Anthony Cumia's Demented World|Back to Obscurity: Part 1

1  2018-10-16 by BeigeFrequency

219 comments

I'm giving you guys a heads up. I might take the video down in a day and reupload it. The fa la la la la song already got claimed :(

So Sleeves is cockblocking you? Ironic since Ant never liked him.

I think it's a company Sleeves sold his music too. i don't know.

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Even when you try to be an asshole you still give us a warning, Beige can do no wrong, you sir are a saint.

Thank you

Counter the content id saying it’s “fair use” which it is since this is a documentary, provides commentary. Guaranteed you get to keep it in there.

I'll give it a shot, but unfortunately that isn't how fair use works on youtube.

That is for the gaurantee, guy who has no idea how YouTube actually works.

Thats not how fair use works. You need to comment directly on the pieces of music or media thats being used. You need to discuss it's relevance to the subject matter. Fair use doesnt give carte blanche to use whatever you want in a documentary.

You ducking nigga!!!

damn that's a shame - such a great idea to use that song

I find a way to put the originals up somewhere else.

Google drive?

you should use the parody version where sleeves sings about ants life that he sent into the show years ago.

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That is a good suggestions. Maybe I'll send him an email beforehand.

Hating all the blacks, falala la la

Honest thoughts? Love the intro, but 3 minutes is pushing it (cut that down to 60 seconds next time). Also, I prefer Porsalin's voice; yours sounds a little less polished and a bit more nervous (but that will come w/ time and experience).

Other than that? I think I generally prefer your style to his because I don't get the sense that you're trying to make your subject laugh or plug your work the way Sam has Porsalin's. (A documentary trying to link Sam to Primates isn't anything Sam is going to lose sleep over, which is why he plugged it.)

This, however, is a documentary I can't imagine Ant voluntarily driving traffic to while laughing appreciatively. It's too cringe for him. That's how you know it's good.

I'm only 10 mins in, but looking forward to the rest later.

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I don't disagree per se, but I do like them both for the reasons you just described. When I feel more 'Spinal Tap', I'll go for some Beige. When I feel more '3 Stooges', I'll go for some Porsalin. Both have their place.

I'm done with the falalala thing anyway

Thats shit, but use the opportunity to try find the DL Hughley clip in stereo. Awesome work though man!

Yeah. I guess that's an issue with mobile. I'm not sure why but I will try to fix it too.

I'm probably going to wait a few days actually, to see if any new claims come in. Just in case.

The fa la la la la opening was the best

Please keep this up for a bit longer. I need to watch this.

Before the self imposed 10pm EST deadline unlike that British bum

Beige you beautiful bastard

Fuck dude I'm just about to leave for work, you cunt!

lol look at this fag having a job

I work in a tribute band called Jam Pearl

how about black earl jam and you dont rehearse and do a bad job

How you gonna watch this and make sandwiches at Panera at the same time?

I’ll give him a extended lunch break. We’re all gonna watch it.

Five minutes in and Brother Joe is already enraging me.

"HURR DURR HE'S IN REHAB BUT THEY GAVE HIM BENZOS?!? GREAT FACILITY YOU'RE RUNNING, DOC!"

Yes, fuckhead, they gave him benzos because he's an ALCOHOLIC! He could die if he stopped cold turkey!

"BUT HE TOLD THEM HE'D BEEN DRY FOR THREE DAYS..."

Yes, because drunks and drug addicts are known for their honesty. Fucking retard. Ugh.

enraging

Do you always mimic lil Jimmy's phrases or just today?

He doesnt own the word faggot.

But he does resemble it

How many years have you been doing this now?

Since 2015 -- where does the time go?!

Shut the fuck up and stop it

You have to be a real beta bitch boi to take a word out of your vocabulary because someone you don't like uses it a lot.

not to mention he seems to think that benzos are a synthetic opiate of some kind? unless he was given that in addition to the ativan which seems unlikely

Zopiklon for sleep is a hard drug to senior citizen Joe Cumia

How did you get such an in demand homosexuality consultant?

