Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.
Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.
This sub a evolved so much in the three years I've been here. I thought maybe we peaked with ruining Joe's hobby and exposing what a monster Ant is, but this current period of documentaries and Opie redemption. Reddit better not ban this sub, I need the humor this crazy shitshow brings to my otherwise mundane life. If they banned the communism Reddit, I worry it won't be long before they come after more obvious prey like us..
The one time, like a year ago, I was listening to his show and it was just that - the least professional thing I've heard. most amateur podcasters are a level above it.
It really was some 'first day' for a college radio station bad.
But he's been doing this for many many years now wtf??
Having to speak for hours day in and day out only works if you have a talent for it. Otherwise, it decomposes into a bunch of babble with endless, unentertaining tangents.
No Talent Sam never stood a chance making a quality show.
Jim saw the first/last ten minutes of it. It's a tough one, man. He thinks it's completely inaccurate, (of course), but there was some good comedy writing in there, man.
Agree. Friday is always bad for Maximum attention. People go out for the weekend, dinner, drinks, party, movies, its bad for momentum. You don't get all eyes till the start of the week.
I'm going to be at a friend's birthday party drinking with my gf and sad that I'm not home farting into my sheets and watching a British man dismantle a former radio intern.
agreed.. post the damn thing. and its 10pm in 24 different places on earth. It amazes me how many people think their Reddit must be only populated by people in their time zone.
Getting close to start time, I have prepared the popcorn, brought in a few extra pillows and applied Vicks vapor rub to my asshole. Let's do this fellas.
161 comments
1 porsalin 2018-09-28
Great work - will be using this as the 'official' IMDb poster. Nice one Griz x
1 therealstinks 2018-09-28
griz x master of flyers and posters
1 soldag 2018-09-28
treasure the time we have with him left
1 thrillated 2018-09-28
In fairness, look at his competition: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=20ue9du&s=9
Thank you, /u/JuiceBusters.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
I can't figure out how to upvote that cool picture.
also, what the fuck are you talking about?
1 thrillated 2018-09-28
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9j3zqa/sorry_for_the_delay_sam_doc_update/e6osdhz/
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
Yes stupid, I'm indicated being aware of the cool poster.
But why are you calling it 'competition' you over-salted marijuana-damaged trucker?
1 throwawayyy74659 2018-09-28
/u/JuiceBusters ewww
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-09-28
what time is this dropping dude? where is the 10pm? im on tenterhooks
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
You sir will feast with the gods.
1 cfd2126 2018-09-28
Get the popcorn ready boys This has to be the best one.
1 sams_seed 2018-09-28
Wow we get this AND the carter v??? God is good
1 SteakSauce66 2018-09-28
That Kendrick Lamar track is nice.
1 Vict0rr187 2018-09-28
I hope the wrestling fans know about this as well
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-28
Share it, let them know!
1 Vict0rr187 2018-09-28
Not part of them. But the more eyes on Sam the better
1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-28
due to his proximity to the wrestling world this could be the biggest and most viral one.
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-28
Nobody in the wrestling world likes or cares about him, though.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-09-28
They don't like him but they care about him insofar as they want to hate on him
1 SheGonGetIt 2018-09-28
I promise you right now-- nobody thinks of him in any way shape or form. I'm a faggot wrestling fan, I'm on the inside.
1 Psych555 2018-09-28
Never thought I'd have something in common with someone who likes wrestling.
1 anonimescu 2018-09-28
Apparently he's a bit of a meme there. The creepy gay mongrel kid.
1 pezisgod 2018-09-28
I’ve sent it to a few I know, is it a download or a stream so I can tell them where to watch it
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
I think im gonna give into my anxiety, cancel my date, and watch this instead.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-09-28
Watch it with her, the contrast of what a despicable person sam is might help you get laid.
1 AOTV88 2018-09-28
It'll be like that date with Cybill in Taxi Driver.
1 Stulightning 2018-09-28
I love that scene
1 halfwholediminished 2018-09-28
a lot of couples see those types of movies together
1 olympia-thermo 2018-09-28
That stuck up whore.
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
Theyy...cannot....touch...her
1 Phkna1 2018-09-28
You will look very.....human in comparison to Sam
1 ManHash 2018-09-28
Did you get William Shatner to write that for you?
