FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Who's uglier: Anth or Sam? This is one for the ages, folks.

1  2018-10-05 by RealTonySchiavone

18 comments

Yes.

Sam

Both look horrific in their own special way. Sam looks like one of the failed clones from Alien Resurrection asking to be murdered. Ant looks like Franky Muniz got shot in the face with buckshot and aged his body 70 years. How could one possibly decide who looks worse.

Sam definitely. Anthony is old and weathered but was a cute kid. Anthony turned himself into a goul. God did it to Sam.

It's a tie.

I hate Ant, but it's Sam by a mile

It's gotten to the point I can't tell if any of his pictures are photoshopped or not.

Ant was a normal if not a bit ethnic looking guy into his early fifties, Sam started resembling another species before he hit 30

I think that should be a factor

sam forsure, thats him after years of experimental drugs, imagine what he looked like before.

imagine sam in 20 years

no wait dont

Wait hasn’t Anthony has been called handsome?

no, sexy

Shit I’m so embarrassed

Anthony is normal ugly. Sam is a monster

Sam.

Anthony is just a guy with acne scars and bad teeth, I'm not even sure Sam is human.

If Ant didn't have permanent road rash on his face he would look normal...some might even say sexy. Sam is frightening to look at and that's due to his bone structure, amongst other biological faux pas.

Sam exceeds the parameters of the term, "ugly." There is a real primal reaction when you see him, its as though our animal instincts scream, "that is not human, that is not one of us. Be careful around that."

Anthony is just an old cater faced WOP.

That picture of Anthony is horrifying.