He's has a lot of free after being banned for violent white supremacist tweets.

You promised it on Tuesday and you actually delivered. What the fuck is this?

Some of that American Can-Do attitude. USA! USA!

The ambient music you use in the background reminds me of the music they used in the Strike helicopter games from the Sega Genesis days. It keeps me paying attention.

Sounds like the witcher

With time to spare sir.

"Because Cumia could afford a decent lawyer, he was able to get a deal that would allow his charges to be reduced, if he completed court ordered 'Stop drinking and beating your girlfriend' classes"

AGOOSH!

Dedicated to Philip Marma... Brought a single tear to my eye.

At the end his little Philip speech was very touching, and then I hear the hulkster in heaven music and, it was just too much.

Great job.

The world just lost (not yet) another Hulkaniac

Ant when he wakes up to find this video on his youtube feed...

"FUCK!"

So in another hour or so

What a dolt Joe is. They don't just give you synthetic Opioids in rehab unless you tell them you've been taking Opiates don't want to withdrawl. What a fucking fruit.

He's the stupidest man alive and second place isn't even fucking close.

"Oh you don't have an Opiate addiction? Here's some Opiates!"

May God bless you and your loved ones

I'm glad that Lil Beav made a cameo.

Goddamn I didn’t think I’d be hearing hulk and the wrestling boot band but nice touch

Odds Anthony misses his show today?

Depends on if he ran out of his Percocets yet.

50 minutes? I'm turgid with anticipation!

Ron shines in this.

Now I face the ethical dilemma of faking an illness to leave work and enjoy this promptly delivered piece of art...

I took the day off

Why ? Do you have pancreatic cancer?

This series needs artwork similar to the Twin Peaks VHS box set

That PhilipMarma shout out gotta nigga sad. God bless you, Kings.

Anthony realised deep down Colin Faherty arguing and insulting Ron Bennington whilst being ridiculously racist is where his life is now. No more laughing with Jimmy or collecting million pay checks or even being known. He panicked, shut down and all he could muster was "I'm still hilarious"

This was exactly how I read it, he’s lost the old world that he loved, laughing and fucking around with Ron, Jim, etc. and all he has now are these miserable bastards with a pathological obsession with ruining their own lives by constantly forcing all discussions to revolve around race and politics. Watching it in full for the first time here was a sobering moment. You really see Ant’s slow realization.

There was a great comment on youtube saying that the Ron vs Colin fight was like watching Anthony's own internal dichotomy.

Your docs have been hilarious and it's funny knowing that Ant, all his staff, his old Sirius XM staff have watched them.

I'd never actually seen it, apart from a couple of short clips.

Jesus christ is Anthony ever a pussy. Bennington was like Billy Bats telling the woman at the bar (Anthony) "don't get nervous."

If it had been a couple of trained fighters about to come to blows and he'd had that reaction, it would've been embarrassing.

The fact that he practically shat himself because a couple of pensioners got a bit shouty confirms what an absolute bitch he is.

No wonder he's drinking and drugging himself to death. It must be a living hell to be that much of a fag and know it.

I'd never seen it full either, I had never heard Ron say to Anth "That sort of shit bothers you, huh? Did you notice that neither me or him were thrown? Why were you?"

Literally talking to him as though he's perma-lost era Fez.

Thrown or throwing? I thought he was saying they weren't gonna fight

This is also the first time that I actually watched the clip and had the same reaction. Anthony got nothing going on. Ron trying to walk him through hosting his own show is so fucking pathetic. 20+ years in radio and he locks up like a deer in the headlights at the hint of confrontation. Anthony's stupid, jittery, nervous energy worked fine on the radio as the funny sidekick but he really can't cut it as a host when the camera is on him. All it has done is expose all of his glaring flaws.

