I don’t want to be the guy who spoils all the fun, but the reason Jim missed work today is because he ordered some spaghetti last night and the SCUMBAG waiter failed to let him know it was prepared with cooking sherry.
212 2018-08-02 by gunstore
He needs our support
26 comments
1 literalotherkin 2018-08-02
OK I'll give him this much: At least he kind of sent up that one aspect of his panoply of faggotry when he made the Chip character always get zooted off of rum raisin ice cream.
1 sexylarrytate 2018-08-02
You forgot to mention he is also a drummer for the Who
1 Hot_Cosby_ 2018-08-02
I thought he was getting his tits cool sculpted.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-08-02
No one in New York has used cooking sherry in pasta since the 70s you classless boob.
1 JPP132 2018-08-02
The 70s? So AntH uses it all the time then.
1 TheElDan 2018-08-02
He calls every waitress Flo or Alice ha HAAAA
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-08-02
Which must be fun when that sad sack goes to the Cheesecake Factory twice a year.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-08-02
HO LEE SHIT
1 lazyblogger914 2018-08-02
was it thrown on the wall?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-08-02
Oh Jam Nordan, will you ever win?
1 paulallens 2018-08-02
Just goin' to the Jam and eaten' bettah
1 jtormeyx 2018-08-02
Mad Jim is going to write a letter to the FDA.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-02
Cooking Sherry? Are you sure it wasn't Chicken Cacciatore, or Steak Diane, or some other dish that hasn't been eaten since 1981?
1 gunstore 2018-08-02
Listen, this is according to Jim. Ask him.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-02
According to Jim is funnier than anything Jim or Anthony are doing at this point.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-08-02
Cooking Sherry? Are you sure it wasn't like cooking Tracey or cooking Elizabeth or sumthin'? Tss.
1 corystereo 2018-08-02
I had steak Diane just last night at Cheesecake Factory. :(
It was delicious.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-08-02
I call my toilet the cheesecake factory.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-08-02
Cheesecake Factory is just different flavors of rendered pig fat formed into food shapes. So a little overpriced, but good
1 fartpoop22 2018-08-02
cheesecake factory is for fat white trash thinking they're fancy
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-08-02
Well at least we normal patrons can get 2 meals out of our tray-sized portions.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-08-02
True. Still probably the best of the chain restaurant feedbags though.
1 taylornafasi 2018-08-02
Steak Diane?! I barely know her! ooohhhbooooyeee
1 the_opester 2018-08-02
They motherfucked him again.
Sponsor called, get that ass to a meeting.
1 TheSeaDevil 2018-08-02
The waiter didn't present his meal in the fashion a man of his celebrity should have it presented. Much like that one time, that SCUMBAG intern did with his scrambled eggs and mustard. MOTHERFUCKERS ARE OUT TO GET HIM!
1 JerkyJimmy 2018-08-02
"Is that water? Can't do it. Sorry, it has two parts hydrogen in it which contains sugar alcohols and I'm 59 years sober, so..."
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-08-02
“You can make food with beer ya know?”
-Diana Orbani, alchemist