SAM ROBERTS: The Least Professional Broadcaster TONIGHT at 10pm

389  2018-09-28 by Concho_Pete

161 comments

Great work - will be using this as the 'official' IMDb poster. Nice one Griz x

griz x master of flyers and posters

treasure the time we have with him left

In fairness, look at his competition: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=20ue9du&s=9

Thank you, /u/JuiceBusters.

I can't figure out how to upvote that cool picture.

also, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yes stupid, I'm indicated being aware of the cool poster.

But why are you calling it 'competition' you over-salted marijuana-damaged trucker?

what time is this dropping dude? where is the 10pm? im on tenterhooks

You sir will feast with the gods.

Get the popcorn ready boys This has to be the best one.

Wow we get this AND the carter v??? God is good

That Kendrick Lamar track is nice.

I hope the wrestling fans know about this as well

Share it, let them know!

Not part of them. But the more eyes on Sam the better

due to his proximity to the wrestling world this could be the biggest and most viral one.

Nobody in the wrestling world likes or cares about him, though.

They don't like him but they care about him insofar as they want to hate on him

I promise you right now-- nobody thinks of him in any way shape or form. I'm a faggot wrestling fan, I'm on the inside.

Never thought I'd have something in common with someone who likes wrestling.

Apparently he's a bit of a meme there. The creepy gay mongrel kid.

I’ve sent it to a few I know, is it a download or a stream so I can tell them where to watch it

I think im gonna give into my anxiety, cancel my date, and watch this instead.

Watch it with her, the contrast of what a despicable person sam is might help you get laid.

It'll be like that date with Cybill in Taxi Driver.

I love that scene

a lot of couples see those types of movies together

That stuck up whore.

Theyy...cannot....touch...her

You will look very.....human in comparison to Sam

Did you get William Shatner to write that for you?

your date is a bottle of lubriderm , relax

Rich cunt.

I prefer Palmers

No its not mister! Ill have you know Its a 6 from tinder.

Where were u supposed to go with this date?

To get a drink on the lower east side where the cool kids hangout

Sounds expensive. Where did u meet this woman? Online?

So you are going to take her some place to get taken by some cool kid? Fuck that noise. 3dpd.

Idk what that means

Take her to PIAAAAAANOS

kill her and watch it with the dead body

Plot twist: your date is your wife and she’s a cow

Shes not. Shes kinda funny looking but has a nice yoga body.

It needs fake Palme D'or and shit all over it..

Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.

Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.

The last of his kind.

And the worst

I am so excited. Something tells me this doc will be chock-full of great material.

Now is this 10 p.m. in his ugly British time? Or is it is 10 p.m. Eastern American awesome time.

EST

You're a doll. I can't wait to watch.

Well you're going to have to.

as a british guy this comment made me laugh my arse off.

I wish the cancer was real Griz.

I hope his wife is waiting with baited breath

She's waiting with piss balloon breath

This sub a evolved so much in the three years I've been here. I thought maybe we peaked with ruining Joe's hobby and exposing what a monster Ant is, but this current period of documentaries and Opie redemption. Reddit better not ban this sub, I need the humor this crazy shitshow brings to my otherwise mundane life. If they banned the communism Reddit, I worry it won't be long before they come after more obvious prey like us..

You were doing good until "Opie redemption".

Dont make the hater fighters throw bloody tampons at you, brotha man

brothaman*

It was a fawkin bit

Bra bombs away!

Just for the record, fuck opie, cant even pretend he is anything but a grade a cocksucker

He never said he was the funniest fawkin guy in the room, HATER

ME: Fawk them for belittling what I've done.

It's a true golden age. Were the captain now.

We have the stick?

Yes take the stick, Big Cat.

Icebergs ahead, full speed!

As long as we don't fuck with other subs or bring attention to ourselves we should be okay.

Good thing we never do those things

Well fucking with other subs individually is fine. But coordinated efforts will be ban town for us.

The day this sub is banned will be the day comedy is officially dead and women and fags are in complete control

It's like you're summoning the quarantine

I hate you so much

Why can't he be both? and also a total fag. Like their faggot names for smokes.

DUUUUUUDE, IM JUST GONNA PUFF ON A BAT, DUDE

I don't think I've ever been this excited for anything before!

Oh I hope DJ Whoo Kid will be in this Doc too him and Sam did a show together 👩🏼💕💋🐈🙂🌹🥀🌴👗👠👧🏼

I want to see your asshole

🤔 ok

Count me in. Asshole and vagina pics. Pm me ;)

Yeah, if you ever want to compete with Sams seed then yoi gotta cough up the coochie. I EAT DA COOSHIE

do ya?

Nice work Griz.

I'm crossing my fingers that the LonelyVirgil v. LonelySam chapter (and the irony therein) is given plenty of time and attention.

Boy, was I let down.

This has baffled me.

The one time, like a year ago, I was listening to his show and it was just that - the least professional thing I've heard. most amateur podcasters are a level above it.

It really was some 'first day' for a college radio station bad.

But he's been doing this for many many years now wtf??

Having to speak for hours day in and day out only works if you have a talent for it. Otherwise, it decomposes into a bunch of babble with endless, unentertaining tangents.

