I'd bet he was a little prick who constantly got away with causing shit. Anyone who laid a finger on him would undoubtedly be bigger than him, so he could always expect the other kid to be branded a bully.
I've seen many episodes of this show and I don't even remember him. They must've booted it from the replays because of his boring, useless "talent". I'd stick my dick in Summer Sanders though, if you know what I mean.
Its 3 years past the age of consent in the best states in Mexico. And 1 year past the age of consent in pretty much every European and Latin american country
He looks like a composite of every kid I fucking detested growing up. Mouthy, smug little mommy's boy narc. Always loved if I ended up in the same PE class as those kids though. You could get away with so much abuse just "playing games." Floor hockey was the best. A little whack on the bony part of the ankle with the blade of that plastic hockey stick was all you'd need to make a little shit like Sam cry like a bitch.
I love that Sam wins a basketball hoop during this. You know he had zero interest in using it. Also, the same camera nerves he had at Wrestlemania is all over this clip.
It makes a lot more sense how he got to look the monster that he is when u remember doctors had to pump HGH into him so he could not look like an 8 year old boy in high school.
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1 itsnotpiss 2018-10-12
Being a runt then explains his shitty personality now.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-12
Undoubtedly bullied in school
1 cynicsaccelerants 2018-10-12
– Mitch Hedberg
Source: Mitch All Together
1 itsnotpiss 2018-10-12
I'd bet he was a little prick who constantly got away with causing shit. Anyone who laid a finger on him would undoubtedly be bigger than him, so he could always expect the other kid to be branded a bully.
1 ClearBlueH20 2018-10-12
Ventriloquist dummy looking motherfucker.
1 OminousDestruction 2018-10-12
I've seen many episodes of this show and I don't even remember him. They must've booted it from the replays because of his boring, useless "talent". I'd stick my dick in Summer Sanders though, if you know what I mean.
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-10-12
Kind of
1 TheElDan 2018-10-12
You mean you’re gay?
1 68rouge 2018-10-12
I remember her nipples always being hard
1 antlikesteens 2018-10-12
He would trade well as a 9
1 SoreNun 2018-10-12
Shame he grew up to be a 2
1 eidnamron 2018-10-12
he must have got his ass beat daily in school. no way would that fly when i was a freshman
1 NY19 2018-10-12
No he would have snitched immediately if anyone touched him, that would have kept him protected.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-10-12
15?? I seriously thought this was Sam in elementary school. I would have guessed 8.
1 eidnamron 2018-10-12
imagine looking like that in high school
1 TheEarlyMan 2018-10-12
That explains the wrestling fetish
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Or showing up to the DMV to get your learner's permit.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-10-12
He probably spent a lot of time inside lockers. Voluntarily.
1 Broken_stoic 2018-10-12
That’s only 3 years from military age. Jesus what a genetic abomination.
1 Superbad415 2018-10-12
“Woah...you Eva see a coin bounce off a heel like that?”
1 mightyqueef 2018-10-12
best comment in this thread
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-12
Its 3 years past the age of consent in the best states in Mexico. And 1 year past the age of consent in pretty much every European and Latin american country
1 itsclivepeters 2018-10-12
He has a spawn. Some woman let him reproduce life is pointless. Sorry dying guy
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-10-12
Summer Sanders is 5'9. That would make same...maybe 5'2 in this photo. That's being pretty generous. He sure was ugly.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-10-12
The Dr told his mommy he wouldn't grow to 5 ft without HGH. So, he might have been 4'9 here if he hadn't started dosing.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-10-12
Thank you for reminding me of summer sanders
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-10-12
Dirty mulatto fuck.
1 johnmchugh13 2018-10-12
Sammy branmuffins?
1 mightyqueef 2018-10-12
Yes, the half breed streak of piss
1 DataEast1 2018-10-12
He looks like he straps toys to fireworks. Do you guys like my reference?
1 bobwuzhere1224 2018-10-12
That's one in"sid"ious reference you made.
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-12
Better looking like this than an retarded ape
1 garethgoodtimes 2018-10-12
flicking quarters off his ankle is still his greatest achievement to date :'(
1 sirlucd 2018-10-12
So is the wheelchair kid in the Shriners hospital commercials
1 suirogerg 2018-10-12
Nice semi-normal hairline, stupid.
1 link_nukem28 2018-10-12
was this before or after working with Scorch?
1 McGowan9 2018-10-12
What a runty little twerp. Wish I'd gone to school with him, I would have enjoyed beating the living daylights out of him.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-10-12
I just want to violently drag my keys across its face for a couple of weeks until it finally expires.
1 Terahite 2018-10-12
“If you can flip quarters off your ankles...love animal things...” Sam could’ve been a guest on PFG.
1 revolvingmonk 2018-10-12
He looks like a composite of every kid I fucking detested growing up. Mouthy, smug little mommy's boy narc. Always loved if I ended up in the same PE class as those kids though. You could get away with so much abuse just "playing games." Floor hockey was the best. A little whack on the bony part of the ankle with the blade of that plastic hockey stick was all you'd need to make a little shit like Sam cry like a bitch.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-12
Send him to Bryan Singer.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-10-12
He looked like he should've been the snotty rich kid villain on some Nickelodeon show.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-10-12
Looks like Sid in Toy Story but not as well-adjusted.
1 xxmikekxx 2018-10-12
Jeez listen to his voice too. No way he had pubes at 15
https://youtu.be/uGwTPEa3Z80
1 mightyqueef 2018-10-12
I was looking for this. Thank you
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-10-12
I love that Sam wins a basketball hoop during this. You know he had zero interest in using it. Also, the same camera nerves he had at Wrestlemania is all over this clip.
1 NashuaDan 2018-10-12
Nice obscure talent, stupid
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2018-10-12
It makes a lot more sense how he got to look the monster that he is when u remember doctors had to pump HGH into him so he could not look like an 8 year old boy in high school.
1 patio87 2018-10-12
Nice talent, stupid.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-12
God, Summer Sanders was so hot.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-12
Has an extra bone in his ankles.
1 flankspankrank 2018-10-12
Oh man he is that annoying little douche from school that you just want to punch in the face.
1 TheEarlyMan 2018-10-12
That explains the wrestling fetish
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-12
Or showing up to the DMV to get your learner's permit.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-10-12
He probably spent a lot of time inside lockers. Voluntarily.