As a regular human being, you’re absolutely right; however, Norton is on the sugar-FREE diet plan. That means he is now avoiding iodized salt as it is actually 0.04% dextrose. Wouldn’t want to throw the perfectly calibrated machine that is Jam Burden’s body.
For sure! It also may have something to do with him wanting to make sure what little muscle mass he has does not absorb any sodium for fear his puny muscles look too round and too full, giving him the appearance of a male.
I bet at one point during his tired, pathetic youth he said to himself: Man, if I only I were rich. Then all my problems would go away and I wouldn't be lonely.
If it makes you feel any better, he is never going to be happy in life. Between his lack of discernible character or morality, his razor thin skin and non-existent self-esteem, and his sexual impotence and perpetual loneliness, the anguish that he heaps upon himself is probably worse than anything that anyone else could do to him.
Yesterday he pontificated on whether 6 million people would have been killed if Hitler was accepted to art school in 1908. That worm doesn't realize he would have had to go to war anyway in 1914 whether or not he was accepted. He would undoubtedly have seen what was happening to his great country either way and history wouldn't be any different.
It's also just so stupid, he talked about it like he was the first to think of it, too, which was maddening. Jesus christ it's like nobody knows anything about hitler anymore.
He's going to be trying to prove a dumb free speech point with his stupid child molester joke and some femme blogger will finally target him and Sirius will hand him a hank of rope and a creaky chair on his way out.
31 comments
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-08-14
Worms make the soil more fertile. Norton is like salting it.
1 Dagidugidai 2018-08-14
Salt has sugar in it
1 OpieHasTits 2018-08-14
https://imgur.com/ux7iWXN
1 FoundryLogo 2018-08-14
As a regular human being, you’re absolutely right; however, Norton is on the sugar-FREE diet plan. That means he is now avoiding iodized salt as it is actually 0.04% dextrose. Wouldn’t want to throw the perfectly calibrated machine that is Jam Burden’s body.
1 OpieHasTits 2018-08-14
For sure! It also may have something to do with him wanting to make sure what little muscle mass he has does not absorb any sodium for fear his puny muscles look too round and too full, giving him the appearance of a male.
1 kevin_k 2018-08-14
Most table sugar has a tiny amount of dextrose to keep it from clumping. The dextrose in a pound of sugar is about half a calorie.
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-08-14
Do you mean salt?
1 kevin_k 2018-08-14
Yup. Thanks
1 ChipsMilkBalloon 2018-08-14
Hi Jimmy!!!!
1 willfalls2 2018-08-14
I like "regular joe" Jim.
1 etmhpe 2018-08-14
someone should force feed him vodka
1 bal0rd 2018-08-14
You just know the creep orders some kind of drink from a specific girl that works somewhere all the time. she could do it.
1 deepdirt 2018-08-14
He really could use a dosed egg white or something...
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-14
And burn his autographed memorabilia in front of him.
1 methAndgatorade 2018-08-14
I always hated the "worm" tag for Jim. Worms are cute
He's more like a corn snake or a garter snake...but snakes are cool.
Shit
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-08-14
What the fuck
1 methAndgatorade 2018-08-14
worms are cute
1 corystereo 2018-08-14
I bet at one point during his tired, pathetic youth he said to himself: Man, if I only I were rich. Then all my problems would go away and I wouldn't be lonely.
Whoops.
1 countcumia 2018-08-14
That's a tough one man
1 Dachosen17 2018-08-14
norton isnt a harmless worm. He is a locust
1 stickybahleg 2018-08-14
He is physically the ugliest member of the human race.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-08-14
Nana Cumia is a competitor for that throne
1 halfwholediminished 2018-08-14
Sam would like a shot at the title
1 MayShoe 2018-08-14
I wish we could hear more details about his goddamn wallpaper and signed memorabilia. Never gets old. Fuck.
1 Wolosocu 2018-08-14
"So, you're mother was anally raped and murdered. Go!"
1 zoob1357 2018-08-14
If it makes you feel any better, he is never going to be happy in life. Between his lack of discernible character or morality, his razor thin skin and non-existent self-esteem, and his sexual impotence and perpetual loneliness, the anguish that he heaps upon himself is probably worse than anything that anyone else could do to him.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-08-14
That does make me feel better.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-14
you ok bud?
1 gnrlysrs 2018-08-14
Yesterday he pontificated on whether 6 million people would have been killed if Hitler was accepted to art school in 1908. That worm doesn't realize he would have had to go to war anyway in 1914 whether or not he was accepted. He would undoubtedly have seen what was happening to his great country either way and history wouldn't be any different.
1 Every1LovesLove 2018-08-14
That line about Hitler is so fucking hack. It's been said by everyone. Comedians and civilians.
1 gnrlysrs 2018-08-14
It's also just so stupid, he talked about it like he was the first to think of it, too, which was maddening. Jesus christ it's like nobody knows anything about hitler anymore.
1 WeWuzKangz 2018-08-14
I wonder why...
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-08-14
He's going to be trying to prove a dumb free speech point with his stupid child molester joke and some femme blogger will finally target him and Sirius will hand him a hank of rope and a creaky chair on his way out.