Paul Stanley has lost his voice but it's not stopping them from planning another farewell tour that lasts 3 years. Eddie Trunk is absolutely livid about this.
They're not really overrated. They're almost unanimously understood as being devoid of any artistic value whatsoever and just empty, manufactured, generic pop-rock aimed at 13 year olds from the early seventies. Any adult who likes this is intellectually and emotionally stunted.
I saw Kiss in Vancouver on New Year's Eve 1999-2000. You can watch the show on YouTube. It was the original lineup. I couldn't believe how awful they were. They sounded like crap, their performance was wooden outside of some theatrics, at one point Ace Frehley left the stage and Paul Stanley actually says "would Acr Frehley report to the stage please?"
Completely overrated.
Side note: The opening act was a local band called Nickelback. I should have known it was the start to a shitty decade.
Nickelback is made for & marketed to aging suburban soccer moms. The fact that some miserable irritable bowel syndrome plagued O&A fag thinks they speak to him is hilarious.
I doubt my girlfriend would want to fuck some 65 year old ugly Jewish guy with a douchebag personality. Pick your women better. Do you only date 50 year old white trash?
^ This guy Gets it. I don't defend ICP but to shit on KISS I will.
Like above they usually have a concept/mantra of how to be, to get to the Juggalo Shangrila, and let Shaggy and J Take you with us on a "Twisted" Journey.
Corny as fuck but juggalos aren't bad people, just people with bad taste, They take care of any man or woman too fucked up at a concert, and absolutely Will murder if you are caught taking too drunk/Doped/whatevered advantage of a jugalette
I have no idea where you Regular Joes get the idea that Kiss fails to be hardass heavy metal tough guys. They're an urban Jewish glam-rock dress-up band for kids who like cartoons and comic books, and they never pretended otherwise. And everything from the '70s is gay. Their image is faggy monsters.
A giant spitting dick sprouting out of the ground while unicorns dance around the dick plant and cum rainbows out of their asses when the cock droplets hit them is less gay than KISS.
Being a super fan of KISS is like being a super fan of Steel Panther or Weird Al. Its a gimmick band that fell ass backwards into some songs that reached mainstream.
Al can sing all kinds of direct registers, he can play basically every instrument in his band, including killing it on a tucking accordion, and he can create his own music plus play parody songs that are actually good and also funny. Kids can appeal to Jim Norton. Al wins.
People don't understand he is simply amazing. And his live show is in my top 5 favorites.
The other 4 for context:
Guns and Roses / Blind Melon
Tom Petty - Dogs with Wings tour
NIN/David Bowie
The Black Crows / Blues Traveler (Musically, no one can touch The Black Crows live)
Well that should tell you something about kiss right there. Al wrote a whole parody commercial about spatulas but knew it wasn’t worth his time to parody kiss.
Weird Al is also a more talented musician than Lou Reed; is he better than The Velvet Underground? The only thing worse than KISS fans are chops fetishists. Go listen to some Steve Vai, faggot.
When i started listening to O&A i thought that Jimmy was doing a bit when he talked about liking KISS.
The only other time i'd heard of them prior to that was as the guys that did that terrible song off the Bill and Ted soundtrack. I didn't realize that they were a band with actual (terrible) albums and stuff.
It's not about the specific bands he likes, it's that Jimmy is one of those annoying guys who thinks any music released after his glorious teen years is "garbage". Trunk, Florentine, Norton, guys who consider Guns N Roses and Nirvana as "new" and who insist that rock music peaked when they were eighteen.
Paul Stanley is a lisping faggot and Gene Simmons is a raging pedophile. Here, witness my proof good sirs, from the song “Christine Sixteen”.
“I don't usually say things like this to girls your age
But when I saw you coming out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew (Christine sixteen)
I've got to have you, I've got to have you“
This group of frolicking turd burglars dress up like cats and homoerotic 1970s gay bar spacemen for retarded man children and then go backstage and suck each other off and plow kids.