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-09-28
your date is a bottle of lubriderm , relax
1 SteakSauce66 2018-09-28
Rich cunt.
1 ImaginaryCatDreams 2018-09-28
I prefer Palmers
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
No its not mister! Ill have you know Its a 6 from tinder.
1 SibHashian13 2018-09-28
Where were u supposed to go with this date?
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
To get a drink on the lower east side where the cool kids hangout
1 SibHashian13 2018-09-28
Sounds expensive. Where did u meet this woman? Online?
1 Icon_Crash 2018-09-28
So you are going to take her some place to get taken by some cool kid? Fuck that noise. 3dpd.
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
Idk what that means
1 mrscreampiejones 2018-09-28
Take her to PIAAAAAANOS
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
kill her and watch it with the dead body
1 Shoryue 2018-09-28
Plot twist: your date is your wife and she’s a cow
1 juanwayne 2018-09-28
Shes not. Shes kinda funny looking but has a nice yoga body.
1 Hamburger212 2018-09-28
It needs fake Palme D'or and shit all over it..
1 McGowan9 2018-09-28
Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.
1 McGowan9 2018-09-28
Vurry good. 2 small things - his hairline isn't W enough and his suit should be the Joker from the camp 1960s Batman show one that he always wears. Other than that, nice.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-09-28
The last of his kind.
1 MobySac 2018-09-28
And the worst
1 AOTV88 2018-09-28
I am so excited. Something tells me this doc will be chock-full of great material.
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-28
Now is this 10 p.m. in his ugly British time? Or is it is 10 p.m. Eastern American awesome time.
1 porsalin 2018-09-28
EST
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-28
You're a doll. I can't wait to watch.
1 PresidentJonStewart 2018-09-28
Well you're going to have to.
1 laurens_tits 2018-09-28
as a british guy this comment made me laugh my arse off.
1 SandyJ9 2018-09-28
I wish the cancer was real Griz.
1 crookedmile 2018-09-28
I hope his wife is waiting with baited breath
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
She's waiting with piss balloon breath
1 DickSlit 2018-09-28
This sub a evolved so much in the three years I've been here. I thought maybe we peaked with ruining Joe's hobby and exposing what a monster Ant is, but this current period of documentaries and Opie redemption. Reddit better not ban this sub, I need the humor this crazy shitshow brings to my otherwise mundane life. If they banned the communism Reddit, I worry it won't be long before they come after more obvious prey like us..
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-09-28
You were doing good until "Opie redemption".
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-28
Dont make the hater fighters throw bloody tampons at you, brotha man
1 cucktastrophy 2018-09-28
brothaman*
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-28
It was a fawkin bit
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-09-28
Bra bombs away!
1 xyniphis 2018-09-28
Just for the record, fuck opie, cant even pretend he is anything but a grade a cocksucker
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-28
He never said he was the funniest fawkin guy in the room, HATER
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
ME: Fawk them for belittling what I've done.
1 0xAncientHist0ry 2018-09-28
It's a true golden age. Were the captain now.
1 jestersquall 2018-09-28
We have the stick?
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-09-28
Yes take the stick, Big Cat.
1 Psych555 2018-09-28
Icebergs ahead, full speed!
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-09-28
As long as we don't fuck with other subs or bring attention to ourselves we should be okay.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Good thing we never do those things
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-09-28
Well fucking with other subs individually is fine. But coordinated efforts will be ban town for us.
1 WillyCosby 2018-09-28
The day this sub is banned will be the day comedy is officially dead and women and fags are in complete control
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
It's like you're summoning the quarantine
1 bonesy42 2018-09-28
I hate you so much
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
Why can't he be both? and also a total fag. Like their faggot names for smokes.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
DUUUUUUDE, IM JUST GONNA PUFF ON A BAT, DUDE
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-09-28
I don't think I've ever been this excited for anything before!
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-28
Oh I hope DJ Whoo Kid will be in this Doc too him and Sam did a show together 👩🏼💕💋🐈🙂🌹🥀🌴👗👠👧🏼
1 OandAbaron 2018-09-28
I want to see your asshole
1 SaraLinn 2018-09-28
🤔 ok
1 cucktastrophy 2018-09-28
Count me in. Asshole and vagina pics. Pm me ;)
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Yeah, if you ever want to compete with Sams seed then yoi gotta cough up the coochie. I EAT DA COOSHIE
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
do ya?
