Yessssss the belt loop hat!

What are those faces?

you know Opie just rambles on about sirius and howard and Carl is like a teenager with his father. Shut up, dad!!!

Opie just rambles

Carl sucks but can't blame him in this. GITMO must sound nicer this time of year. Imagine cruising with Opie without an escape.

Of course Carl is an asshole who drives with headphones on. Its impressive that he gives me a new reason to hate him nearly everytime dude shows up.

And no seatbelt! This man is living on the edge!!!

He's not trying to be cool. He's trying to ensure a quick death by windshield when he drives into a bridge abutment.

I think his wife got the seat belt.

it's a VW fox, chances of the radio/speakers actually working are 0.

How else is he going to survive a car ride with Opie?

I hope it happens soon, then Tits' podcast will be sunk, as he has no coat-tails to ride other than a shit comedian and a failed comedian.

I wish u/killakuhn was driving them to Best Buy.

Or from Wal-Mart

Me: I offered ta sit down wid Howard in private, behind the scenes up near the 8th wall..he just fawkin’ refused. But dats on him dude. I’m movin’ on.

ClubSodaCuban ’It's the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin' that body. Got every man in here wishin'

It's still so odd that, in the end, the only person from the old show who still talks to Opie is the guy who used to bring food into the studio.

Spic Bobo

Is 71mph supposed to be fast or something? Those cars can do well over a 100.

It’s weighed down a bit with all those hats, tits and a 54 year old angry toddler.

It's a hunk of shit - the average speed on the turnpike in south jersey is well over 80

Nice dingy headliner, stupid.

The waterhead daughter projectile vomits a lot.

Looks like he’s already picked out the frying pan.

Godamn he ain’t even wearing earbuds.. dude has noise canceling, over the ear headphones on.. that would be humiliating to be in a car with one other person and them have huge headphones on.

Carl is insulting Opie by tuning him out, Opie is insulting Carl by making him his chauffeur.

I could see Opie saying "dats da biiittt, Carl said it'd be funny to have giant headphones on while driving..."

Now that's an Anthony Mike Tyson chin if I ever saw one.

So carl is doing this shitty podcast off his back as a favor and yet he still has to somehow play driver for the last no talent Cunt.

Those are noise cancelling headphones from Bose.

No one has ever enjoyed a ride home from Philly you lying cunt.

Nice early 90s VW shitbox, stupid.

On the next episode of 'Sad cunts hanging out, doing nothing'.

It’s called Opie Radio.

I’m so happy the belt loop hat didn’t disappear.

Opie's hat is engaging. It's like a pair of khakis for his head

Pull up that pic and just zoom in on Carl’s mouth. Even just a small fraction of his face is completely disgusting and enraging.

all successful radio shock jocks drive to their live gigs right?

“...any faster and we would’ve left the motor on the New Jersey turnpike!”

Fucks sake. Tits’ streak continues of being almost unbelievably incompetent. Is he trying to say ‘engine’? Like, the joke is the car is so shitty the engine would fall out? Because the word ‘motor’ is the wrong word. No one says “this car has a 250 horsepower motor”.

Also, it pisses me off that he says “New Jersey turnpike” when my Ohioan grandma would say “Jersey turnpike”... and then he caps the zinger with a cunting exclamation point. Opie is far and away the single most oblivious idiot of our time