I don't like their music. But do have respect for them because all my favorite bands were heavily influenced by them. Without Kiss we wouldn't have a lot of the great metal bands we have today.
85 comments
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-10-09
I'll give Detroit rock city a throw every now and then but that's the beginning and end of it
1 crookedmile 2018-10-09
I enjoy the movie much more than the song
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-09
Still hilarious.
Just because my mom is a female gynecologist doesn't mean she's a lesbian
1 alkiefuck 2018-10-09
This and strutter for me, love gun too
1 Bluesmoky 2018-10-09
Paul Stanley has lost his voice but it's not stopping them from planning another farewell tour that lasts 3 years. Eddie Trunk is absolutely livid about this.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-10-09
Let's be real, Eddie Trunk never really forgave the 2 Jews treatment of the 2 Christians in the band.
1 all_copacetic 2018-10-09
They're not really overrated. They're almost unanimously understood as being devoid of any artistic value whatsoever and just empty, manufactured, generic pop-rock aimed at 13 year olds from the early seventies. Any adult who likes this is intellectually and emotionally stunted.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-09
overrated by the worm*
1 hard_to_explain 2018-10-09
Yeah, songs like Parasite and Goin' Blind are generic pop-rock.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
You're welcome for the last four decades of rock and metal they were a primary inspiration for
How does it feel to know that the only reason Gene Simmons hasn't cuckolded you yet is because he hasn't come into contact with you
Keep trying to cope, losers
1 VicDumb 2018-10-09
Ew
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
If you want to criticise KISS, you should have the courage to admit what your current favourite artist or band is
No KISS haters ever have the balls to do this, and that in itself says it all
1 VicDumb 2018-10-09
My favorite band atm is Hiatus Kaiyote. You’re right, Jim invented “ew” so I should no longer use it.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
Lmfao point proven
A Z-list soyboy fedora hipster band is better than KISS
Kill yourself
1 VicDumb 2018-10-09
Are you typing this from the toilet right now?
1 ReasonLogicFacts 2018-10-09
I saw Kiss in Vancouver on New Year's Eve 1999-2000. You can watch the show on YouTube. It was the original lineup. I couldn't believe how awful they were. They sounded like crap, their performance was wooden outside of some theatrics, at one point Ace Frehley left the stage and Paul Stanley actually says "would Acr Frehley report to the stage please?"
Completely overrated.
Side note: The opening act was a local band called Nickelback. I should have known it was the start to a shitty decade.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
Wow, groundbreaking take. You just changed the way I look at everything
By the way Nickelback is also a great band. Keep hating artists that bespectacled low testosterone music critics tell you it's fashionable to hate
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-10-09
Jesus Christ you're a faggot with infantalized taste.
1 VicDumb 2018-10-09
He really is the best. I hope he never stops posting here.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
Pearl Jam, Melvins, Guns n Roses and Pantera all cite Kiss as a primary influence
Billy Corgan said that Chad Krueger is a great song writer
What the fuck would you know, unoriginal plagiarist
Tell me your favourite band so I can laugh at you
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-10-09
Nickelback is made for & marketed to aging suburban soccer moms. The fact that some miserable irritable bowel syndrome plagued O&A fag thinks they speak to him is hilarious.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
I didn’t say I listen to Nickelback, I recognise that they are a good band, just like how you can recognise a good username
1 streetsofkage 2018-10-09
Jim?
1 FunkMastaUno 2018-10-09
I doubt my girlfriend would want to fuck some 65 year old ugly Jewish guy with a douchebag personality. Pick your women better. Do you only date 50 year old white trash?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-09
With worse hair than Anthony.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-10-09
How many times did you shit your pants today?
1 YeIsAltRight 2018-10-09
Does your tummy still hurt?
1 Toss__Pot 2018-10-09
don't get so stressed, it'll trigger your IBS
1 daddyblackboots 2018-10-09
And most likely a cocksucker I'd bet.
