You know we shit on his obese wife a lot but I think she’s on our side. Anyone who tells him that that muppet hairdo looks good obviously hates his fucking guts.
You know why this teen haircut got popular with older guys, right?
Because it also acts as a double-combover.
Instead of just combing one side over the balding area, you get to pile hair from both sides. It's like applying 2 coats of dark paint on a light surface, rather than just one.
21 comments
1 Concho_Pete 2018-08-22
You know we shit on his obese wife a lot but I think she’s on our side. Anyone who tells him that that muppet hairdo looks good obviously hates his fucking guts.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-22
You know why this teen haircut got popular with older guys, right?
Because it also acts as a double-combover.
Instead of just combing one side over the balding area, you get to pile hair from both sides. It's like applying 2 coats of dark paint on a light surface, rather than just one.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-22
The longer he works with Anthony, the more he will be groomed into a she-male.
By their 1st year anniversary together, Ant will have paid for Dave's breast implants.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-08-22
Wait, when did fauxhawks stop being cool?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-08-22
He looks like such a fucking dyke.
1 McGowan9 2018-08-22
This is what "a man" is supposed to be?! Haha holy shit!
1 sirlucd 2018-08-22
When I was 16 I too had a faux hawk. It looked terrible on me and it looks terrible on you Mr Mrs. Landcow
1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-22
At 16, it's a fashion statement.
At 36, it's a double-combover.
1 Mexijesus 2018-08-22
Nah it was gay when you were 16 too.
1 Obeesus 2018-08-22
Really? When I was 16 I thought the fag hawk was the gayest poser bullshit haircut.
1 Twatsmash 2018-08-22
Did somebody polish his stupid nondescript face?
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-08-22
The hair is a real bummer
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-08-22
Jesus Christ.
1 JMueller2012 2018-08-22
Where’s his neck ?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-08-22
As many times as people post, I still literally never recognize this guy. I had to read "shit on his obese wife" before I got a clue.
Is he as boring and unmemorable on Ant's show as his face looks?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-08-22
A Midwestern gay boy who married a woman because of social pressure.
A few more years until he burns a fuse an comes out.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-08-22
You think he is the new 'Sue' at the McMansion?
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-22
Getting turned out by Big A.
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S-s-ss-ss-s-ss-s-ss-ss--sss-shut up, bitch.
1 ghandicumia 2018-08-22
That gay widow had a nice haircut and I'm sure his husband wasn't a fat fucking slob either
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-22
he truly is a Dave Smith
1 sprimusp 2018-08-22
Really Fat Mike.
1 havingmadfun 2018-08-22
That hair is what you give to a small boy, no grown man should have that haircut
1 Dachosen17 2018-08-22
The fact that i know this piece of shit’s name bothers me
1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-22
The longer he works with Anthony, the more he will be groomed into a she-male.
By their 1st year anniversary together, Ant will have paid for Dave's breast implants.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-08-22
This is every 40 something "punk rock" jag off who only knows Warped Tour staples thinking he's edgy, and has never even heard of Agnostic Front.
1 sprimusp 2018-08-22
That's His Mistake...
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1 earlsgrandma 2018-08-22
Eating's his business and business is fine
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-22
Getting turned out by Big A.
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S-s-ss-ss-s-ss-s-ss-ss--sss-shut up, bitch.