Brother Joe just tweeted, and then deleted, a screenshot of his email inbox that contained his membership to a prominent NYC gay bar

419  2018-09-21 by YourOldPalHoward

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how does keep getting dumber?

He's RE TAR DED (let that sink in for a second).

(I let it sink in, he’s still retarded)

( Oh this is fun, I like letting things sink in I think I'll stay like this all day )

He's a Cumia...

They only play country music too so it’s not like he can say he’s playing gigs there.

Great point, but I already just sent them an email asking them if they ever booked skinhead Joe Cumia and his white power tribute band 2U so we can have their denial in writing when he inevitably tries to claim this.

you know if I knew your email address I, trying to troll you, could go to that website and enter it and you would have an email in your inbox from a gay bar asking "please confirm your subscription" that you didn't actually sign up for?

it still should be pointed out that the OP is a Chapo poster

Ewww those faggots come here? Get a job at Panera like the rest of us, lazy fat fucks.

not in great numbers that I know of, thankfully

I know everyone's doing the bit, but this makes the victory much less meaningful imo. Although the fact that HomoSAMCROJoe deleted it certainly could be considered an admission of guilt.

"Response required to complete subscription"

Someone signed him up for their newsletters

Yep, that's why he read the email, but didn't delete it. I know when I get a spam email I always read and save it.

I went to a place like this once, it's all hairy men in cowboy gear, doing cartwheels and flips as they sing karaoke.

Not much different than Anthony's basement then.

They wear a wig and womens cloth at Ants tho

It's like Compound East meets West!!

( yeah those places are great )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-Vcjkq-kg

I don't know fellas, seems like good wholesome fun.

Honestly not as bad as I thought it would be.

At least they're not all flamboyant with their faggotry.

Squeer Dancin'

Looked for Joe in the video but no one nearly that fat was there. Him and Fred From Brooklyn must have been sick that night.

( sick you say? )

I'd actually like this for practice, because when you go to a straight bar and try this you're gonna get a bunch of eye rolls and chuckles from the Florida Georgia Line douchebags

Does it make me an unwoke bigot to say this shit is fuckin sickening?

Samcro Joe is actually Vito.

"It's a JOKE!!!"

"Oh you think so????"

It was the medication I was on, for my low testosterone

"Joe was...blowing the security guard"

He needed the money

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I love you, Joey Cakes

"A vibrating egg" (let it sink in for a second )

"A tranny cock" (let it sink in for a second )

Alex Jones was right again they're turning the frickin frogs gay!!!

They're turning the fucking radio hosts gay.

What's that dude, your phone crapped out.

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https://i.imgur.com/ZuAL6l5.jpg Joe’s biker gang has taken care of this guy already!

Ahaha he’s a fuckin fanook!

It's his blood pressure medication!

His new girl was a misdirection

His beard.

Dude....this timeline is amazing!!!!

There's a timeline where Anthony got drunk and fell asleep on the couch watching Seinfeld instead of heading out that faithful evening. We're all still dissecting Jim and his little sighs and groans as the Opster hints hes got an in at westwood one and might not re-sign with the show this October.

It’s like Infinity War. There are hundreds of millions of timelines in which Anthony gets fired between July and December of 2014. It’s just a question of how.

Thanos has less scars on his face than him.

LOL it's like the movies I like.

Do a Harry Potter analogy next, faggot.

Nice "fateful," stupid

Dictionaries are for queers

Joe Sr. really did a number on those fairies.

Muat have been all those shower tutorials.

His real father was Jerry Sandusky.

But Dawn is still hot

Perhaps Buzz was actually a man, which altered the course of their sexual preferences from the start

Do you know what the odds of 2 of 'em in the same family are? It's rare enough a family has one.

All it takes is a diddling and I've no doubt there were plenty of strange men left alone with these two boys unsupervised after mommy and daddy divorced. We've heard some of the horrible childhood stories they've shared, just imagine how bad the ones they're hiding must be.

Ant used to talk about how he rushed into marriage because "the guys at the bar where mom worked gave me a hard time." Maybe he was scared they'd start trying to fuck him like Joe Sr used to.

( it's quite sad that Anth has to hide who he really is at this time of his life )

2? I count at least 3. Joe Sr. was panicked about his boys being gay because he was a self-hating mo himself.

I think "Buzz" was a dude in that story Ant would tell.

I thought that too, it would explain everything.

