Opie kills the Worm, AGAIN!!

458  2018-09-20 by HomeRunCumia

143 comments

Tits with the mic drop.

Damn Jim is going to have some harsh words for him in 2 weeks.

Yeah, so I heard a certain someone had some choice words for me. I didn't hear it, but I heard from others their reports of what they heard. No no I'm being honest with you, I wouldn't lie.

Are you trying to motherfuck Jim?

Sniff.....

blink

twitch

Why did he mother fuck me?

Blink again

Maybe i've read two or three words of that tweet somewhere, but i don't remember. I would absolutely tell you if i did.

You know I started to read the tweet, but then I had to do a set at the Cellar and completely forgot about it

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I don't read tweets anymore because I worry they would interfere with my creative process. Hold on where did I put my wack Chip glasses?

You mean Chip. Jim is too big a faggot.

remember the last time his reply was yelling some retarded shit like "i is le boobie autistic" as his jerky boy character

Remember when Jim said something to the effect of if Opie wanted to mess with him he would destroy him and Opie would regret it. I’m starting to think this worm guy is a little bit disingenuous.

Jim absolutely sucks, he plagiarized thr jerky boys, becam the ultimate sjw, betrayed all his friends and is the most unfunny fuck around, except for Sam. I hope opie steps up his game and destroys tje little shit..

Well he isn’t wrong.

Technically he is, Norton was never "respected".

I think he was respected among comedians and that's what makes his transformation into 'the worm' so much more awful and hilarious. If Jim had always been the feckless hack he is today none of this would be funny.

He was good at quick insults, but terrible at stand up. Now it's just gay references, and Chip.

Love the DESTROYER!!

Opie usually makes good points, but in this case he's incorrect. Jim Norton has never been a respected comedian. All due respect brotherman.

And technically chip isnt a cartoon either (the 60k fugitive is still at large) but Spuds just drove that lil worm with his with his 9 iron

Maybe he meant 'suspected'?

Maybe he meant retarded

I bet Jim heard of this because he GENUINELY has the commonality of language.

Jim is also FIERCELY loyal so Opie better not throw any jabs at Sam.

Jim probably didn’t read it. ;)

Opie is on his way to a full blown comeback

I hope so

Maybe he will find another funny zilch and elevate him to superstardom, as he did with Anthony. Like when Mr. Miyagi trained Hilary Swank in The Next Karate Kid.

Superstardom? That’s a weird way to spell has been maybe D list celebrity for 3 years, 10 years ago

Maybe he will find another funny zilch and elevate him to superstardom

I always felt after Ant got fired, Soder should have immediately became the new guy. he's the closest thing to 2000s era Ant, plus then Soder wouldn't have to steer the ship for Big Jay on The Bonfire. Opie needs a funny man, and Soder needs to be on a show not obsessed with sex.

How is Opie becoming actually funny? Sometimes I just don't understand this reality but I am ALL IN with the brothaman!

Confidence. Listen to him on Rogan. He's remarkably chill

Been listening to Rogan more lately. Didn't know Opie had been on.

Btw, isn't Cumia doing one soon?

Btw, isn't Cumia doing one soon?

Check his twitter. Im sure he's doing book promo and hyping his Rogan appearance.

Yep, he actually comes off really well.

He's at his best when he's relaxed and out of the studio. It must have been awful for him having to be the mature boss of those other two idiots knowing that they secretly hated him behind the scenes.

Okay can someone please explain to me, is this recent Opie love a joke?

Yes and no.

He's definitely a better person than all of the others. He's actually got some sort of unique integrity whereas the other 2 literally eat semen.

Is he simple man? Yes, yes he is but does that in and of itself make him a bad man?

No. He's just the Opsterino doing his thing. If you wanna come along for the ride then great, if not? Well then please keep your vague passive aggressive comments to yourself thank you very much.

At one time it was...

But let's be serioush, folksh: we have joked at his expense for years, as the rest of the crew has. However, facts are facts:

  • He never tried to shut our sub down, or go out of his way to whine about us. Out of all of them, we actually don't appear to affect his life - crazy, right?

  • He does a free podcast that, while not all that good, he genuinely seems to enjoy with his friends, while never spouting black crime statistics, drunkenly revealing his fey voice, looking at his phone or talking about wrestling.