Yeah, it's not just that he's ugly. Gerard Depardieu is ugly. Gene Hackman is no Adonis. But they're comfortable on front of a camera and that gives them presence/charisma/whatever you want to call it. Nana is uncomfortable in his own skin and just looks so shifty and nervous in front of camera. That he's horrifyingly ugly on top of that certainly doesn't help.

Yes, its a lack of presence and charisma. And the fact that, for whatever reason, Anthony decided to format all of his shows like its the nightly news makes it so much worse. He's such a jittery, nervous fuck as it is and staring into the camera at your soul really makes it apparent that he lacks the talent necessary to host a show.

The audio during the DL/Norton part is all jacked up on my end, is that just me?

That was intentional. I wanted to compare Jim spitefully pouting with the shitty excuse he made to DL

Oooooohhh. Thanks for the clarification! Very good video.

Good job budday looking forward to part 2.

Who in their right mind called Nana "Professor Anthony?" Those people need to be #ruized.

your voice is getting good

I'm just glad this included Antwan Kumiya's terrorist attack.

thanks you for your service

Showing now in cytube - https://cytu.be/r/TheChippah

The Antwan Kumiya thing is still the funniest shit ever

its so funny because euro trashes always think they are smarter than everybody else

Nobody thinks Romanians are smart.

I just got to the Colin Flaherty part and my blood is boiling right now. I don’t watch any Chip Chipperson or Anthony Cumia bullshit because it’s not good anymore so all the Colin shit was just 2nd hand info from Reddit

Actually watching clips of this fucking potatonigger obsessing with blacks as Ron is trying his heart out to save the show is infuriating.

Unfunny douche.

Flaherty

dont worry, he'll be dead soon. fucking piece of shit

People like him are just exhausting to be around. He's all of Anthony's obnoxious traits turned up to max volume. I'm sure Colin is like this in his everyday life as well. He literally can't think of anything except "blacks made my town no good no mores." Even if you agree with points he makes, how much of that shit can you take before you want to move onto something else?

Fantastic work as usual.

Fantastic. I'm watching a second time.

Honest thoughts? Love the intro, but 3 minutes is pushing it (cut that down to 60 seconds next time). Also, I prefer Porsalin's voice; yours sounds a little less polished and a bit more nervous (but that will come w/ time and experience).

Other than that? I think I generally prefer your style to his because I don't get the sense that you're trying to make your subject laugh or plug your work the way Sam has w/ Porsalin's. (A documentary trying to link Sam to Primates isn't anything Sam is going to lose sleep over).

This, however, is a documentary I wouldn't voluntarily drive traffic to if I was its subject. That's how you know it's good. I'm only 10 mins in, but looking forward to the rest later.

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Ron looks like he's foam rubber.

Nice work dude. Fucking hilarious

i saw 30:00 mins so far.

there are so many subliminals in both word and picture, i am constantly entertained but also saddened at the opportunities missed by your colleague Porsalin in the Sam doc.

Nonetheless you've consistently upped your game from episode to episode and that is wonderful to see. Also thank you for not teasing the doc endlessly and delivering when ready.

Thanks a lot. SO many of you say you watch the videos 3 or 4 times so I try to throw a lot of little jokes in. That way you notice something new every time.

Its brilliant. I truly enjoy watching all your docs. I think your greatest talent is your ability to weave in every interesting event in a narrative way that gives the whole thing a sense of continuity, which keeps it watchable from beginning to end, while being funny. I am tossing around the idea of attempting work on a doc myself, but after watching this, I don't think I could write a script nearly as entertaining and comprehensive like you do. These docs must be a shit ton of work to finish, but they are so worth it. Beige, you are a god. Bravo

Under budget and ahead of schedule. Hats off to you sir

Thanks, BeigeFrequency. Really enjoy this series.

Beige what's up after Anthony Cumia? Love your docs and sense of humor.

I'm going to post a thread about this later.

