
He is literally the textbook definition of several words. You’d be hard pressed to find better examples. E.g.: Boorish, Insipid, Loutish, Dull, Preening....
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
I think "cretin" sums him up quite nicely.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-12-18
buf·foon [bəˈfo͞on] NOUN a ridiculous but amusing person; a clown
1 StuntPeckah 2018-12-18
Spitlover
1 StuntPeckah 2018-12-18
spitoonface
1 emerge_from_the_mist 2018-12-18
Joe thinks you look smarter if you cram more words into your trite observations.
1 Hooxx4442 2018-12-18
It reminds me of those essays in school where I had to fill 1000 words or whatever. Who does this dolt think hes fooling?
1 of_lower_stock 2018-12-18
He never stops giving laughs. Merry Christmas, you absolute imbecile.
1 SuperToes845 2018-12-18
Wait. Didn't he say less than six months ago that he was leaving social media?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-18
Baby boomers ruined social media with their narcisstic faggot behavior.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-12-18
They really did. Facebook was a good time until 'our parents' discovered it.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-18
Didn't Ant say he was leaving social media? They really are the faggiest of them all.
1 telemecanique 2018-12-18
why do you look for logic in any of this?
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-12-18
So, leave.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-12-18
Brevity is the soul of wit.
1 SomervilleDan 2018-12-18
Such a gift for words. Joe is a modern day Oscar Wilde
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
Both homos.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-12-18
Nice of him to sign and date his masterful word craft for posterity. Insipid old faggot.
1 Fightingrooster 2018-12-18
I said it before and I’ll say it again. Why are the Cumia brothers always angry?
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
Because they're both exhausted from role playing as heterosexual white men 24/7 when they're both actually gay Algerians.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-12-18
What is he point he is trying to make? Why do him and Ant pitch a fit about social media so much. They constantly use it.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-12-18
They're addicted fags starving for attention and validation.
1 LeftyHyzer 2018-12-18
The only reason that Joe himself isn't anon on social media is he trades on his brother's name to try and book more gigs at old folks homes for his shitty band.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-12-18
"UnSocial Media"
How does he come up with this stuff?!
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-18
His constant changing of active/passive voice mid sentence is enraging.
1 fervt 2018-12-18
Is "J Cumia - 2018" an automatic part of the message or does this ass think people will quote him in the future?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-18
Joe should be famous honestly. He should be a household name
1 McGowan9 2018-12-18
I honestly think giving him a reality show would be a smash hit.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-12-18
I hate this man. That last line is just awful. Pontificating asshole trying to sound insightful but comes off like a buffoon.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-12-18
If he would have just said “before it fucks you” it almost would have made sense. How does a computer say fuck you?
1 ohmycawd 2018-12-18
I can't wrap my head around this man's stupidity.
1 Gadney 2018-12-18
"Nothing good has come from social media." A.Cumia-2014
"Social media is the cause of more harm than good" J.Cumia-2018
1 Attonitus1 2018-12-18
-Shakespeare
1 SteakSauce66 2018-12-18
Shouldn’t he be in bed at that hour?
1 wasabichowmein 2018-12-18
J. Cumia -2018
What a self-important asshat.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-18
Says the retard who rushes home to document his every interaction on social media no mater how dumb or mundane it may be.
1 SherrodsTwitterArmy 2018-12-18
"to propagating/promoting/providing much too easily attainable infidelity"
Confirmed, Joe's wife has cheated on him. As well she should.
1 loabaron 2018-12-18
Stupid boomer dates and signs his social media posts because he is a stupid fucking boomer, like a grandmother who signs her whatsapp messages in case you don't know who it's from. Never change, you absolute retard.
1 MrTimSmith 2018-12-18
That extra space between extreme and pornography makes me wonder what he originally typed there.
1 TexasMan8888 2018-12-18
Damn, that’s one straight talking badass! “Takes no guff (just anal at “The Ranch”) Cumia”.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-12-18
Kind of like your kid brother having girls shove whiffle ball bats up their vaginas?