  • He hands down, despite our many jokes, has the healthiest relationship publicly with his family. He forgave his mom, he' still married, his brother is self-sufficient in business, and he raises his kids. No daliances with transexual escorts, childhood financial pacts, or secretly fucking Norton's fag hags.

  • For a long time, while the crew bashed him once the show fell apart, he kept his comments internal, seeming not to care. When he finally did start speaking up, it was relatively calm, factual, and surprisingly cutting.

  • And finally, while he had many moments where he tried too hard, this can't be denied: Opie, out of them all, is legitimately the most professional when it comes to Radio. Jim, Sam, and Ant have shown that without him they are aimless, boring, and rarely funny. They have the attention spans of an ADD-riddled 5 year old, and the obsessive-focus on shit topics of an autistic who can't stop talking about Dragon Ball Z.

I wish someone would sent Ope the comments like this...

I hate Twitter and don't have it, so anyone can send this to him if they so desire.

Gay. Jk in all in now

That's certainly one way of playing both sides until you're sure.

I am sure that all the opie shitposting like a month ago was gay. But recent events have shown opie to be the less hateable of the 3 by far.

You summed up my feelings perfectly.

I like how you hinted about Saiyan in there. Totally agree about the Destroyer.

Yeah I never really got the Opie hate. Sure hes not very funny but hes great at picking people with talent and letting them riff while keeping the show on track. Nobody would have ever knew who ant was if it wasnt for opie.

that whole ship steering thing turned out to be all types of true

Steering it right into the shoreline... All anyone has to do is go back and listen to the Patrice & Anthony bit about Wesley Snipes going to jail and you know everything you need to about the great ship steering of Admiral Hughes.

Fuck this revisionist history bullshit, tits always fucking sucked at radio and was lucky that greasy Tunisian came along and gave him a piggyback.

Or you could listen to a bit like this that Opie does a good job of steering....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZbzncPXIUY

I never thought it would come to this, life is so weird, like look at all that water out there in the ocean. What is it about about salt water anyway that makes it so you can't drink it?

What about the Jimmy hate? I fucking loved Norton back in the old days, but he is despised now. I didn't think Yimmy could do any wrong, back in the day.

I used to just not understand why Opie didn't hang out with Anthony and later Jimmy, then I thought about having a pock-marked, mentally deranged, alcoholic, racist, pedophile for a friend. Opie is a true professional. All he every asked was to come into work every day and do a job. He's the only one of the three who found someone willing to try and be with him for the rest of their lives, yet we're meant to believe that Opie is the mentally ill one with the problem.

As Howard Stern would say, you said at all.

Opie got fired for thinking that filming another man taking a shit was funny in 2017.

And Ant got fired for taking unsolicited pics of a black hooker at an ungodly hour of the morning in Times Square, then had a mental breakdown on Twitter, throwing out hateful racial epithets like a Mardi Gras bead tosser.

Out of both of those stupid things, which seems like a harmless dumb prank to you?

Surprisingly succinct and accurate.

this sub is full of the "sjws" types that these edge gods seem to hate

While I appreciate that you are trying to dialogue with us, its not OK to use pejorative labels in an attempt to other us. Please, take the time to know us, and hopefully we can learn from you and you can learn from us :)

Most here, from what i've seen, are conservative in their beliefs. Not SJW's, and, if push comes to shove, would probably stand with the faggot proud boys over any antifa/commie fucks.

It's no joke.

Not anymore

It's a rope, Tuco

I think it started as a bit to piss off ant and jim at first, but he's turned out to be way more likable than either by comparison. Still wouldn't listen to his show, but I can't hate the guy

Wow that's weird I thought he was unanimously despised on here.

He was, up until a few months ago

we shift our alliances pretty regularly. gotta keep up!

We are a bunch of fair weather fucks.

Now that ant and jim are douches im almost glad opie stepped on their jokes in old shows.

I remember viewing him as a paragon of undeserved success a while ago. That said he's just a normal guy.

and that they both secretly loved the taste of a fresh willy on a lady

Yeah, listen to the dice bits, before the backstabbing took his confidence away, he steers the bit really well, giving pointers when Nana runs out of stuff to say. You can't do that without some sense of humor

Opie got his groove back, brotherman!

I honestly think that's the number one reason for his horrible bits later. Lack of confidence because you are being undermined really is a horrible thing for anyone.