Nothing annoys me more than the way Ant and his crew act like he’s knee deep in 19-year-old pussy at all times. Like he’s some irresistible ladies’ man because he has an inground pool.

Did Ron ever do the show after Anthony called him sensitive? Also where's Colin or Vos or Bobby. Even Jim hasn't been on in ages.

I love these so much

man that music + aerial scene.. so good...

fag

Great product Beige, really fantastic.

You said it's part 1 but it's part 6 god damn it

Technically it's "Beige Frequency's The Deep End| Anthony Cumia's Demented World:Part 6 - Back To Obscurity:Part 1(of 2)

I'm a faggot

I thought the same thing when I read it. Wanna rub chubs?

We know.

That was legit sad watching Ron being such a great friend during the meltdown with that cunt colin. Anthony never deserved to have a friend like that. He’s a piece of shit that would rather be a miserable loser

Another great one as always, Beige. Excited to see what’s coming next.

Wow I never watched the full Colin Flaherty thing, but he really is a fucking retard. Humor about the negro is always hilarious but he actually just has a hard-on for black people for no reason.

Someone needs to make docs like this about BRENDAN schaub

man that facial hair really makes Carl look less like a hideous fat fuck. kinda

Hope Phil marm gets to see part 2 man,ur a international treasure

I had to switch it off at the Dice/ISIS bit. Mother of God, that's sad.

Goes to show how great the opester was. Dice isis would be funny on radio for about 20 seconds and then the destroyer would steer the show onto something else. This is just anthony stretching out a bit and embarrassing himself.

I never watched that whole video of Colin Cancerhavity/Ron. Ant is a massive cowardly pussy

Joe is such a nignog. He is bragging about Anthony's TV like its some sort of unattainable asset. There are probably 5 or 6 Puerto Ricans in any given housing project who have a big screen TV. This isn't 1986. Having a big TV is a mere bagatelle. I only make $50K a year and I bet any four pairs of my shoes or two or three of my suits cost about the same as one of those TVs. They sell them in Costco now, for chrissake.. If you want to brag about something, brag about the appraised price of his home, if the mortgage has been paid off, or his overall liquidity, you ginzo White trash doofus.

Him groveling to Alex Jones and crying "Th-the Leftist degenerates were lying about me, too!" shit gets more pathetic every time I see it.

The Cumias are Luciferians.

How cute the video has Beavis the cat 🐈 in it @ 1:23 I think that was funny 🐈🎃💕👧🏼🎈💋💯

Is there an origin of the recurring pronunciation of Hughley? Also, the audio is messed up during that segement

It's pronounced 'unfunny'.

Ive said this many times.... this place is fucking amazing

My take away...the Anthony Cumia saga is drying out (especially post multiple Twitter bans). Beige is sick of covering the guy...the Reddit seens to be bored of him of late.

Obscurity is real.

This is exactly why I'm going to end it after JRE and the book.

Ant is probably gonna end it after his book release too.

"Graveyard of broken and shattered dreams" is the best description of CM.

Dude this series is phenomenal AND on top of this one i cannot stop retroactively watching old Genova vids after having seen your documentary on janoy. Tysm for all the entertainment

Also, who might be the new subject for the upcoming series?

"Anthony wanted to outdumb his gay idiot brother"

Lmao

love Ron Bennington

Not working for me, but it isn't saying the video was "removed by the user".

Fuckin YouTube is down, can you upload a mirror?

YouTube is really motherfucking me right now.

I still can't get over the fact that in a span of five years Ant went from entertaining Daniel Craig at his home to hosting a glorified YouTube show where a sweaty, dishevled author of black domination erotica is considered a ”get.”

One thing Anthony is great at is exposing himself as a crushing, one-note bore to people who thought he would be fun to hang out with, because that's how he came across on the radio. Stetten and Gavin said as much. They thought Anthony would be this fun, vibrant party guy but mostly he spends his time fighting with people on Twitter and watching Gilligan's Island reruns.