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-09-28
Nice work Griz.
1 skrzitek 2018-09-28
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/f1/d1/6ef1d1a64dc9493a550b9270aa64dc42.jpg
1 Literal_Luke 2018-09-28
I'm crossing my fingers that the LonelyVirgil v. LonelySam chapter (and the irony therein) is given plenty of time and attention.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-09-28
Boy, was I let down.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
This has baffled me.
The one time, like a year ago, I was listening to his show and it was just that - the least professional thing I've heard. most amateur podcasters are a level above it.
It really was some 'first day' for a college radio station bad.
But he's been doing this for many many years now wtf??
1 MobySac 2018-09-28
Having to speak for hours day in and day out only works if you have a talent for it. Otherwise, it decomposes into a bunch of babble with endless, unentertaining tangents.
No Talent Sam never stood a chance making a quality show.
1 erickz123 2018-09-28
PIZZA...my man!
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
I really hope they didn't sign a contract so this can be the first thing Sam watches as his pitiful raft drifts into The Sea of Obscurity
1 cabaretcabaret 2018-09-28
Am I gay or would a live stream and chat be a nice touch?
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-28
There’s talks of a cytube stream tonight but I don’t know if it’s set in stone.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
ME: just get on PalTalk, brothaman!
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-28
That's actually a great idea. Shame he probably hasn't thought about it. A live YouTube premiere.
1 Psych555 2018-09-28
You're gay.
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-28
Jim saw the first/last ten minutes of it. It's a tough one, man. He thinks it's completely inaccurate, (of course), but there was some good comedy writing in there, man.
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-09-28
perfect timing , friday at 10pm , we will all obviously be here
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
My moms out with her friends so I can watch it on the big TV.
1 Uboat1940 2018-09-28
Shouldn't this drop on a Monday to maximize the news cycle?
1 cucktastrophy 2018-09-28
Agree. Friday is always bad for Maximum attention. People go out for the weekend, dinner, drinks, party, movies, its bad for momentum. You don't get all eyes till the start of the week.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
I want it now though.
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-09-28
oh what so you didnt like the professionally done documentary? NEEEAHEHEHEHEHE
1 thisonemademelaugh2 2018-09-28
if i purchase a ticket to iran...sorry i mean london , would you give me the privilege of blowing you?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
heyyyyyyoo
1 mightyqueef 2018-09-28
If this were pay per view, I would buy it.
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-28
Donate to porsalin, he worked his ass off, he’s too humble to shill himself but he deserves it
1 mightyqueef 2018-09-28
Is it on patreon? Can you link me?
1 doorknonmuseum 2018-09-28
https://www.patreon.com/porsalin
1 Yakovpiscopo 2018-09-28
This is the most excited I’ve ever been about a sam project
1 ghandicumia 2018-09-28
I hope this doesn't cause him to kill himself nor his family
1 Clamdilicus 2018-09-28
Maybe his wife will see it and kill him first.
1 Don_Panera 2018-09-28
Just to clarify. 10pm CET or PST? Since /u/porsalin is a britboy...
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-28
10 pm EST
1 Don_Panera 2018-09-28
Ok thanks!
1 Don_Panera 2018-09-28
And also, thank you both for your service.
1 TanCiera420 2018-09-28
My wife had a baby today and I am really excited to watch this in the hospital tonight.
1 hermesgate 2018-09-28
You won't be sleeping for a while. Enjoy this instead.
1 qxzv 2018-09-28
Tell your wife and the bull congrats.
1 LannisterLoyalist 2018-09-28
The Bull is gonna leave a Kurt Angle toy in the kids crib and the whole damn cycle is gonna start anew.
1 insideman83 2018-09-28
If it's a boy, name the baby Gregg. If it's a girl, name the baby Sam.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Don't you put that evil on him
1 MonsterSteve 2018-09-28
And if it’s intersex name it Jim’s Girlfriend
1 Colinfagerty 2018-09-28
Can't wait! I'll have my popcorn ready!
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-09-28
I'm going to be at a friend's birthday party drinking with my gf and sad that I'm not home farting into my sheets and watching a British man dismantle a former radio intern.
WEIRD NEWS
1 KingTutsstache 2018-09-28
Lol "gf." Wrong acronym for a fleshlight brotherman!