Hey, remember when Scott got away from Todd and he was suddenly a different person on the air?

Opie came off pretty interesting in that interview, too. I always wished he'd just be comfortable on O&A with who he is rather than trying to measure up to degenerates like Ant and Jim.

You mean that one time on Rogan that happened five fucking years ago? Yeah, riveting guest. It's no wonder he hasn't been invited on a handful of more times.

Tits thinks he's chill just like he thinks he's cool. Jesus Christ, you ball washers really do stick together don't you?

Rogan's podcast has gone downhill since Opie has been away imo.

Shut up, faggot.

Go suckle those luscious teats and when you're done you can come swallow my load you cum guzzling dick rider.

Mighta got a respected comedian to write him some tweets.

He actually has two things to be angry at now.

To be fair, our standards for funny are at a bottom low these days. It's been a while since any of these guys made me laugh.

Confidence and he is the master of the long game.

Because he's not trying to funny. He's telling the truth about Jimmy who is himself laughable.

The sad thing is that Jennifer Carmody will have to tell Jimmy all the same things she told him last time, realizing that the Worm doesn't learn and cannot be helped anymore. Truely sad.

Genuinely

The delicate balance of high road Hughes and the destroyer.

I look back now at Opie & Jim, and I'm perplexed how anyone (myself included) wound up hating Opie in that era. To Opie's credit, at least he truly tried to create something worthwhile, and tried to get more out of Norton with his duh chemistree shit. I can't even imagine how frustrating it must have been for the Opester having to try and do a radio show while the worm sits there in silence on his phone.

You think that was bad. Remember theese days? Elijah Wood was in studio talking to Opie at this very moment.

Ope's got rhythm! White boy can dance

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

This is insane.

Ant and Jim were passive aggressive little cunts. They never gave Opie an inch, never laughed at anything he said, but Worm and Nana would laugh at every hack comment the other said.

you know it b rotherman brothermaaaaaan

F A C E

nice podcast plug, stupid

"Howie Sternum" is a PFG name, though...

Listen you dumb autistic, you wanna go? Let's. Go.

nice try with the hate tho.

The worm doesn't have nana to defend him on twitter anymore. He will not say anything

Fuck yeah Opster, Jim is a hack!

This is the most aware thing any of them have said in 5 years

I don't really have a horse in this race, but c'mon. Taking a swipe at a second-rate cartoon character that sells out theaters while the guy he blew off does podcasts on an iPad in a Bennigan's knock-off is comical.

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Or is it the notion of adopting a persona for the radio that Gregg Opie finds pathetic?

Ant should have gone the route of an iPad at a local bar. Opie's model is cheap and with someone funnier at the helm would make just as good a podcast as any. Instead he over complicated everything.

Ant should have gone the route of an iPad at a local bar.

This statement is true.

But Opie didn't throw the jab at Granthony. He took a swing at Chip. And I wouldn't suggest he draw attention to Chip when the character Jim created to parody Gregg is doing better than Gregg.

First Eminem murders MGK and now this, there's beef going on everywhere!

He called him a goof. That's a big deal in Canada.

Everybody who thinks we're only ironically loving Opie should jump off a bridge with concrete shoes.

Cue the passive aggressive comments while shit dick dolphin laughs in the background.

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Damn you Opie, making me love you like this again.

Come back, I was wrong, I'm sorry, we're sorry.

::crying:: you had me at hello....dammit lispy.... you had me at hello.....! Trust me.

Just a taste.... just a little taste... a tasterooni. If he ever gave a full size portion of how he really felt and what he really thinks.... fuhgedaboutit... TRUST ME.... TRUST ME..... just a taste... just a tasteroo... a tasterini and a tasteroosky brothaman.

I don't get it. Norton tried to further it into a cartoon and it failed miserably. Why the fuck is he still doing this shit? Its no different from some hack having a good 10 minutes and trying to ride that their whole career.

He needs to stop doing 'Chip' so he can think of other shit.

He’s turned into Bert Kreischer

Opie is making me like him more and more.

The Opster is getting some confidence now that he's rising in the sub rankings.

All this time the Opester really was steering the ship, and with that realization, i give to you Walt Whitman:

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,

The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won

getting blown off for peeping bathroom stalls to become a podcaster in your 60s

How is this sub still here. It's been 4 years. What the fuck are you guys doing.

