Joe Cumia truly is a living, breathing stereotype of a working-class, 85 IQ wop.
You could show this picture to 100 random people and at least 60 of them would guess his occupation was "construction worker", yet he acts like he's some great intellectual.
Yeah. Construction workers aren’t necessarily stupid. They have to have a decent grasp of addition and geometry. As we can see from Joe’s sidebar pic, he is competely mystified by geometry.
I make 85k a year as a construction worker without overtime. I've made 135k before and I'm home around 3:30 everyday. To me it seems like the corporate whores of America are the actual suckers.
As a laborer in his 30's that has also worked office jobs and went through debilitating back pain and surgery... Give me my container of coffee and a roxicet, let the muckity mucks muck up the works.
The movie Office Space illustrated this concept nicely. With just a little OT, I made $60K in security and I didn’t have to be as involved in all of the corporte asskissing and cubicle nonsense.
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so you're saying that if you eat a lot you get fat? I want to take you out for a coffee
Like thinking himself an extension of U2, he sees himself as an extension of his brother's "big fight". His dumb brain definitely went home that night thinking he made some useful contribution to "the cause".
Antifa are massive douches, but fuck would I like to see the look on Joe's face if he was surrounded by about 50 of them.
He’d get out “let me (he really means Ant’s $) buy everybody a cup of coff...” before a ‘lock in a sock’ smashed into his shit filled skull. That, quite possibly, could be the only time I would ever congratulate an Antifa puke.
Wait, this scene made the Shutterstock archives? You didn't just add the watermark as a joke? But but but none of us have any effect on their lives, they said.
(That's why Ant weaponized us every Jocktober... because we have zero effect, I guess.)
51 comments
1 sams_seed 2018-12-14
How much for the rights??
2 PretentiousJackass 2018-12-14
Here's the gallery
https://www.rexfeatures.com/set/9985187
Won't let you see the prices if you don't have an account, someone should buy this eventually
1 sams_seed 2018-12-14
Haha what a turd
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2018-12-14
$5,000
1 Snake_____86 2018-12-14
His fucking bloated booze paw.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-14
JEEsus, joe
1 cory_stereo 2018-12-14
Joe Cumia truly is a living, breathing stereotype of a working-class, 85 IQ wop.
You could show this picture to 100 random people and at least 60 of them would guess his occupation was "construction worker", yet he acts like he's some great intellectual.
3 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-14
All construction workers are smarter than this cosplay karaoke faggot.
1 call_me_winston 2018-12-14
and they can work with their hands
see because joe sucks at guitar
1 SeawardLips 2018-12-14
I always imagined him ending up like Karl from ATHF
1 whalerobot 2018-12-14
"Oh yeah, that place by the Big Apple Ranch... The gentlemen's club"
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-14
And they work
See because Joe is a fucking bum
1 Phkna1 2018-12-14
He did Gonna Lectric Shock OJ
1 lawntoilet 2018-12-14
*produced
1 Phkna1 2018-12-14
They can work
See because Joe doesn't work
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-14
Yeah. Construction workers aren’t necessarily stupid. They have to have a decent grasp of addition and geometry. As we can see from Joe’s sidebar pic, he is competely mystified by geometry.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-12-14
While I agree with your dumb wop assessment, I'd of guess he was retired.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-12-14
“Acting like some great intellectual” is the least of his crimes...this delusional cunt literally thinks he’s Jimi Hendrix reincarnated!
1 deumae 2018-12-14
50% on the money.
1 Kalikhead 2018-12-14
That is an insult to construction workers... They work really hard. He’s more like the dolt that has to hold the traffic sign on road crews.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-14
How can Joe be "working" class?
1 Lucid_Existence 2018-12-14
I make 85k a year as a construction worker without overtime. I've made 135k before and I'm home around 3:30 everyday. To me it seems like the corporate whores of America are the actual suckers.
1 kingship75 2018-12-14
I hear 'ya pal! Honest day's work for an honest day's pay! Gimme' that, a buttered roll and my container of coffee, I'm happy.
But what do I know? I leave it up to the muckity-mucks.
1 thisshitisboring 2018-12-14
As a laborer in his 30's that has also worked office jobs and went through debilitating back pain and surgery... Give me my container of coffee and a roxicet, let the muckity mucks muck up the works.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-12-14
The movie Office Space illustrated this concept nicely. With just a little OT, I made $60K in security and I didn’t have to be as involved in all of the corporte asskissing and cubicle nonsense.
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-14
Well, one out of two ain't bad.
1 call_me_winston 2018-12-14
there is a zero percent chance he can button that jacket
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-12-14
so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so you're saying that if you eat a lot you get fat? I want to take you out for a coffee
1 sams_seed 2018-12-14
The b in lgbtq stands for biker
1 SirSodomy 2018-12-14
heh
0 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-14
I though it stood for BroJoe?
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-12-14
Why is a black man making a dago hand gesture?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-12-14
"Ma's spaghetti"
1 harriswill 2018-12-14
the way momma fried that bird it'd make you say YO
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-12-14
Why the fuck was Reuters at this protest?
1 decmcg 2018-12-14
He looks like he's shitting or has something up his rectum. Did nana lend him some vibrating eggs?
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-12-14
Those are beginner toys, Joe probably owns a fuck machine.
1 Deaumont 2018-12-14
Technically Ant owns it if it’s bought with his credit card. Like the rest of Joe’s ridiculous belongings.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2018-12-14
Yep
1 rob7788 2018-12-14
Joe Cumia is one of the few dummies who would even think it worthwhile to engage the two fatso antifa's.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-14
Like thinking himself an extension of U2, he sees himself as an extension of his brother's "big fight". His dumb brain definitely went home that night thinking he made some useful contribution to "the cause".
Antifa are massive douches, but fuck would I like to see the look on Joe's face if he was surrounded by about 50 of them.
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-12-14
He’d get out “let me (he really means Ant’s $) buy everybody a cup of coff...” before a ‘lock in a sock’ smashed into his shit filled skull. That, quite possibly, could be the only time I would ever congratulate an Antifa puke.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-14
And it wouldn't be his bloody ear that made the sidebar, or even a pic of him in the morgue.
It'd be the facial expression he wore just before it happened. Part 2 of an epic series where Potata Joe bit off more than he could chew.
1 TranthonyRapesKids 2018-12-14
Yes indeed it does Mr. Cumia
1 nomadiqqq 2018-12-14
What on earth tempted Shutterstock to own this?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-12-14
Yes, (((what possibly))))?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-12-14
Every time I watch that one Sopranos episode now I see in place of Vito, Joe's dumb face talking about entering contracts.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-12-14
Wait, this scene made the Shutterstock archives? You didn't just add the watermark as a joke? But but but none of us have any effect on their lives, they said.
(That's why Ant weaponized us every Jocktober... because we have zero effect, I guess.)
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-12-14
What an ugly stupid mooch.
1 insertclevereference 2018-12-14
The Cumia brothers are like Ratso Rizzo and Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy.
1 DildoRenter 2018-12-14
"So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so" is the Long Island version of the New Jersey "He goes, he goes, he goes."