I called out the Jews and told a Russian whore I'd bury her in a rose garden (that cunt). Just a few years later, God rewarded me with a 28-year-old wife, another child, and the greatest beard in recorded history.

404  2018-08-18 by PsychopathyRed

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I watched that shitty Daddy's Home movie the other day just for Mel. One obsevation: I hate to say this, but his false teeth are startling.

That's sad to hear. They just can't make teeth look good.

You don't think they got it right with Martin Sheen?

Have you seen Rich Vos? His smile looks like a million buckth

he grew those new teeth you blasphemer

I'm sorry. I'll say 30 Hail Mels.

As much as I like Mel I don’t think I could sit through that turd.

Was it really that bad? I thought the first one was entertaining enough relative to how modern comedies are and Burr was pretty funny in it.

Never saw the first one, but yes, it's really terrible.

And back in Hollywood's good graces. Even the Jews can't keep Mel down.

When you're so great the Jews have to reaccept you.

Yep, that's the smile

Mel "God will protect me" Gibson.

And God does protect him!

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:thinking_face:

Son of God

Based Mel.

Not for lack of trying.

Lots of 'em in this very sub trying to disparage the good name of Sir Mel on a regular basis.

And he directed and had a main role in braveheart? Fucking legend

WHAT!?!?

What a magnificent bastard.

I'm not religious but I do want to take a moment and thank God for giving us Mel Gibson.

I'm not religious but I'd go to Mel Gibson's fathers church.

I'm not religious but I do want to take a moment and thank God

Should we tell him?

He also gets blown first...

Before the fucking Jacuzzi.

As it should be

Now here’s a racist I can get behind. He’s had his share of demons, but faced them head on. Becoming a better person for it.

He's not racist.

Agree. Hating the Jews is ascended

Fast forward three hours

/r/against****subreddits : "Agreed, he's not a racist, hating the Jews is ascended"

R/Opieandanthony advocates homosexual relations with racists, and then claims hating Jews is ascended

There are insults,there is art and there is romantic poetry. Somehow Mel managed to synthesize them the way that creepy kid made perfume out of those virgin broads. If I had a gf and I would tell her that I would be bothered to bury her in a rose garden she should be grateful, that cunt.

Is Mel the last man in Hollywood? I’ve been thinking so.. you guys should check out his upcoming movie Dragged Across Concrete by the guy who did Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Bone Tomahawk

Is it even out yet?

It doesn’t come out for a while

Cell block 99 was Top 10 movies of past 30 years until the last 20 minutes

What didn’t you like about the last 20 minutes?

Cartoonish

I can see why you say that. It was entertaining as hell though.

It's entertaining but in a completely different way than the rest of the movie. Maybe I will like that portion better on rewatch though, since I expect the tone shift. The last shot though made me legitimately annoyed with how fake it looked, intentional or not.

That movie had some of the best fighting I think I’ve ever seen. Vince Vaughn’s character was stone cold and Don Johnson was in it. I definitely agree it is great.

James Woods is in good company with Mr. Gibson.

Clint Eastwood still directs too

James woods is a whiny old fag.

Woods needs to do some movies. I can’t remember the last thing he was in.

No. I meant just check out what it’s about. It doesn’t come out for a while

Sure the HGH and testosterone shots probably don't hurt but Mel is one virile bastard.

This subreddit's Gibson worship is sickeningly beta

Do you think men of his stature got to where they are by worshipping the masculinity of others

WHAT?

Do you think men of his stature got to where they are by worshipping the masculinity of others

Yeah, that dude Mel worships, his name is Jesus

Have to side with you on this one.

We were waiting for your to decide what your appraisal was.

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Out of respect for your total hatred of Jimmy, I’ll ignore Wrong Opinion of yours. But be more careful next time.

AND I WILL!

You fucking cunt...

WHAT?

YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOWN ME FIRST

As someone who is also fucking a hot 28 year old I want to thank Mel for showing me that anything is possible.

What’s his name, sailor?

"Hey Tony, did you hear what I told him?" I said, "what's his name, sailor?"

Die.

This man called Winona Ryder an oven dodger, i wish Mel Gibson was my father.

I think that's fake news, but hilarious either way.

Knowing good old Mel i dont think so

That nerdy bitch Ronnie couldn't have been more wronger about Apocalypto.

What did Ol' Jowls Bennington have against it, too much running?

I'LL BURN THE GOD-DAMN HOUSE DOWN, BUT BLOW ME FIRST!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!

Everyone should aspire to one day be like Mel.

You apologize for nothing?! Well then you’re a dishonest cunt!!

You're a pain in MY ASS! STOP BEING THAT!

He is the type of guy that deserves to be blown before the jacuzzi

Cheers to a true man

The life of Job, this guy.

That is indeed one gentlemanly beard

OY VEY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

Probably my favorite Hollywood personality. Amazing actor - every movie he directs is an instant classic, and he's woke on the JQ. I love him. LOVE.

Sean Connery is pretty great too. I don’t think he’s ever played a role poorly (although I haven’t seen Zardos...)

Whata summa dem uddah masculine, woke actors?

Sean "sometimes you have to slap a woman" Connery

Zardos is actually a legitimately great film, with a lot of subtle laryers - and some not so subtle. If you can get past how fucking strange the entire thing is, its actually a really great movie. I'm not sure he should of temporarily left the role of Bond to do it, but he was still great.

It's amazing what being a money-maker can do...

I got myself in a bit of a pickle with my new girlfriend when I let out that Mel is one of my heroes. I stopped myself at saying that I was just a big fan of his movies, instead of telling her that I find his antics hilarious and awesome.

What was her standpoint? Why cant you like mel? Jew broad?

That he's crazy and a shitty person. I don't think she would have cared if I had just said I liked his movies, but saying that he's one of my heroes raised some red flags for her.

So how you planning to break it off?

Rose garden.

If she likes you she’ll change her stance on that overnight.

That's lame. Be who you are. If your gf doesn't like that find someone else.

So what did you do with your 'old' girlfriend?

Yeah, but Mel Gibson isn't a cocksucking faggot like Anthony Cumia is.

He could star in a Karl Marx biopic with that beard

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I predict /ourguy/ Mel will kick off the second meme war when Passion 2 is released and coincides with the 2020 election

He has the beard of a man who would tie a woman to the train tracks in the Old West, wearing a black hat and rubbing his hands together maniacally.

Jeez he's really looking like an Afghan warlord. Good for him.

have they written a chapter in the bible for him yet?

Mel is real nigga

I want the Viking movie,enuff with the fuckin jews.

Yep, that's the smile