"Jim Norton's pre-cambrian physiology".

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY YOUTUBE?!

Beige broke youtube

For real. Just closed down Kerbal space program and got all lubed up for the doc. Now I'm sitting here with my greasy pud in my palm, softer than fresh baked bread with nothing to stiffen it up. This is worse than 9/11.

"Jim Norton's pre-cambrian physiology"

AMERICA

Fucked up on Xanax, fa la la la la.. Biting teenage girls, fa la la la la.. Buying implants for trannys, fa la la la la, vibrating egg shaped anal plug, fa la la la la

That Bennington bit at the end is great. How inept do you have to be for one of your guests to have to explain to you how being a radio presenter works? It was like Ron was guesting on a community radio show where each student gets to host a night, and he's volunteering his time to show them the ropes.

Great job /u/BeigeFrequency. You clearly put a lot of time and effort into producing this documentary.

Trigger warning u/Futhuhmucker

This video contains malicious intent, laughing at Anthonys upcoming bankruptcy, disregard for hurt feelings and contains absolutely no playful ball busting.

I know how upset this will make you so best to just avoid this all together.

Are there any actual jokes, or is it all just schadenfreude and whining? RedLetterMedia shit all over the Star Wars movies, but those reviews were really funny, regardless of how you felt about the Star Wars movies. If this is shitting all over Anthony, and is really funny (like with jokes and stuff) then it's really funny. I have a feeling, though, that this is all just more Reddit whining, but with a Ken Burns musical score. Make a funny one, and even Anthony cum guzzlers like me will like it.

The less I say about it the better. If you were to get triggered I could never forgive myself.

Funny is funny, I'll never deny that. Is the "doco" funny, or is it only funny if you have a years long, obsessive hatred for Ant?

You really need to stop believing everything you read on this sub

Its just horrible.

These 15 year old 4chan edge lords actually thought it was funny that in the confusion after the Nice truck terrorist attack, they tricked a Dutch website and a Romanian news channel that the suspect was Tunisian 'antwan Al kumiya' and showed a picture of poor Anthony looking 'particularly middle eastern '.

These people are heartless savages I tell you.

No, that was funny

But something something hurt feelings

We're you literally trying to have Anthony Cumia arrested and tried as a terrorist? If so, that's just weird. Tricking a newspaper into posting a silly picture is good old fashioned hijinks. Good natured humor.

You probably hate the Antwan Kumiya gag, now that I like it. Oh, the easily led.

Tricking the newspaper was funny, and if he was arrested that would have been funnier.

But I understand this idea might trigger you. You prefer playful ball busting.

No wait, what if homeland security raided his house and shot and paralyzed him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EDGY!!!

No wait, what if homeland security raided his house and shot and paralyzed him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yes, this was the triggering I was concerned about.

If you say "hello, how are you?" and I say "fine, thanks" back, is that you triggering me? I think it's just a response to a question.

At this point, I have no clue what triggering even means, it's such an overused word. Judging by how you use it, you don't understand it either. Like how "cuckold" has a very specific definition, yet it's used for everything, thus making it an imprecise word, making it mean nothing. So sure, you "triggered" me, if we're going by the will o' the wisp, totally arbitrary non-definition.

At this point, I have no clue what triggering even means, it's such an overused word. Judging by how you use it, you don't understand it either. Like how "cuckold" has a very specific definition, yet it's used for everything, thus making it an imprecise word, making it mean nothing. So sure, you "triggered" me, if we're going by the will o' the wisp, totally arbitrary non-definition.

And this is exactly why no one believes you are only 30. You are not intelligent to fool anyone smarter than yourself.

But jokes aside, why did you abandon the u/TittyMtnHighway account?

How old do you think I am?

I also found what triggered you

You're fat!

Fuckin showed him

That's all it took to get you all hot and bothered for 2 weeks straight.