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
Slip her some GHB and sneak out the back my dude.
1 GiygasFetus 2018-09-28
Fuck. I have a bachelor party to go to and I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow to view this masterpiece.
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-09-28
Highlight of my life.
1 CordouroyStilts 2018-09-28
"Oh boy, I'm screwed!"
1 RelevantField 2018-09-28
Can't wait to get hammered and watch this tonight
1 MonsterSteve 2018-09-28
That picture captures his pathetic-ness perfectly.
1 MonicaKaczynski 2018-09-28
which timezone, cockshiner? and also, if it's done just release it already, it's not a bloody network broadcast
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
agreed.. post the damn thing. and its 10pm in 24 different places on earth. It amazes me how many people think their Reddit must be only populated by people in their time zone.
1 Bluesmoky 2018-09-28
It's posted a bit above this but it's 10pm EST
1 aRTie02150 2018-09-28
Nigga we (EST) are the only time zone that matters. You know it, I know it.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
da fug... I've never even heard of your 'EST' until now, girls-name-time-zone-nigga
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Fuck the both of you little ingrates.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
I'm gonna ingrate you in a minute, you retrogressive jerkfag
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
Saving my semen for this one boys.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-09-28
How's your site going?
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
www.joecumia.com and www.theanthonycumiashow.com are both launched, more to come within the network.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-09-28
I applaud you, sir.
1 Dramburglar 2018-09-28
Yessss!!! Fucking finally!
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-28
Ok I'm genuinely excited!
And this artwork has got me PSYCHED!
This is gonna be such a party that tomorrow morning I'm gonna be all like "check out the empties maaahhhhhhnnnn
1 danTHEdikc 2018-09-28
The first professional cuckcaster.
1 GippslandJimmy 2018-09-28
Nah
1 danTHEdikc 2018-09-28
Shut up faggot Troy.
1 insideman83 2018-09-28
It should have been called "The Professional Intern".
1 FezzyMarie 2018-09-28
Steam it live with a chatroom
1 individual02 2018-09-28
Tonight we drink to Sams child growing up without a father.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-09-28
Getting close to start time, I have prepared the popcorn, brought in a few extra pillows and applied Vicks vapor rub to my asshole. Let's do this fellas.
1 Reaktif 2018-09-28
I'm going to be out for dinner. Hopefully I can catch the replay
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-09-28
They've got free WiFi at Burger King, you can still tune in
1 hitch21 2018-09-28
Loser. Who goes out on a Friday night when you can watch a homemade YouTube documentary about a shit radio host?
1 Saturatedkoozie 2018-09-28
Need a link
1 NY19 2018-09-28
I don't think it's out yet, but when it is it should be on Porsalin's YouTube channel
1 Thili905 2018-09-28
/u/porsalin is 17 minutes late. Looks like young Samuel is only the second least professional broadcaster!
1 mightyqueef 2018-09-28
Got it!
https://youtu.be/DKnIPJfVxFU?t=30
1 RonPearlmang 2018-09-28
10pm, which time zone? I can't wait any longer! Which channel is this on? Who's Sam Roberts!?
1 reeph 2018-09-28
Here's Porsalin's YouTube channel..keep checking it... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnYSByPVAWGOSy5c-HHKBAQ
1 AxelSpott 2018-09-28
Can I buy this as a poster. Imma need one for each documentary, kind sir
1 Concho_Pete 2018-09-28
There’s talks of a cytube stream tonight but I don’t know if it’s set in stone.
1 HillarysServer 2018-09-28
That's actually a great idea. Shame he probably hasn't thought about it. A live YouTube premiere.
1 skrzitek 2018-09-28
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6e/f1/d1/6ef1d1a64dc9493a550b9270aa64dc42.jpg
1 SibHashian13 2018-09-28
Sounds expensive. Where did u meet this woman? Online?
1 ManHash 2018-09-28
Did you get William Shatner to write that for you?
1 Icon_Crash 2018-09-28
So you are going to take her some place to get taken by some cool kid? Fuck that noise. 3dpd.
1 Psych555 2018-09-28
You're gay.
1 mrscreampiejones 2018-09-28
Take her to PIAAAAAANOS
1 JuiceBusters 2018-09-28
da fug... I've never even heard of your 'EST' until now, girls-name-time-zone-nigga