r/opieandanthony: Louis ck putting some faggot back in his place.

He’s the rare guy who might improve his looks with bigger man tits. His fat droopy belly gives him the body shape of E.T. With a little more thickness up top, he’d still be a fat piece of shit but he might look more like a barrel-chested porker at least.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-10-13

louis is so big and fat that he could get busy with 62 burritos

1 TJMaxxGurl 2018-10-13

And here we are supporting it

1 dixlerfix 2018-10-13

louis ck IS the fag

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-10-13

Whoa.. That chick used to be thin. I don't remember her name but she was on Tough Crowd at least once and I thought she was attractive at the time.

1 gunstore 2018-10-13

She used to be smoking

1 99ovr 2018-10-13

You've caught my interest. Wish someone would look her up for me.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-10-13

She looked like she must have been really funny. Time (and in this case doughnuts) are not kind to females. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-f8AxQYdIMYM/TZyvZtEug_I/AAAAAAAAAFU/8ZdXDeFEZOs/s1600/lynne-koplitz.jpg

1 McGowan9 2018-10-13

No...

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

That body tho

1 commissarjb 2018-10-13

That's a shame.

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-10-13

That's her? Holy fuck.

1 just_here_4_cat_pics 2018-10-13

word on the street (stanhope) is that she is on the list of comics who louis jerked off in front of. and just like all the rest, she consented, but didn't change her mind years later.

1 TyrellTucco 2018-10-13

Where did he mention this? I’ve heard of other women not coming forward because they don’t think it’s a big deal.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-10-13

Holy shit. She's not even fat either. She's just aged and leathery. What a god damn shame. She was legit a 9 at least especially because she seemed so stupid.

1 literalotherkin 2018-10-13

That type of catty, aggressive vindictive little queer is literally a cancer and so dangerous to be around. God help you if you've ever had to work around one. They're evil.

1 schwoogiejoe24 2018-10-13

I worked with one who is now a cop. Feel sorry for that whole town.

1 literalotherkin 2018-10-13

Oh God. Any type of authority and they are going to be abusive.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-10-13

Little twink walking around with a doodoo covered nightstick. Disgusting.

1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-10-13

Are you talking about Louis?

1 literalotherkin 2018-10-13

No he's more like a big sloppy pretentious queer.

1 Literal_Luke 2018-10-13

literally a cancer

I mean no disrespect, but are any of you queers going to start learning what 'literally' actually means?

1 literalotherkin 2018-10-13

No I like using it like a teenage girl. It's more fun.

1 zoob1357 2018-10-13

Pretty nice piece of twat he's strolling with.

1 SheGonGetIt 2018-10-13

In what universe? She's a 4.2

1 WuTang4Evaaaa 2018-10-13

Her ass definitely smells bad

1 IceBoxChamberlain 2018-10-13

You don't have to eat them out when they're that fat.

1 zoob1357 2018-10-13

To paraphrase Patrice O'Neal, it's partially homosexual if you're picky with women. She isn't deformed in the face and has a decent ass and tits, so therefore I would fuck her.

1 99ovr 2018-10-13

Nothing wrong with being pariatially homosexual tho.

1 InevitableRelief 2018-10-13

a morbidly obese diabetes patient in purple suit rationalizes fucking what he can get (other morbidly obese diabetes patients)

Enough with the pathetic Patrice worship.

1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-13

A lot of shit Patrice said was bullshit but "don't be a picky faggot when it comes to women" is on-point.

1 dennyofalcone 2018-10-13

Patrice picked a girl who used his name to steal $130k after he died. No one should listen to his advice on women.

1 JoeMommma101 2018-10-13

She stole the money after he died. Hoes need guidance, playa. Once the pimp is gone, the hoes go astray. Young brotha. You needs to learn the game.

1 dennyofalcone 2018-10-13

If a girl isn’t permanently influenced by you after you breakup/die, then you’re a failure as a man.

1 lawntoilet 2018-10-13

Yeah but what if you kill her? 🤔

1 zoob1357 2018-10-13

Patrice may have had his flaws but I agree with his sentiments on that one.

1 SheGonGetIt 2018-10-13

How is it homosexual to be picky with women? It should be the opposite. Sorry I don't like hogs, more for you.

