What did the fat cow say?

Be prepared to explain how you even know about Cumia without sounding like a weirdo.

Yeah you should try to explain this sub to her and watch he slowly realize you’re an insane person.

"So, a black with a fucked nose stole a Vizio..."

I really hate nazi racists and would never be one on the internet for fun

she wont bring it up but you'll ask her anyway

I'm confused. Did Landau's wife got offered 8 comped tickets?

She needs 8 seats for herself.

No not that fat piece of shit, another one

You automatically picture a female co-worker as a fat white lump too?

90% of women I've worked with have been piggies

why would a comedy club give away all the seats to a Dave Landau show?

Because at the last minute his wife couldn't make it.

Because they dont sell.

eight free tickets? They must be throwing them away.

Not really, that's just the number of seats necessary to accommodate OP's coworker.

Or Dave's wife couldn't make it, so they gave away her seats.

Why they giving his wife's space away?

was your husband proud of you for warning your Co worker?

I can't even imagine living in a country where "right wing" is unironically used as a generic insult at work. Doesn't that account for half the US population? How is that a "bad trait"? How do you know she isn't right wing herself?

OP is a faggot

Yeah bro, sick burnage. You so got him, you SO got him. You could have gone to the show and spoke your mind to Landau himself, of course. Why do that when you can just tattle to a fat woman. You told mommy about the mean man, good job. That's strong, that's strong, bravo bra-vo

If your going to make up stories they should at least be interesting.

I thought you said his wife ate free tickets and is free Willy

Is "co-worker" your euphemism for the other people waiting on line at the welfare office with you?

You planted the seeds of the rumor. Now let's watch the virus spread!!!