Interpreting someone who is making fun of someone for being too sensitive as being triggered just reinforces that you are not only 30.

How old you actually are is irrelevant. I'm embarrassed on your behalf that you created a new alt account to cry about hurt feelings and suicide jokes to r/opieandanthony and call everyone who isn't as big a pussy as you 15 year old 4chan edge lords.

All this because I called you fat? Sensitive little fella, aren't you?

You refuse to believe in any capacity that I am anywhere near 30, yet you believe every word a rando says because...?

First you stated you are 30. Now it's anywhere near 30. You're not good at this.

Only someone as stupid as you could possibly be fooled by you.

It's quite ironic that you are trying to use sensitive as an insult after crying about hurt feelings and lack of playful ball busting. You have the brain power and arguing ability of Marion.

See, when I call you a sensitive crybaby who defends a pedophile,and is really stupid , it actually means something because it's based off things you've said, which is why it's so touchy for you.

But if I called you a gay prostitute and said your mother had aids, it's meaningless because it's a product of my imagination, not based off any information.

See how this works? Or perhaps this concept is beyond your limited brain function.

First you stated you are 30. Now it's anywhere near 30. You're not good at this.

You didn't catch me, stupid. Would you believe me if I said I was 32, or 29? No, you don't think I'm 30. You don't think I'm anywhere near 30. I think that you think that I'm an old man, which makes me think even more that you're a kid.

If my mom took money in exchange for sex, and you called her a prostitute, that would be an accurate description of her. You calling me a pussy is just you opinion, and it's based only on me not having a super hardcore fuking edgy as FUKKK post history, like yours.

But really, all I did was call you fat and kaboom!

You calling me a pussy is just you opinion, and it's based only on me not having a super hardcore fuking edgy as FUKKK post history, like yours.

Or not crying about hurt feelings, malicious intent and lack of playful ball busting.

But really, all I did was call you fat and kaboom

Keep trying to convince yourself that the only reason that anyone could make fun of you and not be as big of a sensitive snowflake as you is because they are a fat 15 year old.

Or take the opportunity to self reflect of how big of a pussy you come across as. But you probably won't.

Wrong again and again. I have no idea if any feeling are hurt or not. I'm making fun of your "let's get 'em, boys!" clubhouse.

Keep trying to convince yourself that the only reason that anyone could make fun of you and not be as big of a sensitive snowflake as you is because they are a fat 15 year old.

You're much younger and much fatter than me, that much we are sure of. You make fun of me because I made fun of you for trying to be the edgiest kid of all the internets.

You're much younger and much fatter than me, that much we are sure of.

Based on what? Your imagination.

Also, you're just triple confirming you're not 30, which makes it really creepy that you're agreeing with Anthony that fucking 15/14 year olds is ok.

Wrong again and again. I have no idea if any feeling are hurt or not. I'm making fun of your "let's get 'em, boys!" clubhouse.

My feelings are irrelevant. You were crying about Anthony and Joe's hurt feelings. Because of how much of a pussy you are.

Why are you so sure I'm not 30? You'll eventually be right, I'll be 31 in 2 weeks.

Again, only someone stupider than you would be fooled by you.

So why did you abandon the u/TittyMtnHighway account?

Why are you so hardcore against me being 30? This is legitimately funny to me, because I really am, no crossies, 30 years old. Why that is your hard line, the hill you will die on, is more bizzare than any of the nonsense you yammer out.

Again, the depths of your retardation are endlessly fascinating.

I'm not 'against' anything. You've tried to create a new alt account for your previous u/TittyMtnHighway account and create a persona that is some 30 year old guy who white nights for Anthony and Sam Roberts of all people. But you are far too stupid to pull it off convincingly.

And why would I tell you how you fucked it up? Wheres the fun in that?

You being stupid isn't a conspiracy. And it's not exhausting at all typing comments into reddit and seeing what retarded contradictory nonsense you will come up with next.