1 qnoturas 2018-10-13

"But would you fuck her?" --Gregg "Wholesale Tits" Hughes

"That has nothing to do with it." --Patrice

1 TheElDan 2018-10-13

I’d definitely plow her. She played a cougar on Horace and Pete, one of the more difficult shows I’ve ever jerked it to.

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

This has been posted 5 times now you. Louis is the biggest faggot in the universe. His own side turned on him now you’re trying to suck his dick. Fuck Louis “I think Hillary is cool” Clinton.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-13

Woah guys, this guy really tells it like it is and has all the edgy takes. How do you feel about grown men enjoying Limp Bizkit?

1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-13

Getting a hair up your ass right now about Hillary fucking Clinton is pretty gay. Aren't there more relevant characters you can hate and use that hate to define yourself by?

1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-13

To be fair we hate on a defunct radio show that hasnt been relevant in a decade, damn near every day. Ant is wayyy far beyond relevant in any way shape or form.

1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-13

True, but there's a lot of fun and humor in hating them. chula is just a corny grump.

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

Louis Ck isn’t even a man.

1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-10-13

Yet still a million times the man you will ever be.

1 nunyobisnez 2018-10-13

Quit bitching up the whole thread fag, we get it

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

No. I was the first one to call each and every one of you a fucking faggot when you guys thought Anthony and Jimmy were funny or cool. Opie and Anthony has ALWAYS been faggot cringe zoo radio with ZERO redeeming qualities. Don’t think that we have forgotten how gay you all are.

1 TheElDan 2018-10-13

So you’ve known O&A sucked since the mid 90s and yet you’re still here bragging about it? Move on, d-bag.

1 Swampbastard696968 2018-10-13

He handled that well, good for him.

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

“Hillary Clinton is cool”

1 Belchides 2018-10-13

dude she's a mom!

1 barosa 2018-10-13

The hardest job in the world.

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

Remember how he handled getting “me too’d”? Caved in like a faggot when he didn’t even do anything wrong.

1 halfwholediminished 2018-10-13

he got "me too'd"? I wasn't aware

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

How did he cave?

He released a statement that didn't say sorry then they took every thing from him.

1 chulathedog 2018-10-13

“There is nothing about this that I forgive myself for. And I have to reconcile it with who I am.”

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

That's reasonable.

He fucked up his career over this. I wouldn't forgive myself wither.

1 vaselineeater 2018-10-13

The point is that he shouldn't have had his career destroyed over something like this since he didn't actually do anything morally or ethically wrong, and yet he responded to it as if he had done something wrong which gave credence to these retarded new standards.

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

I couldn't agree more. The reaction was totally disproportionate.

He said...

These stories are true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question. It’s a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly. I have been remorseful of my actions.

I think that's pretty reasonable and probably how he felt.

What was he supposed to say?

"yeah I jizzed in front of these broads...so what....OH!"

1 vaselineeater 2018-10-13

You don't seem to understand.

He's clearly bending the knee and thus he is yielding to these new standards that are being laid out. By being 'remorseful', he's indirectly saying that what he did was somehow either morally or ethically wrong.

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

Considering the fact that he did it a few times when he was younger and stopped doing it, is it possible he actually has remorse about it?

I mean, he's not a monster or like bill cosby or or the other hyperbole and bullshit the media says about him, but are you implying that his statement is a complete lie and he doesn't feel this way?

1 vaselineeater 2018-10-13

My contention is that he should neither feel nor admit feeling remorseful because that gives credence to these new standards. He has nothing to be remorseful for.

1 dammitjenkins20cars 2018-10-13

Fair enough. I guess I kind of agree.

I just don't think he 'caved', I think it's honestly how he feels.

1 99ovr 2018-10-13

He's still with the man-purse

1 ElFaporino 2018-10-13

He was pretty polite about it, in a Louis way

1 TheElDan 2018-10-13

I don’t think he can afford the bad PR from calling m that guy the word wants to call him.

1 CacaDick 2018-10-13

"Hey, faggot... shut up."

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-10-13

I hate the stupid airy way he talks. "She - She was telling me a story. And I'd like to keep hearing it." His style of speech became very irritating during the run of Louie on FX. Every character spoke in that curious, scattered, childlike syntax.

While he may sound unique, I have a feeling that shit is what inspires dopey women to think they're cute when they talk stupidly... the "feels, doggo" crowd.

1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-10-13

WHATTA SCOOP!!! good one, impotent pozhole

Louis ck putting some faggot back in his place.

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