1 Fatalvision2 2018-10-09
Well I guess I’ll go suck that girls dick then
1 OminousDestruction 2018-10-09
As a fan of metal music I can not stand this band. They're generic radio garbage. Even their name is gay. "Kiss". Wow that's badass!
1 holodog 2018-10-09
They had like 2 who-gives-a-care songs and somehow 50 year old fans still paint their faces for concerts.
Older generation's ICP.
1 holodog 2018-10-09
They had like 2 who-gives-a-care songs and somehow 50-year-old fans still paint their faces for concerts.
Older generation's ICP with the same sort of fanbase.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2018-10-09
KISS is way dumber than ICP.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-10-09
At least ICP has a universal concept to their albums.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-09
That and they're not jews.
1 comic630 2018-10-09
^ This guy Gets it. I don't defend ICP but to shit on KISS I will.
Like above they usually have a concept/mantra of how to be, to get to the Juggalo Shangrila, and let Shaggy and J Take you with us on a "Twisted" Journey.
Corny as fuck but juggalos aren't bad people, just people with bad taste, They take care of any man or woman too fucked up at a concert, and absolutely Will murder if you are caught taking too drunk/Doped/whatevered advantage of a jugalette
1 DosedMime 2018-10-09
Faggot
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-09
Shit, there go my plans for the weekend.
1 Lone_Wolf_NYC 2018-10-09
Ehhh. Listen to “Miracles” and get back to us.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-09
Ehh. Listen to “Miracles” by ICP and tell me if you still feel the same way afterwards.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-09
At least that has comedic value, even if it isn't intentional.
1 Lone_Wolf_NYC 2018-10-09
This is one of the better summations regarding them.
1 countcumia 2018-10-09
Kiss is ok. I saw them live a few years ago and I was impressed with how a bunch of 90 year olds could still perform well.
1 leon385 2018-10-09
They're only bad if you take them seriously which no one with halfway decent taste in rock does. They're like the wiggles for teenagers.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-09
The sparkling wiggles?
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-10-09
I have no idea where you Regular Joes get the idea that Kiss fails to be hardass heavy metal tough guys. They're an urban Jewish glam-rock dress-up band for kids who like cartoons and comic books, and they never pretended otherwise. And everything from the '70s is gay. Their image is faggy monsters.
"That's queeah!"
Right.
1 My_cat_Kippu_loves_u 2018-10-09
I went as Gene Pissoms of PISS a few Halloween's ago. Make-up, wig, wet pants. That was my tribute to that shit.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-10-09
Boy you really showed those millionaires what’s what
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-10-09
You still wore make up, wig and a "costume" as an adult.
Did you eat ketchup after?
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-10-09
Kikes
1 AntsCamera 2018-10-09
Men in leather and makeup.
A giant spitting dick sprouting out of the ground while unicorns dance around the dick plant and cum rainbows out of their asses when the cock droplets hit them is less gay than KISS.
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-10-09
KIKES | IN | SHITTY | SPANDEX
1 BerryChomb 2018-10-09
hell yes bitch
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-10-09
Great at making money. Zero musical talent.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-10-09
Relevant
Relevant
1 dionysus187 2018-10-09
Being a super fan of KISS is like being a super fan of Steel Panther or Weird Al. Its a gimmick band that fell ass backwards into some songs that reached mainstream.
1 Office_Zombie 2018-10-09
Hey! I saw Weird Al once as an over 30 adult and he is genuinely talented. I would say he is easily more talented musically than that entire band.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-10-09
Al can sing all kinds of direct registers, he can play basically every instrument in his band, including killing it on a tucking accordion, and he can create his own music plus play parody songs that are actually good and also funny. Kids can appeal to Jim Norton. Al wins.
1 Office_Zombie 2018-10-09
People don't understand he is simply amazing. And his live show is in my top 5 favorites.
The other 4 for context:
Guns and Roses / Blind Melon
Tom Petty - Dogs with Wings tour
NIN/David Bowie
The Black Crows / Blues Traveler (Musically, no one can touch The Black Crows live)
1 MouseCunt 2018-10-09
Nice walk down memory lane, stupid.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-09
Weird Al's fame outlived that of pretty much everyone he parodied.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-10-09
Did he ever parody a kiss song?