How old do you think I am? I want to know just how wrong you are.

Of course you want to know.

Good one. You're so married to that little piece of "evidence", and you couldn't be more wrong. My age is such an odd thing for me to lie about, and even more odd for you to be so steadfast in your refusal to believe it. Kids today, you're all retarded.

Huffing and puffing because the "15 year old edgelords" aren't as retarded as I am.

Cute.

Huh? The 15 year old edgelords aren't as retarded as you are? But you are a 15 year old edgelord. One who is more certain than anything in this world that I am NOT 30 years old. That is a gospel truth in your mind, for what reason, I can't imagine.

Again, you pondering how you fucked up your alt account persona and failed to trick someone smarter than you is amusing to me. Keep guessing.

And as always, keep crying about Anthonys hurt feelings and people laughing if he commits suicide.

You're clearly not smarter than me. You think Im lying about my age, and I'm not.

I'm not trying to trick you by saying I'm 30. And you aren't out smarting me by not believing that I'm 30.

"If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself." Joseph goebbels

You're clearly not smarter than me.

I love how delusional you are.

You literally said (amongst many retarded things)...

The invite to the compound didn't have "for fucking" at the end. Just East wing or west wing.

...thinking this would bolster your argument that Anthony isn't a pedophile.

And then you wonder why you come across as on the spectrum or suffering from a learning disability.

You are priceless.

You also thought my praise of The Bonfire was not a calculated act, and not purposely worded to annoy you. My successful trolling is very successful. I dragged the bait, looking for the angriest little bee in the hive, and I've found you.

Now you write some thing like "Aww, cute adorable sweetie pie changing his story?" Then pull quotes from 2 weeks ago, to prove your dedication. Facts are, I put out bait, you got hooked.

Yeah I saved a few of the more retarded things you've said. I will agree, you have me hooked on what retarded nonsense you will come up with next and stupidly tripping over holes in your own logic.

For example.

My successful trolling is very successful

When your trolling is about making yourself look like a sensitive pussy crybaby, you are doing it wrong.

And your big insult to everyone is "4chan edgelord", which is basically making fun of trolls.

Do you think about the things you type before you post them?

Again, the depths of your retardation are endlessly fascinating, and they just keep getting deeper with every post you make.

My trolling showed you for what you really are. You are way too dedicated to this sub. Your loyalty is idiotic. I was just curious to see how strongly somebody would defend something like brother Joe child spit memes.

The child spit memes where just part of the story.

Those alone would be pretty boring. The funny part about what happened to Joe was all the stupid things he said (I mean, he is basically a mental defect), him challenging the 'redditards' that they have no effect on his life, then coming here on his knees begging for mercy when he realised they could effect his life.

Then, he then proceeded to embarrass himself on national television, and even though he won the case, got all butthurt that the judge wouldn't let him rant and rave about the 'reddit people' like a mental patient.

But this is trolling, which you simultaneously mock as unfunny and only for 15 year old 4chan edge lords, and claim to be successfully doing to me by pretending to be a bigger pussy than you already are.

You are priceless.

I'm not trying to take your job, though. So I'm better than you.

You mean him playing dress ups as some gay band while collecting welfare off his younger brother and neglecting his kids? You mean that job?

You are really good at making yourself look like a sensitive crybaby pussy trolling

I agree that it's lame, but people are apparently willing to pay to see them. As for the welfare, that's between him and his brother.

I'm not trying to take your job, though. So I'm better than you.

Call me an edgelord all you like, but jesus christ are you a cringelord If I've ever seen one

As for the welfare, that's between him and his brother

And for everyone else to make of, because it's really pathetic. But wait... That might hurt feelings. So please, cry more about it.

Yeah, giving money to your family is for faggots, right? You're so cool.

He is a pathetic excuse for a human being, and is rightly being mocked.

