When did Jim become so overtly feminine? Even after he lost the weight he still carried himself like a man, but something happened in the last couple years where he's really fem'ed up. Did he just reach an age where he can't keep up the front and his real personality came to the fore?
The final straw was when he basically came out of the closet when he was dating Thor. There was no coming back from that. Same thing happened with Anthony and Sue and now he has straight up gay voice after 2 drinks.
The whole Anthony and Sue thing is still more gay than the Norton thing. Since weve all seen Sues micro penis, there was no penetrating Anthony going on. That means that Anthony fucked Sue. And if youre with a tranny, and not getting fucked - what are you even doing? If you wanna fuck a guy who looks like a woman, just fuck a woman. Right? Right? I..I..I. I mean.. is this thing even on? toktoktok
I was listening to another podcast where two comedians were talking about who would be the uglier woman, and one of them mentioned Norton as a throwaway line as the type of guy that would go for him
I've been wondering if his entire personality is made up. For instance, he used to always talk about banging prostitutes without a condom.
Umm, who DOES that? Sure, there are plenty of dudes that want to raw dog it, but I can't imagine that any prostitute would allow that, no matter how much money he pays extra.
Which leads me to think that he made up all the stories.
Remember the Jim Norton old tape roast? Patrice had this great exposing line saying Jimmy isn’t acting in that tape, he’s acting now (angry Jim at the time of that episode).
He was putting on the act of being edgy angry Jimmy because it’s what got the most laughs. But that’s not Jimmy.
Today is the real Jim Norton, a spineless worm who acquiesces to anyone who gives him attention.
It’s pathetic and insulting to real Jim Norton fans who loved what he was pretending to be.
I know this title is a joke (or is it?), but the bitches who do this never say "fat friend".
They always phrase it as "I have someone I'd like to introduce you to," and you only find out they're fat when you meet them, but of course the people who introduced you are standing right there so you can't just walk away; thus, you have to endure the humiliation of being on a date with a fat, ugly chick while on the inside you're seething.
And then at the end of the night, driving home by yourself, you have an epiphany: ISIS is really onto something in the way they treat their women.
What is ur problem????? U really like fat shaming don’t u.....u really need to focus on urself 👩🏾💼 and becoming a better person I think 🤔 maybe people will start to like u and not be disturbed by u..... 💕👩🏼
the worst part here is that Kelsey was playing him all along. I dont even blame Jim here. He saw the slim chance for hot pussy, even in his line of work, a person who understands him, his struggles. maybe could even appreciate his sense of humor, his career. and she played him like the fool he his. that every man is.
this picture shows it. jim, with real emotion , self doubt, but hope. hope for a normal life. and for kelsey its just a SEO optimized video with a comedian slightly more famous than her.
hes a fifty year old sexually confused man, clinging to the hope that there is real love for him out there, while he chooses to look like a pedophilic dirty potatoe with a blue shirt on. i cant hate someone who displays this level of dillusion.
The funny part is that he could've fucked her. He just had no game. Ask any girl who's been to a man's hotel room, they understand that there's a decent chance he'll make a pass at her.
Louis CK took a lot of shit for whipping his dick out, but I think I understand why he was in the habit of doing that:
He's on the road all the time and he doesn't have enough bandwidth to spend two or three hours trying to 'warm up' to someone he's trying to fuck.
So he just whips his dick out, probably figures that some girls will get the hint, and the rest will leave. He never assaulted anyone.
Photographers are infamous for this; if you read about xxx you can see he has the same modus operandi. Basically, "come to my studio, I'll whip my dick out, if you want to fuck, great, otherwise: go away."
"I'm not sure how he maneuvered me over to the couch, but at some point he strongly suggested I touch his terrifying penis … He was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn't want to be the killjoy in the room," she wrote. "My new fake friends would've been bummed if I'd said no. I must have said something about finals, because he told me, 'If you make me come, you get an A.' So I did! Pretty fast, I might add. All over my left hand. His assistant handed me a towel."
"I'm not sure how he maneuvered me over to the couch, but at some point he strongly suggested I touch his terrifying penis … He was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn't want to be the killjoy in the room," she wrote. "My new fake friends would've been bummed if I'd said no. I must have said something about finals, because he told me, 'If you make me come, you get an A.' So I did! Pretty fast, I might add. All over my left hand. His assistant handed me a towel."