It's usually just the younger brother that's gay. https://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2120218&page=1

Ehhh. I believe it is equal parts genetic and behavioral and the two factors culminates in a personality disorder. Poor parenting usually has something to do with it, for sure.

It keeps unfolding

He really is not winning this battle against the trolls

I think joe should be signed up to a great deal more gay newsletters and business memberships, given thats his favorite thing.

Make sure they are going to the 2u email, so he has to sift through them for his gig communications.

I was thinking it might be an idea to approach him as gay clubs looking to hire him for a night.

Joe isn't good enough to book clubs, he books school book fairs and library parking lots. It just might work.

Like the more innocuous the better. Like this place in the op. Without a Google, youd never know it was a gay club, and it would be fun to see how far along he would go with it.

Don't forget plastic bag conventions.

I totally saw the "dealing with trolls in 4 easy steps" post live on twitter. Didn't make the gay bar connection but this is not a photoshop.

Hey Anth loan me $300 I need to buy some coke to attract the twinks.

Not Photoshopped. Original 4 images before he deleted the tweet: https://imgur.com/a/1VM5Tt8

I don't know about that link. I heard that imagure manipulates images to make innocent fathers look like pedophiles.

Confirmed Mo

HA HA HO-LY SHIT!

I don't get what's supposed to be clever about "Jimi Ray Clapton".

How long did you let it sink in?

Longer than I should have looking for cleverness that couldn't possibly be there.

Try again but with a vibrating egg toy soaking in your posterior this time. If you want to get inside the mind of a Cumia, you have to kink like a Cumia.

Joe's intelligence is just way beyond our comprehension.

I see you posted this an hour ago, so you need to allow his tweet more time to sink in.

Well, it's no "White Hendrix" but it's got charm and panache!

oh wow guess it runs in the family

Just when I think we reached peak Joe embarrassment...

There is no bottom to that abyss.

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Sister joe is the bottom

Some Alex Jones shit

Brokeback spit Fountain.

How bout Jimi Hindrance or sumptin

I don’t want to be Captain Bringdown, but the email says “response necessary to confirm your subscription” in a mailbox full of porn spam, so...

Yeah... I'm thinking you're right, unfortunately. But he'll still go out of his way to explain to the "trolls" that he isn't really gay

( I'm still letting this all sink in, is Josephine a gay or not? )

The most logical reason but this is more fun.

He still read it, but did not delete it.

Yea but he wrote the song “sitting on the cock of OJ” so explain that?

Suddenly the biker cosplaying makes sense

The Sons of Tranarchy turned out to be more than a joke, it was a fucking prediction.

Lmao Joe’s a leather daddy

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES THIS SUB JUST GET BETTER EVERY FUCKING TIME?!?!?

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I know it’s mind boggling. Everyday I check in and there is a new blunder or mis-step by the knuckleheads.

THIS WEEK ON SICK.SAD.WORLD.

if only Beige waited a little longer with his Brother Joe doc.

( no reason why he can't do a little update episode surely? )

It's like how George R.R. Martin can't keep up with Game of Thrones

Whose to say we can't have Borther Joe--Part 2? These are done in installments.

I have no idea, I'm not even done letting it sink it.

What does Anthony like up his shitter? (wait for it...)

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Sue's prick (Let it sink in for a second)

Them cumia boys sure love cock. Daddy’s shower meat really did a number on these old queens.

"Come here, big boy, and lick up my cum!"

"No, you're going peepee!!"

what a faggot

Waiting for the day when the Cumia bros transition together like the Wachowskis.

Real talk: I believe the brothers Cumia would be more attractive as chicks than those Matrix abominations.

Were the Cumia parents brother and sister?

Joe's gonna have to hide out in New Hampshire for awhile before the other Sons of Ronkonkoma catch up with him.

His new band “Nearly Village People” was going to play there.

Stand down people, stand down.

( this is all sinking in very nicely indeed )

I think it's way more embarrassing that he thinks Jimi Ray Clapton is:

  1. A good name
  2. Something people need to "let sink in."

What a dumb dickhead...

At least we know where Joe's priorities are.

Probably black and up his ass

Like father, like mother, like son, like brother and sister

Is his son gay?

Joe wouldn't buy anything from musicians friend, they don't sell cheap Chinese ripoff femders

it just ...it just never ends

"YOU AH NAHT GONNA FUCKIN BELIVE DIS. JOE CUMIA IS AN ASS MUNCHER."

Catchin'? Not pitchin'?

AIDS?!

