And all he has to show for it is a decent sized apartment, signed Ozzy posters, and an empty Chaterbate token account that was drained by a swingin’ dick Viking princess.
Ooooh I bet he really goes all out and has an extra couple of unsalted almonds and maybe a whole can of that fucking soup that heats itself for some reason.
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1 simbad_reb 2018-07-19
And all he has to show for it is a decent sized apartment, signed Ozzy posters, and an empty Chaterbate token account that was drained by a swingin’ dick Viking princess.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-07-19
thats Mr swingin dick Viking princess to you
1 simbad_reb 2018-07-19
I’m like Jimmy, a sweet eager boy!
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-19
Jimmy was voted "boy most likely to die alone in an AIDS hospice" you know!
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-07-19
Ooooh I bet he really goes all out and has an extra couple of unsalted almonds and maybe a whole can of that fucking soup that heats itself for some reason.
1 Kalikhead 2018-07-19
He did have a Boston crime donut this am that was served to him by topless men with balloons.
1 Slette 2018-07-19
He's puked that up by now
1 Always_Classy69 2018-07-19
Tss wut was the donut like robbin Fenway park or somethin?
1 Sod_Off_Shotgun 2018-07-19
Nice birthday, stupid
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-07-19
just another decade or so and he can die alone and unloved
1 corystereo 2018-07-19
Inshallah
1 Tbagjimmy 2018-07-19
Don't forget about his tendinitis that prohibits him from attaining any muscle mass
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-07-19
"I don't know if I would want kids man. "
1 brickfacecupboard 2018-07-19
How old was Fez when he came out? Will Jim break his record?
1 NashuaDan 2018-07-19
Eat a bullet, Jimmy.
No really, please kill yourself