10 years ago I told the internet - Cumia will become an 'old queen'. An old gay man in an old NY apartment who has young men visit him on certain week nights. He will wear a smoking jacket, his apartment full of old pictures of him and celebrities. He will be get a few drinks in him and go on catty 'old bitch' rants and outrageous tell-all stories. Many of the young men won't know who any of these people are, some will be a little amused as they share the drugs.
One day police will show up finding him face down dead from a blunt object. Later a very disturbed 23 year old will be found with a stolen gun hiding somewhere refusing to come out.
I predicted this would happen somewhere around his 65th birthday and here we are just 3 years to go and he's well on the way to fulfilling the prophecy.
and yes I predicted all that long before it was cool to do so. people said I was crazy. Now, here we are.
That’s probably better than what I’ve currently been doing, getting fucked up drunk at my parents country club and inviting them to the lounge/bathroom to do some blow.
For once, I don’t want to see Ant disfigured or dismembered/burnt to death.
For the one time since discovering all the wretched truth about him years ago, I actually want to see Ant go through an immigrant’s trials/tribulations to overcome his conservative Islamic fears and declare his love for Susiegirl ❤️❤️
I want to see them happy, feeding each other Falaffel, holding hands and practicing Antwan’s English playfully, from the streets of The Castro District to Paris! 👳🏾♂️👩🏻👨❤️👨
Don’t let the dream end! They’re already dancing! Awwwww
23 comments
1 Subeck 2018-08-27
Duuuuude that description of me was so shmarmy duuude
1 call_me_winston 2018-08-27
shoulda been 'sue is the warmest colon' but thumbs up anyway
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-08-27
Good idea, I’ll modify it before I tweet it to Anthony
1 BreastWood_One 2018-08-27
tweeting any sue pics or calling him an African are the quickest ways of being sent obscurity
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-08-27
At this point, mild constructive criticism is just as quick.
Ticket2Obscurity
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-08-27
Or 'the warmest colored'
1 CrackerGoodyear 2018-08-27
You win. What more can be done after this?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-27
you'll see!
1 ChipFromTheShow 2018-08-27
Very good, professor.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-08-27
10 years ago I told the internet - Cumia will become an 'old queen'. An old gay man in an old NY apartment who has young men visit him on certain week nights. He will wear a smoking jacket, his apartment full of old pictures of him and celebrities. He will be get a few drinks in him and go on catty 'old bitch' rants and outrageous tell-all stories. Many of the young men won't know who any of these people are, some will be a little amused as they share the drugs.
One day police will show up finding him face down dead from a blunt object. Later a very disturbed 23 year old will be found with a stolen gun hiding somewhere refusing to come out.
I predicted this would happen somewhere around his 65th birthday and here we are just 3 years to go and he's well on the way to fulfilling the prophecy.
and yes I predicted all that long before it was cool to do so. people said I was crazy. Now, here we are.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-08-27
Did ya?
1 JuiceBusters 2018-08-27
Yes, now click the upvote button and whatever the hell 'Karma' is. Do that now, thanks.
1 Lies_and_Propaganda 2018-08-27
Where are these men who will tell me stories, share their drugs, and presumably pay me for putting up with their old wrinkled cock?
1 JuiceBusters 2018-08-27
If you can wait about 3 or 5 years they will be at Cumia's NY city apartment.
Otherwise, I would assume they use 'Tinder' or some apps today.
1 Lies_and_Propaganda 2018-08-27
That’s probably better than what I’ve currently been doing, getting fucked up drunk at my parents country club and inviting them to the lounge/bathroom to do some blow.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-08-27
I mean, in a way it's nearly the same thing. thumbs up
1 RevilerTheRed 2018-08-27
For once, I don’t want to see Ant disfigured or dismembered/burnt to death.
For the one time since discovering all the wretched truth about him years ago, I actually want to see Ant go through an immigrant’s trials/tribulations to overcome his conservative Islamic fears and declare his love for Susiegirl ❤️❤️
I want to see them happy, feeding each other Falaffel, holding hands and practicing Antwan’s English playfully, from the streets of The Castro District to Paris! 👳🏾♂️👩🏻👨❤️👨
Don’t let the dream end! They’re already dancing! Awwwww
1 chrissurra 2018-08-27
Sue is the warmest colon
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-27
damn i hate "indy" movie posters
1 DildoRenter 2018-08-27
Look at those butthole eyes.
1 aNOOBis_ 2018-08-27
This is the best community of people on the internet. There is nothing comparable.
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-08-27
He already blocked me. He’s definitely seen it.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-08-27
500 Days of Bummer
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...idk I should hang in the towel at this point. I just wanna be funny like youse other guys in the sub..
1 RevilerTheRed 2018-08-27
Oh darling, hush! You will be!
Why you’ll be funny... so funny you’ll be hilarious! As hilarious as Count Groomia The Hideous!
You’ll be flying high on chink guitar-made wings glued together by child spit, soaring with Qadan , high above Obscurity!
And no gay frogs... no nigger that there is or was... is ever gonna’ briiiiiiing youuuuuuuuu doooooooowwwwwwwwwn!!!!!!!!!!🎼
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-08-27
Good idea, I’ll modify it before I tweet it to Anthony
1 a-corsican-pimp 2018-08-27
Or 'the warmest colored'