I don't dislike Bobby (although I disapprove of him killing himself instead of raising his kid; that's very Lady Di-ish). But if he keeps calling cigars "bats," I will set his shed on fire with him in it.
what does bobby weigh now? my doc made me get under 400 and go to a weight loss support group and nutrition classes before he would even schedule my gastric surgery. it's tough work but worth it in the end bobby!
The dumbest retcon in Marvel history. Kingpin was special because he was just a fat guy with connections. Turning him into an enhanced supervillain so he could go toe-to-toe w/ DD and SM in a fist fight was just short-sighted.
"Fuckkkiiinnnnnn, Duuuuuuude, ya got that Devil in Hell's Kitchen, ya got that blind lawyer on yer ass, ya got that web-swinger up yer craw, BOOM, yer sweet Vanessa gets cancah!"
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1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-24
I don't dislike Bobby (although I disapprove of him killing himself instead of raising his kid; that's very Lady Di-ish). But if he keeps calling cigars "bats," I will set his shed on fire with him in it.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-24
It's so fucking gay sounding.
1 PatBattle1 2018-08-24
what does bobby weigh now? my doc made me get under 400 and go to a weight loss support group and nutrition classes before he would even schedule my gastric surgery. it's tough work but worth it in the end bobby!
1 vosplug 2018-08-24
You're an inspiration.
1 Psych555 2018-08-24
You're a disgusting human being.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-24
Don’t ever speak badly of Pat Battle, he’s a saint on earf
1 Psych555 2018-08-24
who?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-24
Kingpin was actually all muscle he just looked fat. Yeah i'm a faggot for knowing that, fuck you.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-24
Sounds like something Bobby would say to convince his friends that he’s not incredibly unhealthy.
“Listen guy, I still got all that muscle unda’neath heah”
1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-24
The dumbest retcon in Marvel history. Kingpin was special because he was just a fat guy with connections. Turning him into an enhanced supervillain so he could go toe-to-toe w/ DD and SM in a fist fight was just short-sighted.
Yeah, I read comics as a kid. Shame away.
1 MalevolentBum 2018-08-24
Didn't know they made Norton's pants in quadruple-XL.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-24
he'll probably start going to meetings for his food 'addiction'.
All these fake 'addicts' do anything but just man-up, take responsibility & act right.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-24
Nice container of coffee is my guilty pleasure what the heck do I know
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-08-24
"Fuckkkiiinnnnnn, Duuuuuuude, ya got that Devil in Hell's Kitchen, ya got that blind lawyer on yer ass, ya got that web-swinger up yer craw, BOOM, yer sweet Vanessa gets cancah!"
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-24
It's so fucking gay sounding.