r/opieandanthony: ORIGINAL DOCUMENTARY: Joe Matarese

1 andycumiashow 2018-08-10

This looks tremendous. Well done, buddy.

1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-10

Holy shit.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

To obscurity with you.

1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-08-10

For why?

1 InnocentUnclePaul 2018-08-10

Nice timestamp, stupid.

1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2018-08-10

This is great. I hope there's an alternate version with the sophisticated British voice over replaced with the "heyy, it's me...Joe Matarese" voice.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-08-10

I will say - and feel free to use this quote in advertisements - if you're looking for a feature-length documentary about Joe Matarese, I strongly recommend An Inconvenient Goof over all the others.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2018-08-10

Critics are calling it everything from brilliant to fuckin' brilliant

1 holodog 2018-08-10

"a tour de force" - Justin Chang, LA Times

1 Slothjew 2018-08-10

“A remarkable true store combined with modesty and simplicity” - A well known filing critic.

1 herecomesthepre 2018-08-10

"Stunning; mesmerizing; I had to pick my jaw up off the floor" - Roger Ebert

1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-10

I agree; of all the feature-length Joe Matarese documentaries out there, this one was definitely the only one.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-08-10

Who the FUCK is downvoting this thread right now

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-08-10

You know what, swear first time I've ever done this - I'm logging into every single alt account just to upvote this thread right fucking now.

You do NOT downvote an original 50-minute documentary on Joe Matarese and get away with it.

1 AnthonyCumiaPedo 2018-08-10

One of my alts is u/AnthonyCumiaPedo

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

Shhh nobody has alts around here...stupid.

1 Slothjew 2018-08-10

What is an “alt” ?

1 Belchides 2018-08-10

Ummm not me.

1 disgrace_command 2018-08-10

Redbar dislikers with tear-soaked androids, most likely

1 OpiesInnerCircle 2018-08-10

Joe is going to lose his mind over this. I am crying! Thank you sir!

1 dropngo 2018-08-10

Bet his adderall intake will increase by at least 500% after seeing this.

1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-08-10

I'm getting a little ancy waiting for the next Demented World so this comes at a great time.

1 ChocolateHellHole 2018-08-10

Nice ancy, stupid.

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-08-10

50 minutes, jesus fucking christ.

I thank you for your autism but I hope you don't take it personal that I sit this one out.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-08-10

I'm 20 minutes in and it's worth it brothaman

Although u/porsalin does pronounce "Anthony Cumia" as "An-Tinny Kee-Mee-Ah" at like 7:30 and it sounds like that fucking BBC newscaster saying sushi.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

Lazy

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-10

i'm def gonna watch it but too late to get in on the comment bantz

1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-08-10

Again, thank you for your service.

1 EastSideDan 2018-08-10

Fuck off, Dave

1 BeigeFrequency 2018-08-10

This was really well done and deserves to be seen my millions.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

Love the legal disclaimer so there is no question about the legality of your video, this guy can’t stop you. Nice work btw.

1 dropngo 2018-08-10

I'm so happy to see that video of Matarese drunkenly embarrassing himself at that BBQ again. When Joe got it pulled I was afraid it was lost forever.

1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-08-10

Actually made me laugh out loud.

1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-08-10

This is simply beautiful.

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-08-10

This shit is like ASMR to me.

1 MadDogWhite 2018-08-10

Wow the internet destroyed that fool

1 colby_the_dog 2018-08-10

Weapons grade autism. I love it.

1 Dagidugidai 2018-08-10

I love the evolution of this place. In 2014 an /r/opieandanthony user would be considered putting in too much work if they made a silly picture in MS Paint - today, unless you're making full length documentaries you're fucking slacking.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-08-10

Dude, a guy made a "Bishop from Aliens" worthy animatronic Anthony head.

1 Opesterino 2018-08-10

where is the update on that ? i have not seen anything for months

1 KangolVos 2018-08-10

He sold it to ShowBiz Pizza, I believe.

1 TheElDan 2018-08-10

He tried charging money for them and the bit ran out of steam.

1 VicDumb 2018-08-10

Shit legit got me evaluating my skills trynna see what I can do to put in for this shithole. Niggas out here raising bars n shit.

1 Dagidugidai 2018-08-10

No one's done a topiary in the shape of Anthony fucking a child yet

1 chulathedog 2018-08-10

Did you not see the shoutout to Mike David? This is a redbar thing, not o&a fags.

1 humblebrag 2018-08-10

In awe at the original content of this sub. Niggas just don't understand and I'll never be able to explain it to someone outside this sub. /u/porsalin , fucking bravo, my dude.

1 xboxhelpdude2 2018-08-10

Most of the best OC is from /u/porsalin. From the flash animations to this

1 humblebrag 2018-08-10

Let's not forget that twink behind the "Anthony's Demented World" series. The kid has some chops. Let alone cbanks420lol, our patron saint.

Fuck I've been here too long. Eat my balls /u/conspiracymomma you hag.

Thanks for fixing my flair btw. Back when it was mod requested.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

I bet you get tons of pussy.

1 humblebrag 2018-08-10

Naturally. Are you new?

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

No, and I get what you’re saying, Mr. Literal, are you new?

1 Slothjew 2018-08-10

Don’t be acting like Joe, sensitive guy.

1 humblebrag 2018-08-10

The sloth cries out in pain as it pretends to strike you.

1 chulathedog 2018-08-10

Do you mean Redbar’s bbg? R/O&A was just recently full of fan faggots or Anthony and Chip....

1 ArvelAzamat 2018-08-10

who is Joe Matarese?

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

One of the best documentaries I have ever seen.