Having fun and sending dick pics to each other, like men.

Having a blast. Join us!

Are we gradually coming to a belief that Opie is not great at comedy, but is better at being a person than Ant or Jim? Or is this all sarcasm?

Gradually? we are already there. Opie really did 'steer the ship', Anthony really was that quick and Jim was really that creative.

Unfortunately only one of these survived the break up and is much more valuable when doing radio.

I have a lot of trouble believing all the stories of him being an asshole over the years are just some sort of misunderstanding or whatever, so he is probably a dick.

However, it takes a special kind of fucking selfish cowardly asshole to not visit your loving mother when she is suffering in her final years. Worst of all to not show any outward remorse about it. That cements Ant as much worse to me.

On the other hand stories about him snapping his fingers and such may be just that he expected his staff to simply do what he needed to get done during the show. It was his responsibility to keep the show running no matter what. And because he knew for a fact that Ant was bad mouthing him behind his back to certain people in the staff, he had a good reason to dislike people in 'Ant's camp'.

On the other hand the fact that he ruined his relationship with Erock and Vos who he seemed to be genuine friends with over practically nothing shows the Opster has some real issues.

The ERock one is I think the best case against him being a bad person or a dick.

I think a lot of Ant's stories fall a little flat when you realize that Opie was the boss because Ant and Jimmy took no responsibility. And when you're the boss you often have to be the bad guy. Ant has no concept of that.

Can’t wait for “Chip” to slam Opie with no subtlety or genuine effort to be funny. “TSS yeah an autistic with tits!”

new twist we like Opie now

oh shit this means 12 months of Anthony and jimmy bashing opie because no one listens to their shows at all

The little cunt won't even look at me!!

I’ve started listening to his show and I’m gaining more and more respect for Opie. He’s had a few good guests in the past couple episodes

Harry Hater was just Opie blowing off some steam.

Give Opie credit for abandoning the bit after realizing it was ill-conceived. That epiphany will never arrive for Jim with Chip.

I discovered the O&A show much too late after it was disbanded and have been binge listening to their entire archive for the last year and a half. I never understood why people thought the Chip character was such a hit. It annoyed the shit out of me and wasn't comedically good at all. I like Norton though. Virtually everything else about the show was great. They had such a dynamic between the 3 of them and it worked really well. No other show like it.

The cuckworms (Jim Norton's fans refer to themselves as 'cuckworms') are going to be losing it. Alpha Opie with the smack down.

The destroyer takes yet another skull to mount on his trophy wall

Request to you Meme Machines out there, we need some great Opie The Destroyer ones, PRETTY PLEASE?!

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"I have become death, destroyer of Worms" - Opie

And Jim will say nothing unless it’s under his breath like the bitch he is. Cancel Jim and Sam

Downvotes! HA HA. HO-LEE FUCK.

Has this sub really become the Gregg Hughes Fan Club again?

I better go get my swivel greased to ensure my head is out the way when the Opster Army comes back to reclaim their homeland.

What a fearless shit stirrer he is. Guess that's why they call him the destroyer.

Badass

fukin buried that (literal)cocksucker

The fucking Destroyer.

I love this man.

Blowing off being respected radio host to become a second rate cell phone show "Host". Yup, hilarious!

Most of the reasons to like Opie seem to match traits people admire as they grow up and mature. Just saying.

Now, now, the level of rage against Opie was as undeniable. I was one of those who wanted him drawn and quartered. But I’m not so sure any serious revisions are the result of him being misunderstood. I feel less revulsion toward him but only after he was dethroned and forgotten. By contrast, Jim and Sam’s egos continue to inflate while their performance has declined or flatlined. Honestly, would fat, angry and funny Jim have embraced the stupidly unfunny Chip? Please, let’s continue to show these guys to the door.

Ouch!

Technically he is, Norton was never "respected".

Sniff.....

Genuinely

Opie got his groove back, brotherman!

I honestly think that's the number one reason for his horrible bits later. Lack of confidence because you are being undermined really is a horrible thing for anyone.

I hate Twitter and don't have it, so anyone can send this to him if they so desire.

Btw, isn't Cumia doing one soon?

Check his twitter. Im sure he's doing book promo and hyping his Rogan appearance.