Notice how the woman took absolutely NO responsibility for what happened. He just cast a spell and she was sucking his dick.
He kinda looks like an arm amputee in this pic. He lost it in a big huge dick explosion. He blocked most of the blast with his mouth and asshole, but his little arm just couldn't hold it, it blew off so now he let's girls put make up on him to remind himself that he's a total faggot.
53 comments
1 Mexijesus 2018-07-25
Jim Norton is so fucking repulsive I hate him a lot.
1 late_50s_why 2018-07-25
but le female penis LUL
1 JustPooch 2018-07-25
Nu-male Norton.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-07-25
Bull dyke with her lipstick lover.
1 thrillated 2018-07-25
"Is she good looking?"
"She has a great personality, Jim."
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
http://i.imgur.com/T5iwkjg.jpg
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-07-25
“How Big is his hog?”
1 KenFrezno 2018-07-25
Hahaha dicks she has a dick get it??
1 jaws3d 2018-07-25
But girls don't have......oh shit!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-25
well i never
1 Jungies 2018-07-25
I'm pretty sure you have.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-25
prank caller prank caller
1 late_50s_why 2018-07-25
but i le suck it LULZ
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-07-25
When did Jim become so overtly feminine? Even after he lost the weight he still carried himself like a man, but something happened in the last couple years where he's really fem'ed up. Did he just reach an age where he can't keep up the front and his real personality came to the fore?
1 TheRealHuskies 2018-07-25
The final straw was when he basically came out of the closet when he was dating Thor. There was no coming back from that. Same thing happened with Anthony and Sue and now he has straight up gay voice after 2 drinks.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
The whole Anthony and Sue thing is still more gay than the Norton thing. Since weve all seen Sues micro penis, there was no penetrating Anthony going on. That means that Anthony fucked Sue. And if youre with a tranny, and not getting fucked - what are you even doing? If you wanna fuck a guy who looks like a woman, just fuck a woman. Right? Right? I..I..I. I mean.. is this thing even on? toktoktok
1 joeythew 2018-07-25
Gay.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-07-25
After years of Uncle Paul, pedo and tranny jokes, I find this overt feminine version of Jim to be the creepiest of all. I’m repulsed by it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-25
Probably stems from the fact that he's a flagrant homosexual.
1 deathbunny32 2018-07-25
I was listening to another podcast where two comedians were talking about who would be the uglier woman, and one of them mentioned Norton as a throwaway line as the type of guy that would go for him
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-25
I've been wondering if his entire personality is made up. For instance, he used to always talk about banging prostitutes without a condom.
Umm, who DOES that? Sure, there are plenty of dudes that want to raw dog it, but I can't imagine that any prostitute would allow that, no matter how much money he pays extra.
Which leads me to think that he made up all the stories.
1 TeflonDon3000 2018-07-25
Remember the Jim Norton old tape roast? Patrice had this great exposing line saying Jimmy isn’t acting in that tape, he’s acting now (angry Jim at the time of that episode).
He was putting on the act of being edgy angry Jimmy because it’s what got the most laughs. But that’s not Jimmy.
Today is the real Jim Norton, a spineless worm who acquiesces to anyone who gives him attention.
It’s pathetic and insulting to real Jim Norton fans who loved what he was pretending to be.
1 corystereo 2018-07-25
I know this title is a joke (or is it?), but the bitches who do this never say "fat friend".
They always phrase it as "I have someone I'd like to introduce you to," and you only find out they're fat when you meet them, but of course the people who introduced you are standing right there so you can't just walk away; thus, you have to endure the humiliation of being on a date with a fat, ugly chick while on the inside you're seething.
And then at the end of the night, driving home by yourself, you have an epiphany: ISIS is really onto something in the way they treat their women.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-25
big girls need love too
1 DanishJimmy 2018-07-25
They work x2 harder
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-25
because keeping an erection is twice as hard
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-07-25
No they don't there fat and lazy.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-25
Fat girls are great, they have big boobies
1 sams_seed 2018-07-25
Doesn't count when everything else is big too
1 DanishJimmy 2018-07-25
Use some flour
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-25
What is ur problem????? U really like fat shaming don’t u.....u really need to focus on urself 👩🏾💼 and becoming a better person I think 🤔 maybe people will start to like u and not be disturbed by u..... 💕👩🏼
1 sams_seed 2018-07-25
I wish i could be as well-liked as u..... 👸💥🌴🌴🍤🔎
1 SaraLinn 2018-07-25
Oh How Cute 🙃 Thanks 🌻🍒🌼
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-25
I agree with Sara for once (because I'm fat).