1 burlapsack69 2018-08-10

Oh my god

1 NOFX_SUCKS 2018-08-10

Well done, brought a tear to my 100% Italian eye

1 strappingyoungladdie 2018-08-10

Autism creates such strange and wondrous things.

1 TheElDan 2018-08-10

This was amazing. I’d somehow never heard about that final AA Show appearance, that was like the “Killed them all, of course” of this doc. I love you, u/porsalin, I wish I could explain this to anyone I know in real life so I could spread the love.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

U/porsalin I would have paid for this.

1 SibHashian13 2018-08-10

That was incredible. U/porsalin Well done sir. So good

1 SibHashian13 2018-08-10

u/porsalin great job

1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-10

Amazing.

1 ghandicumia 2018-08-10

This sub never stops giving

1 Slothjew 2018-08-10

Think how much Joe would have paid to have some make a documentary of this quality about him, and then, simultaneously. think about how much he would have charged people to watch it.

1 dvvdvv-dvvdvv-dvv 2018-08-10

I would have paid fifty cents four times to watch that.

1 AiCPearlJam 2018-08-10

Fuck yes...

1 oklolol 2018-08-10

COUNTDOWN to the DMCA copyright strike,
only intrigue being who will strike first, the dumb cop or the dumb comedian

1 jschlessman 2018-08-10

Safe to say it'll be a dumb wop

1 RacksDiciprine 2018-08-10

Has Joe been made aware of this masterpiece???

1 Shittinonniggers 2018-08-10

yes.

1 JusJusRagno 2018-08-10

Showed my girlfriend this and even she enjoyed it. She has been having vaginal discharge issues lately but I am still attracted to her.

1 tranthasourus 2018-08-10

Tell your gf I said hi, homo.

1 xxDEVOLAxx 2018-08-10

Doing gods work Porsalin. Can we get a JRT ep next?? Pleeeeeese

1 porsalin 2018-08-10

Lol! That does need digging onto. Finding out who that Ellen girl was and why he was so mad at her. Finding out how he and Craig Fergus on broke up. The periscope streams. That other guy who made him lose his mind. The Halloween madness. Trouble is there's not a fat lot out there for him despite knowing he definitely has some fucked up demons.

1 xxDEVOLAxx 2018-08-10

Yeah he deleted a lot of his streams unfortunately. How about one called “seven shades of stinks”. That’s a story that should be told.

1 Shittinonniggers 2018-08-10

Hey remember when you called in and gushingly told him the entire story why he was getting fucked with?

1 xxDEVOLAxx 2018-08-10

Good times

1 ObsiArmyBest 2018-08-10

https://streamable.com/5sk3r

1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-08-10

Mel's was better

1 AntsCurls 2018-08-10

You really ironically made an hour long documentary about Joe Matarese lmao

1 VicDumb 2018-08-10

Had to go to my youtube app to like and sub. Well done, ol’ chap.

1 jofreal 2018-08-10

Sat down to suffer through the latest episode of Sharp Objects, to see if I could finally detect the greatness everyone is raving about. Thank Christ for this superior viewing option.

1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-10

27:05 - he got welcomed back to obscurity

1 pastorpotluck 2018-08-10

I didn’t want this to end. So good I cannot express my thanks.

1 Toss__Pot 2018-08-10

That was spot-on. Voiceover was good also.

1 egates09 2018-08-10

I was wondering what your real Limey accent sounded like. So when are you going to submit this to Sundance?

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-08-10

Hey FUCKFACE it's Anthony, AnTHony, ANNNTTTHHHHHONY. Say it right DICKHEAD!

Other than that, great job.

1 DamonTyler 2018-08-10

An-toe-knee

1 deep_legal_shit 2018-08-10

LOL HOLY SHIT YOU SOUND LIKE A FAG

1 jokespot 2018-08-10

This is nothing short of amazing. High quality content.

1 Redditterbot 2018-08-10

Great work all around. Reminds me of that comprehensive chris-chan documentary.

1 Anarox 2018-08-10

This is the greatest thing ever made. Porcelain has saved people from suicide with his quality

1 Fizzeek 2018-08-10

Thought this guy had died; then this pops up! Doing the lords work. Exposing this hack!

1 Ronnybbaby 2018-08-10

That stinks guy getting Joe to restart the stream so people had to pay again was hilarious. Wish Jimmy, Anthony, Sam weren't such pussies and would give their take on this tremendous doc on their shows. Gomez might but I'm not buying LOS.

1 jokespot 2018-08-10

This could be stickied for a while

1 danTHEdikc 2018-08-10

Joe Matarese is a piece of shit.

1 Opesterino 2018-08-10

been sick for the last few days so missed the first wave of comments, just want to say great work. top class indeed.

1 Mellowcane 2018-08-10

Why is it linked to start 41 minutes in?

1 porsalin 2018-08-10

Aah fuck. Must have copied at current time.

1 Mellowcane 2018-08-10

Well congratulations, you created a cinematic masterpiece that will be adored by this sub for years... and your autism will never let you forget that you fucked up the release.

1 porsalin 2018-08-10

This has actually ruined everything

1 brmlb 2018-08-10

I can’t wait to watch this, but in the future - get these posts out on a Tuesday or Wednesday, a lot of people don’t check the sub on Fridays, Saturdays.

1 porsalin 2018-08-10

Its mostly by happenstance that it's up on a Friday - just so happened to finish it then.

1 thrillated 2018-08-10

As always /u/porsalin is killin' it for us on the sub

1 Literal_Luke 2018-08-10

Why did you start it 41 minutes in?

This thing should be appreciated from the start.

1 Darbyogillandchill 2018-08-10

The last documentary that I watched was about cannibal child soldiers in Liberia, this was much more tragic

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-08-10

I forgot how hot Mel B is

1 Drunk_Toddler 2018-08-10