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-09
Not to my knowledge, no.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-10-09
Well that should tell you something about kiss right there. Al wrote a whole parody commercial about spatulas but knew it wasn’t worth his time to parody kiss.
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-10-09
Weird Al is also a more talented musician than Lou Reed; is he better than The Velvet Underground? The only thing worse than KISS fans are chops fetishists. Go listen to some Steve Vai, faggot.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-10-09
Before or after the 2 Jews kicked the 2 Christians out, once the money started coming in?
1 Uboat1940 2018-10-09
I wonder if Jim forked over $2,000 for Gene Simmons "Vault".
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2018-10-09
They make me cringe.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-10-09
Strutter is a good song.
1 lilGwangi 2018-10-09
This podcast shits on so many of the O&A universe's favorite bands (KISS, U2, Tool, Nirvana)
https://www.yfbspod.com/kiss-sucks
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-09
Jim liked the idea of wearing panties and getting fucked up the ass so KISS was an obvious choice when his friends weren't pissing in his fag mouth.
1 VicDumb 2018-10-09
Also The Village people.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-09
That'a a lotta piss!
1 DowntownCriticism 2018-10-09
When i started listening to O&A i thought that Jimmy was doing a bit when he talked about liking KISS.
The only other time i'd heard of them prior to that was as the guys that did that terrible song off the Bill and Ted soundtrack. I didn't realize that they were a band with actual (terrible) albums and stuff.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-10-09
It's not about the specific bands he likes, it's that Jimmy is one of those annoying guys who thinks any music released after his glorious teen years is "garbage". Trunk, Florentine, Norton, guys who consider Guns N Roses and Nirvana as "new" and who insist that rock music peaked when they were eighteen.
1 Pergola120 2018-10-09
“I wanna rock and roll all night, and party everyday”......Do ya?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-09
They have a few good songs. The rabid fan base they managed to cultivate does confuse me though.
1 sandywhiskerbiscuit 2018-10-09
Pure Shit
1 BettmanH8R 2018-10-09
Paul Stanley is a lisping faggot and Gene Simmons is a raging pedophile. Here, witness my proof good sirs, from the song “Christine Sixteen”.
“I don't usually say things like this to girls your age But when I saw you coming out of the school that day That day I knew, I knew (Christine sixteen) I've got to have you, I've got to have you“
This group of frolicking turd burglars dress up like cats and homoerotic 1970s gay bar spacemen for retarded man children and then go backstage and suck each other off and plow kids.
1 spermbirds- 2018-10-09
Jim trashes pop music but fails to see that kiss is as pop as you can get.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-10-09
I realized KISS were stupid as fuck at like age 11.
1 ConflictAddict 2018-10-09
Eat shit. They're a great live band with fun songs that aren't going to change the world, but are thoroughly enjoyable. Also fuck your mother.
1 fishbulbx 2018-10-09
Speaking of which, why is this slut washing a manhole cover? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg&t=18
1 suchanjv 2018-10-09
I don't like their music. But do have respect for them because all my favorite bands were heavily influenced by them. Without Kiss we wouldn't have a lot of the great metal bands we have today.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-09
overrated by the worm*
1 hard_to_explain 2018-10-09
Yeah, songs like Parasite and Goin' Blind are generic pop-rock.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2018-10-09
You're welcome for the last four decades of rock and metal they were a primary inspiration for
How does it feel to know that the only reason Gene Simmons hasn't cuckolded you yet is because he hasn't come into contact with you
Keep trying to cope, losers
1 daddyblackboots 2018-10-09
And most likely a cocksucker I'd bet.
1 DosedMime 2018-10-09
Faggot
1 OutlawMemer 2018-10-09
Shit, there go my plans for the weekend.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-09
At least that has comedic value, even if it isn't intentional.