Seriously, is there any possible reason for this facial expression other than “I paid good money for these teeth and I’m gonna show them off!?”

55  2018-07-30 by pashow84

29 comments

1  dammitjenkins20cars 2018-07-30

MFW I've been penetrated by a tranny

1  shimshammcgraw 2018-07-30

That's his "salient point" face.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-07-30

His whole famous "celebrity" millionaire life has been making up for the time he was repulsive to people (especially teen girls) with his cystic acne, male pattern baldness, and rotted teeth from bad diet and Accutane.

1  namidya 2018-07-30

A screenshot of his OJ video would've been a cooler cover.

1  butts_mckinley 2018-07-30

Howard stern is definitrly more notorious than anthony "i swear shes 18" khumiya

1  shotgun_facelift7 2018-07-30

he had his acne scars photoshopped out like a high school picture.

1  MonsterSteve 2018-07-30

Besides the dentures, my favorite part is how his eyebrows and facial hair are gray and black but his hair is a perfect shade of soy sauce brown.

1  cumiaskeleton 2018-07-30

What's the deal with him constantly promoting his own mugshot, him behind bars, etc.? Is it supposed to be creative or something? Yeah, let's put you in a jail cell in an orange jumpsuit on your entire life's biography!

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-07-30

"I've been told I'm sexy for beating the shit out of a 90 pound, mentally ill girl and putting her in the hospital with a broken rib."

1  DamonTyler 2018-07-30

a book about his radio career. whu wouldn't his front cover be a shitty reference to a domestic assault that happened long after his firing and blacklisting from the business.

that totally makes sense

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-07-30

Street cred.

1  fawwkyeah 2018-07-30

Niggers think being a criminal is cool

1  Jaded_Dragon_2018 2018-07-30

There is a permanent suspension of belief if Nana thinks that’s what he really looks like or he’s the most notorious shock jock.

1  Kalikhead 2018-07-30

Bubba the Love Sponge is more famous than Anthony Cumia at this point because he filmed Hulk Hogan banging his wife.

1  ShakingSquirrels 2018-07-30

Nana would love nothing more than to be railroaded by Tyrone during a stay in a federal penitentiary.

1  RapistWithAIDS 2018-07-30

Watch his first red eye appearance from 2014 after he got fired when they had him on to discuss the situation

He had just had his teeth done and was mugging hard at the camera to show them off, tried to say everything through a forced tight grin with his upper lip peeling back

1  throwawaymanthrows 2018-07-30

That might the most photoshopped picture of all time.

1  TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-07-30

Individually placed pixels.

1  RacistPigeon 2018-07-30

That’s a “cocks not quite hard but gonna try fucking Sue anyway” face

1  RapistWithHIV 2018-07-30

At least his acne cleared up in time for this shoot.

1  Clamdilicus 2018-07-30

Looks like he stole Ro's teeth. She didnt need them anymore.

1  Phkna1 2018-07-30

"I will bite your daughter, fucker!"

1  GaryColeman69_69 2018-07-30

He looks like Rosie O'donnel in Riding the Bus with my Sister

https://imgur.com/a/WirU72m

1  1v1crown 2018-07-30

What I don't get is why didn't he just pay a good photographer to take a picture of him in a cell? It would looked real... instead of this obviously photoshopped crap...

1  dom6502 2018-07-30

Cue the Peewee Herman growl sound clip

1  Kalikhead 2018-07-30

But Pee Wee made a better come back than Ant.

1  Literal_Luke 2018-07-30

"...AND RISE AGAIN"

Um, what?

1  BlackManMoan 2018-07-30

Can we all take a second to realize that "permanently suspended" means "banned"?

1  winkleham 2018-07-30

It looks like Regis Philbin's mouth.

1  individual02 2018-07-30

Ant spitting bars on sway