There's literally nothing worse than that god damn tone Jim gets when he's pretending to be educated about something. "YEAH UHHHHHHMMMMMM *sniff" followed by nonsense. Jim stinks.
u/Jim-sucks-shit gets 29 upvotes (an entirely worthless non-currency) and thinks he's so on fire that he can talk shit to u/Mastro. Get AIDS and wither.
Why does everyone feel the need to use "literally" to overemphasize every thought? Because I'm pretty sure Dirty Work was worse than what you just described. BroJoe's 2U set, too.
I could *literally* name you a bunch of things worse than Jim pretending to know stuff.
I mean you can grab two slugs from the garden and put them in your food. The second one doesn't really make it worse. It already sucks if there's one there. Jim is an amazing level of suck.
Do Sam, Troy, or Travis have better opinions about anything?
Why are they talking about the news? Someone should be telling them not to.
I can listen to a full show of O&A or Ron and Fez from a decade ago, and it's good.
Go to Jim and Sam a month ago, and it's like they are reading boring headlines nobody cares about, but their opinions are so fucking stupid. All 4 of them.
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1 Mastro- 2018-12-15
Why are you listening?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
I'm not. But he's been doing this for many years and I used to listen.
1 Mastro- 2018-12-15
Oh. Cool.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
Shut up.
1 Fennian75 2018-12-15
Be careful with that one. He's literally a verbal assassin.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-15
He's got you dead to rights here.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-15
Why do you drink cum?
1 kingship75 2018-12-15
ANSWER THE MAN!
1 literalotherkin 2018-12-15
Coling Quinn fucking nailed the whole 'Professor Profound' Jimmy routine back in the day when Michio Kaku was on the show.
1 Rum_Raisin_Relapse 2018-12-15
Colin also said Jim sniffed the air before speaking like a South American dictator standing on a balcony.
1 literalotherkin 2018-12-15
In Paraguay wasn't it? :0
1 Rum_Raisin_Relapse 2018-12-15
Probably. Colin is always very specific with locations.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
I love Colin so much. I wish he toured more. I'd take a day off work to see him.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-12-15
So uhhhhmmmmmm your mother died..........
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-12-15
You live up to your name.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
I am not a fan of him.
1 halfwholediminished 2018-12-15
<Jim stinks.
too far, man.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
No but he does though.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-12-15
I bet he actually smells like BenGay and Vaseline.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2018-12-15
u/Jim-sucks-shit gets 29 upvotes (an entirely worthless non-currency) and thinks he's so on fire that he can talk shit to u/Mastro. Get AIDS and wither.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
What a shitty fucking bot. Fuck off.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-12-15
Why does everyone feel the need to use "literally" to overemphasize every thought? Because I'm pretty sure Dirty Work was worse than what you just described. BroJoe's 2U set, too.
I could *literally* name you a bunch of things worse than Jim pretending to know stuff.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
I said literally for a reason. Jim is literally the worst. It isn't an exaggeration when it's true. You literally suck 12 dicks a day.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-12-15
> I said literally for a reason. Jim is literally the worst.
Actually, you said
> There's literally nothing worse than...
So I named you a bunch of things that are literally worse than.
Listen, I get the whole bruised ego thing, but you coulda just given me this one.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
Shut the fuck up you wierdly specific dork.
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-12-15
What about two Jim Nortons?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-15
I mean you can grab two slugs from the garden and put them in your food. The second one doesn't really make it worse. It already sucks if there's one there. Jim is an amazing level of suck.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-12-15
Get mad, bruh.
1 insertclevereference 2018-12-15
Wait, Norm Macdonald cult classic "Dirty Work" is worse than the worm sniffing like a pontificating faggot?
1 whatisthishere 2018-12-15
Do Sam, Troy, or Travis have better opinions about anything?
Why are they talking about the news? Someone should be telling them not to.
I can listen to a full show of O&A or Ron and Fez from a decade ago, and it's good.
Go to Jim and Sam a month ago, and it's like they are reading boring headlines nobody cares about, but their opinions are so fucking stupid. All 4 of them.