No Talent Sam never stood a chance making a quality show.

PIZZA...my man!

I really hope they didn't sign a contract so this can be the first thing Sam watches as his pitiful raft drifts into The Sea of Obscurity

Am I gay or would a live stream and chat be a nice touch?

There’s talks of a cytube stream tonight but I don’t know if it’s set in stone.

ME: just get on PalTalk, brothaman!

That's actually a great idea. Shame he probably hasn't thought about it. A live YouTube premiere.

You're gay.

Jim saw the first/last ten minutes of it. It's a tough one, man. He thinks it's completely inaccurate, (of course), but there was some good comedy writing in there, man.

perfect timing , friday at 10pm , we will all obviously be here

My moms out with her friends so I can watch it on the big TV.

Shouldn't this drop on a Monday to maximize the news cycle?

Agree. Friday is always bad for Maximum attention. People go out for the weekend, dinner, drinks, party, movies, its bad for momentum. You don't get all eyes till the start of the week.

I want it now though.

oh what so you didnt like the professionally done documentary? NEEEAHEHEHEHEHE

if i purchase a ticket to iran...sorry i mean london , would you give me the privilege of blowing you?

heyyyyyyoo

If this were pay per view, I would buy it.

Donate to porsalin, he worked his ass off, he’s too humble to shill himself but he deserves it

Is it on patreon? Can you link me?

This is the most excited I’ve ever been about a sam project

I hope this doesn't cause him to kill himself nor his family

Maybe his wife will see it and kill him first.

Just to clarify. 10pm CET or PST? Since /u/porsalin is a britboy...

10 pm EST

Ok thanks!

And also, thank you both for your service.

My wife had a baby today and I am really excited to watch this in the hospital tonight.

You won't be sleeping for a while. Enjoy this instead.

Tell your wife and the bull congrats.

The Bull is gonna leave a Kurt Angle toy in the kids crib and the whole damn cycle is gonna start anew.

If it's a boy, name the baby Gregg. If it's a girl, name the baby Sam.

Don't you put that evil on him

And if it’s intersex name it Jim’s Girlfriend

Can't wait! I'll have my popcorn ready!

I'm going to be at a friend's birthday party drinking with my gf and sad that I'm not home farting into my sheets and watching a British man dismantle a former radio intern.

WEIRD NEWS

Lol "gf." Wrong acronym for a fleshlight brotherman!

Slip her some GHB and sneak out the back my dude.

Fuck. I have a bachelor party to go to and I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow to view this masterpiece.

Highlight of my life.

"Oh boy, I'm screwed!"

Can't wait to get hammered and watch this tonight

That picture captures his pathetic-ness perfectly.

which timezone, cockshiner? and also, if it's done just release it already, it's not a bloody network broadcast

agreed.. post the damn thing. and its 10pm in 24 different places on earth. It amazes me how many people think their Reddit must be only populated by people in their time zone.

It's posted a bit above this but it's 10pm EST

Nigga we (EST) are the only time zone that matters. You know it, I know it.

da fug... I've never even heard of your 'EST' until now, girls-name-time-zone-nigga

Fuck the both of you little ingrates.

I'm gonna ingrate you in a minute, you retrogressive jerkfag

Saving my semen for this one boys.

How's your site going?

www.joecumia.com and www.theanthonycumiashow.com are both launched, more to come within the network.

I applaud you, sir.

Yessss!!! Fucking finally!

Ok I'm genuinely excited!

And this artwork has got me PSYCHED!

This is gonna be such a party that tomorrow morning I'm gonna be all like "check out the empties maaahhhhhhnnnn

The first professional cuckcaster.

Nah

Shut up faggot Troy.

It should have been called "The Professional Intern".

Steam it live with a chatroom

Tonight we drink to Sams child growing up without a father.

Getting close to start time, I have prepared the popcorn, brought in a few extra pillows and applied Vicks vapor rub to my asshole. Let's do this fellas.

I'm going to be out for dinner. Hopefully I can catch the replay

They've got free WiFi at Burger King, you can still tune in

Loser. Who goes out on a Friday night when you can watch a homemade YouTube documentary about a shit radio host?

Need a link

I don't think it's out yet, but when it is it should be on Porsalin's YouTube channel

/u/porsalin is 17 minutes late. Looks like young Samuel is only the second least professional broadcaster!

10pm, which time zone? I can't wait any longer! Which channel is this on? Who's Sam Roberts!?

Here's Porsalin's YouTube channel..keep checking it... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnYSByPVAWGOSy5c-HHKBAQ

Can I buy this as a poster. Imma need one for each documentary, kind sir

There’s talks of a cytube stream tonight but I don’t know if it’s set in stone.

That's actually a great idea. Shame he probably hasn't thought about it. A live YouTube premiere.

Sounds expensive. Where did u meet this woman? Online?

Did you get William Shatner to write that for you?

So you are going to take her some place to get taken by some cool kid? Fuck that noise. 3dpd.

You're gay.

Take her to PIAAAAAANOS

da fug... I've never even heard of your 'EST' until now, girls-name-time-zone-nigga