And his kids will be fine, Anthony is providing for them. Essentially, Joe cumia isn't a man, he's stuck in arrested development from his 20s with his faggy rock star ambitions, and If he he had a triple digit IQ he would be more self conscious and ashamed.

But no, he posts of forums and reddit proudly that Anthony is 'the man' of his family, and everyone laughs at him.

Did he do something to you? Did Anthony promise you money, but then Joe bilked you out of it? He's in a cover band, so what? Does it really bother you that much? Obviously, yes.

His brother fucks children.

Not according to u/Futhuhmucker

Prove the kid fucking first.

Nothing wrong with giving a loyal fan a tour of the host's house. Jim Norton did an episode of "Cribs", Ant was just offering a more exclusive experience.

It's embarrassing to get fooled by a dude pretending to be a girl. Makes sense to delete the thread. But then again, Melissa Stetten said he is a pedophile, and her word is gospel. If that bean pole says it, I'm instantly convinced.

What fan wouldn't want to visit the compound?

The invite to the compound didn't have "for fucking" at the end. Just East wing or west wing. That's part of your "proof" and I say it's not proof of anything.

As for him being attracted and flirting with young girls, yeah it's creepy and kinda gross, but does it really affect you enough to spend 4 years screeching about it?

I'm saying that I, like Anthony, am a legitimate fan of that young lady's Vines. She's a comedy prodigy, she is.

Yeah, those Vines were really funny.

The invite to the compound didn't have "for fucking" at the end. Just East wing or west wing.

Imagine being so hard up for a role model that you have to make bad excuses for confirmed degenerate scumbag Tony Cumia.

Or imagine being so autistic that you think someone trying to seduce someone over twitter would say "I'd like to invite you to my house.... For fucking"

His subscribers are all hillbilly fucking idiots that'll excuse even the most heinous of actions because he touts their political beliefs.

I forgot how funny those Vines were.

Top level mental gymnastics

That little girl will be the next Cloris Leachman

Was cloris leachman statutorily raped by a man is his late 50s when she was 11?

That's probably why she's so funny

That doesn't sound like playful ball busting to me. I'm outraged

What a pussy you are.

Was that playful ball busting?.... Looked more like malicious intent to me. Like you wanted to really hurt the feelings of a stranger because....upvotes?

That was you, remember?

You are calling yourself a pussy, just like you called yourself a coward for posting online anonymously.

Congratulations.

He is a loser and a failure as a human being. So it's funny to make fun of him. Being in a coverband in of itself is fine, If he was a good enough musician, he could support himself solely off his music, or if it was a hobby or a bit of extra cash on the side that would be one thing.

But no, he proudly still collects an allowance off a family member, like a child. It's pathetic.

Again, you think the only motivation could be hatred to goof on someone, because you have no sense of humour.

And the fact that you confidently stated that Joe is a better person than me, considering I don't take money from anyone, and support myself and my family, makes me wonder what kind of piece piece of shit you must be.

holy shit i had a solid 60 second cameo there

I loved the Philip Marma dedication with the song at the end.

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I work in a tribute band called Jam Pearl

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That is a good suggestions. Maybe I'll send him an email beforehand.

YouTube is really motherfucking me right now.

Hating all the blacks, falala la la

Tricking the newspaper was funny, and if he was arrested that would have been funnier.

But I understand this idea might trigger you. You prefer playful ball busting.

Again, you pondering how you fucked up your alt account persona and failed to trick someone smarter than you is amusing to me. Keep guessing.

And as always, keep crying about Anthonys hurt feelings and people laughing if he commits suicide.

I'm not trying to take your job, though. So I'm better than you.

You mean him playing dress ups as some gay band while collecting welfare off his younger brother and neglecting his kids? You mean that job?

You are really good at making yourself look like a sensitive crybaby pussy trolling

Or imagine being so autistic that you think someone trying to seduce someone over twitter would say "I'd like to invite you to my house.... For fucking"