This Spic Is A Chef?

11  2018-07-30 by tunisianknifer

29 comments

I'm stoned and that looks mighty tasty.

Opie’s taste in music

Yea and he’s killin’ it!

Ill be making homemade egg mcmuffins next week after watching this a few days ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXT62DvsOB4

the rest of the shit can fuck off.

He was eating alone but bought 2 drinks to give the illusion he was with someone so it didn't look so sad and lonely.

I bet he did the fat guy trick where you pull out a piece of paper and read off the order as if your ordering for multiple people and couldn't remember all the orders.

I do that but only when I'm ordering kiddie things like sugar cookies

Basically the trick most of us in the reddit and 98% of the remaining Opie, Anthony, Jimmy and Sam fans do?

I checked his tweets and this bearded faggot actually gave himself a hashtag and essentially calls any meal he or anyone else eats "ruizing". Goddamn he is a fucking tool. No wonder he and Opie get along so well. Not only are they both unfunny douches but they are also full of themselves and have no self awareness about what clowns they are.

I hope he has a grease fire accident

Except in his case, it would be a greaser fire accident. ^.^

McDonald's breakfast is great.

That is a lot of fucking OJ though, and they use that terrible shit from concentrate.

its fantastic value, especially when youre hemorrhaging cash on divorce lawyers 80s west germany auto parts and mobile home winterizing

OJ was a political prisoner. How can you steal something that belongs to you?

He also murdered his wife and a waiter savagely but who's counting?

An old man in Delaware.

Lies

He likes reviewing 'everyman' fast food. Looks tasty as fuck though.

I guess Carl is putting the 23lbs that he lost since the divorce back on.

His kids weigh more then that surely.

His ex-wife's kids seem to be normal weight. They were three years old when Carl the Cuck married their mother and raised another man's kids, only to be robbed of everything and his dog less than a decade later.

Nigger breakfast

No, hes a fry cook.

I used to get 2 mcgriddles in the mornings and then I realized I was usually pretty full after 1. Fucking fat glutton.

Shortly thereafter he clogged their toilet with a enormous ruiz.

Carl is an infuriating sack of shit.

Nice 4500 calorie breakfast by the way, fat asshole. Is raisin bran and black coffee too much to ask from this bombastic raft nigger?

Its about 2,000 calories

Now he’s suckering up to Bob Kelly?!

Nuggies for breakfast, because two sandwiches and 5 gallons of sugardrink aren't enough.

Let’s keep this budget white trash food fest going. Each meal is closer to his inevitable heart attack and subsequent death

its fantastic value, especially when youre hemorrhaging cash on divorce lawyers 80s west germany auto parts and mobile home winterizing

OJ was a political prisoner. How can you steal something that belongs to you?

I hope he has a grease fire accident