NOBODY'S GOT AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

This can't be real. It's just too fucking good

what was the context of this? video to go with it?

I'd link to a video, but Keith spends every waking hour scouring the internet for tranny porn for Anthony and deleting any videos that could get other people watching the network.

Joe laughs at these young guys and their Prep, etc.... He's an old school 'mo that's been bug chasing since day one. "Go bareback, or go home" he's always said.

If joe sr. was still alive he would definitely hang himself with his wannabe cowboy lasso

Speechless...

He's so fucking stupid.

"Whatever you hear stay away. John Doe has the upper hand, I repeat John Doe has the upper hand."

Everything is becoming clear now.

Can't wait till we get a deepfake video with BroJoe's head on Vito https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPJDwWrWjFA

Jimi Ray Clapton is indeed quite gay.

Mahoney says they have the best salad bar in town

Is this real shit? He's a confirmed finook?

i dont want to defend joe "not a pedophile" cumia, but it clearly states he needs to confirm, so someone probably just signed him up. but we can all pretend its real if you want.

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We don't have to let anything sink in you stupid fuck. We all got it immediately.

At least antH likes trannys

I mean look at him. Is anyone really surprised?

I am. He is a badass biker dude who always threatening to beat people up. He's the last person I would expect!

You fucking bastards are cold blooded. I love it

I'd love to harass Anthony with these on Twitter, but y'know...

My sides

Joe holds animosity towards Ant because not only was he supposed to be third mic but since Ant got into radio Rotgut was pushed to the side and Joe couldn't be the real rockstar he always wanted to be. He had to settle for tribute bands and plastic bag conventions.

What if...

Anthony WAS telling the truth and didnt fuck Sue, his brother did. The new breasts were hush money to protect his family. Sue didn't feed Nana, she fed her leather daddy!

https://youtu.be/__HBBf_eDLM

Then why were they at the same hotel?

Thats Anth's go-to room. Reserved it for his brother's night of passion.

And to think, this retard offered this information to us in one of his Horseshit tough-guy "trollhunter" posts. If he just acted goddamn normal and ignored us instead of insisting on showing his pretend process for finding us IRL, we wouldn't know he was a secret sucker of cowboy cock.

He got the guy

Joe's gay?

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He's a gift that keeps on giving

I just want to point out that he's opened and read that Big Apple Ranch email, but hasn't deleted it, even though his guide is about "how to delete emails you don't want".

He got to it ahead of his "Musician's Friend" email, too.

BAAHAHAHHAHAA

I wonder if this is how Ant and that girl he brags about finds out he likes man, hairy asses

That is a lie sir. I have it on good authority that he likes dick more then ass.

Ask yourself who is the audience that wants to hear Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Clapton covers?

This is the same fat old Long Island demo that Anthony aims his comedy at willingly or unwillingly. He's trying to make plankfoot laugh.

Maybe its one of those gay bars that has 50 something year old fatsos pretending to be U2

So he really is gay and jerks off to the smell of farts?

seriously though, what does he want us to let sink in about "JIMI RAY CLAPTON"? stupid and obvious things like that don't need to be thought about until it "sinks in". does anyone know the super intelligent hidden meaning that went over my head by this genius?

I be he brings trannies for Ant from there.

DISHONORABLE DISHCHARGE JOE CUMIA, FART SNIFFER, FATHER, FAGGOT, TERRIBLY MEDIOCRE MUSICIAN...

The big apple really doesn't fall far from the tree in that family, huh?

Wow, a musician with an email subscription to a bar? You retards understand that he's probably done gigs there, right?

he's probably done guys*

I can't take 5 fucking minutes away from this place before I miss a Cumia doing something unbelievably retarded.

I thought one of you subbed his email to the list

I guess it reallygoes to show, the harder you try to force your sons to be straight the more gay you'll end up making them. Yeesh

Let it sink in like a BBC into Joe's ass?

They wear a wig and womens cloth at Ants tho

Yeah... I'm thinking you're right, unfortunately. But he'll still go out of his way to explain to the "trolls" that he isn't really gay

Alex Jones was right again they're turning the frickin frogs gay!!!

you know if I knew your email address I, trying to troll you, could go to that website and enter it and you would have an email in your inbox from a gay bar asking "please confirm your subscription" that you didn't actually sign up for?

"Response required to complete subscription"

Someone signed him up for their newsletters

The most logical reason but this is more fun.

Yea but he wrote the song “sitting on the cock of OJ” so explain that?