1 joeythew 2018-07-25
Who let the 13 year old girl in here.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-07-25
Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff.
1 db111 2018-07-25
Never ask what they look like. Just blatantly ask how much they weigh. If she's overweight, the offended matchmaker will cancel everything.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-25
Big girls will take it in the ass.
1 SunBurnCruton_11 2018-07-25
God Jim Norton is disgusting.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
the worst part here is that Kelsey was playing him all along. I dont even blame Jim here. He saw the slim chance for hot pussy, even in his line of work, a person who understands him, his struggles. maybe could even appreciate his sense of humor, his career. and she played him like the fool he his. that every man is.
this picture shows it. jim, with real emotion , self doubt, but hope. hope for a normal life. and for kelsey its just a SEO optimized video with a comedian slightly more famous than her.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-25
I wouldn't play Make Up with a woman for guaranteed pussy. I wouldn't play Make Up for $10,000,000,000. My dignity is worth more than that.
Jim is a cum licking queer with no honor.
1 db111 2018-07-25
Take a look at Jim and remember that any woman over 30 is a genuine problem for him. Forget 40
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
hes a fifty year old sexually confused man, clinging to the hope that there is real love for him out there, while he chooses to look like a pedophilic dirty potatoe with a blue shirt on. i cant hate someone who displays this level of dillusion.
1 Mexijesus 2018-07-25
Nice e on potato, stupid.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
yeah its called british english you dumb nigger
1 Mexijesus 2018-07-25
There's never an e you stupid fuck.
1 boringoneliner 2018-07-25
well youre right. i shall delete my account then.
1 Mexijesus 2018-07-25
Nice capital letters and apostrophe, stupid.
1 [deleted] 2018-07-25
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1 Jungies 2018-07-25
...and that look is why she called him "Splits"
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-25
not even her fat friend, her mom's fat friend.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-25
The funny part is that he could've fucked her. He just had no game. Ask any girl who's been to a man's hotel room, they understand that there's a decent chance he'll make a pass at her.
Louis CK took a lot of shit for whipping his dick out, but I think I understand why he was in the habit of doing that:
He's on the road all the time and he doesn't have enough bandwidth to spend two or three hours trying to 'warm up' to someone he's trying to fuck.
So he just whips his dick out, probably figures that some girls will get the hint, and the rest will leave. He never assaulted anyone.
Photographers are infamous for this; if you read about xxx you can see he has the same modus operandi. Basically, "come to my studio, I'll whip my dick out, if you want to fuck, great, otherwise: go away."
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/terry-richardson-sexual-allegations-list-abuse-assault-fashion-photographer-models-a8022001.html
"I'm not sure how he maneuvered me over to the couch, but at some point he strongly suggested I touch his terrifying penis … He was so darn friendly and happy about it all, and his assistants were so stoked on it as well, that I didn't want to be the killjoy in the room," she wrote. "My new fake friends would've been bummed if I'd said no. I must have said something about finals, because he told me, 'If you make me come, you get an A.' So I did! Pretty fast, I might add. All over my left hand. His assistant handed me a towel."
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-07-25
Notice how the woman took absolutely NO responsibility for what happened. He just cast a spell and she was sucking his dick.
Women disgust me.
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1 CheeseSocks 2018-07-25
Jim beta norton
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-25
what a queer look that is
1 danTHEdikc 2018-07-25
He kinda looks like an arm amputee in this pic. He lost it in a big huge dick explosion. He blocked most of the blast with his mouth and asshole, but his little arm just couldn't hold it, it blew off so now he let's girls put make up on him to remind himself that he's a total faggot.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-07-25
He’s a goblin.... and those aren’t even supposed to be real.... but there he is
1 Hooxx4442 2018-07-25
Id bet on her in a fight between those 2.
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