I'm so glad this beta faggot is gonna die single. I bet he went home after that makeup playdate thinking the two of them had real "chemistry". What a loser.
Is this a bit now? Pretty vitriol for lil Jimmy, in all honesty the dude hasn’t really changed. Always been just a loveable little weirdo with some severe mental disabilities
a) is an astute assumption, but Norton is a phony in every aspect of his life & it annoys me when people fall for it. Anyone who actually believes he's some crazy mentally twisted chest shitting alcoholic is easily duped.
Middle Jim = Dryly delivered random pedophile and aids jokes + silly characters made me laugh while I was playing Halo.
Current Jim = Awful
Even at his best, Jimmy was only tolerable. Because for every 20 seconds of laughter I had, I had to listen to him talk about being an " alcoholic " for 30 minutes or listen to him whine about the " Babieeeees " for 30 minutes, or listen to him creepily talk about Women for 30 minutes.
And at the time, I was listening to isolated funny clips, I was listening to only the best of O&A. Now, in hindsight with everything presented, I can see Jimmy was a phony one trick pony.
Agreed, also almost if not all of his specials are awful, so "comedian" is debatable. If it wasn't for O&A, nobody would be going to his shows present day.
This guy has like a bazillion more dollars than me and I've never done this for a hot girl. I feel bad for him now more than anything. I wonder if he really liked her or if this was just a gag.
He liked her I guess. But when you just have sex with prostitutes and eventually have to interact with real people. You don't know how to make the move on women.
He probably figures he'll impress them and show them his collection of celebrity photos and give a detailed description of how he got each one. Or tell them endless stories of how many times he's met Ozzy. What young woman wouldn't want to sit and listen to all of that?
He never learned that once they friendzone you, you have to run. They will never fuck you, and they will end up carrying your balls in their pocket. Run, find pussy elsewhere. That ground is salted. Most men learn this lesson by age 20 at the latest.
I married a girl who friend zoned me. But that was after we hadn't seen each other for nine years, so it was almost like starting over from square one.
It's much worse than that. He's at that age where if he tries to come onto woman that young, they'll be horrified. It's one thing to be old enough to be her father, it's another to be closer in age to her grandfather than her dad.
I let a hot girl to put makeup on me. She took a pic then lol'd that she could blackmail me with it. I fucked her violently, recorded it then stole her phone on the way out.
I let a hot girl to put makeup on me. She took a pic then lol'd that she could blackmail me with it. I fucked her violently, recorded it then stole her phone on the way out.
If I were him I would dedicate about 14 hours a day looking in the mirror practicing to blink like a human. Maybe grow out some facial hair to hide the zero chin.
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1 corystereo 2018-07-19
I'm so glad this beta faggot is gonna die single. I bet he went home after that makeup playdate thinking the two of them had real "chemistry". What a loser.
1 JimandFred 2018-07-19
I also think he went home and fucked the shit out of his tempur pedic pillow.
1 Subliminal_Mind 2018-07-19
Is this a bit now? Pretty vitriol for lil Jimmy, in all honesty the dude hasn’t really changed. Always been just a loveable little weirdo with some severe mental disabilities
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-19
Leave my thread.
1 Subliminal_Mind 2018-07-19
I’ll go ahead and assume you are either just using this place as an outlet to say nigger or you donated to that dumbass cartoon
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-19
a) is an astute assumption, but Norton is a phony in every aspect of his life & it annoys me when people fall for it. Anyone who actually believes he's some crazy mentally twisted chest shitting alcoholic is easily duped.
1 Superbad415 2018-07-19
So just keep obsessing about it that’s not a mental illness in its own right.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-07-19
Got it: Jim Norton is a fag.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-19
Nice b), stupid
1 Opesterino 2018-07-19
he changed in the only way that mattered, he isnt funny.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-07-19
Early Jim = Awful
Middle Jim = Dryly delivered random pedophile and aids jokes + silly characters made me laugh while I was playing Halo.
Current Jim = Awful
Even at his best, Jimmy was only tolerable. Because for every 20 seconds of laughter I had, I had to listen to him talk about being an " alcoholic " for 30 minutes or listen to him whine about the " Babieeeees " for 30 minutes, or listen to him creepily talk about Women for 30 minutes.
And at the time, I was listening to isolated funny clips, I was listening to only the best of O&A. Now, in hindsight with everything presented, I can see Jimmy was a phony one trick pony.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-07-19
Agreed, also almost if not all of his specials are awful, so "comedian" is debatable. If it wasn't for O&A, nobody would be going to his shows present day.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-19
That's why other comics never say his jokes are funny, they say how brave his is for being so truthful (he isn't.) He's the male Hannah Gladsby
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-19
when did they say that
1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-07-19
There was a weeiirdd viibee... There definitely could've been something between us
Yuck
1 -Cerise- 2018-07-19
Not as sad as this faggot https://www.reddit.com//r/MGTOW/comments/7xxgfz/i_finally_have_a_story_of_my_own_i_turned_down_an/
1 redtheftauto 2018-07-19
Norton is like a middle school boy begging for affection
1 confidentTravis 2018-07-19
This guy has like a bazillion more dollars than me and I've never done this for a hot girl. I feel bad for him now more than anything. I wonder if he really liked her or if this was just a gag.
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-07-19
He liked her I guess. But when you just have sex with prostitutes and eventually have to interact with real people. You don't know how to make the move on women.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-19
They also tend to be concerned about touching a penis that had been dipped in STD soup.
1 ObsiArmyBest 2018-07-19
He's much older than her plus I'm sure he's not that fun to be around after the first hour of knowing him.
1 DaveNone 2018-07-19
He probably figures he'll impress them and show them his collection of celebrity photos and give a detailed description of how he got each one. Or tell them endless stories of how many times he's met Ozzy. What young woman wouldn't want to sit and listen to all of that?
1 TheElDan 2018-07-19
Jim: you ever heard’a Black Sabbath? Smoking hot chick: Yeah, I love that song I Am Iron Man! Jim: ....get the fuck out of my house.
1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-07-19
Could you imagine having his money and his NYC apartment? He should be getting chicks non stop!
1 ObsiArmyBest 2018-07-19
He's gay
1 RicketyChippa 2018-07-19
He didn’t do this because he wants to be with her he did this because he wants to wear makeup he is a gay man.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-07-19
why not both?
1 Psych555 2018-07-19
because she doesn't have a cock.
1 FurdTerguson88 2018-07-19
He is gay and faggot!
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-07-19
Even the hooker stories are exaggerated/fabricated to make him seem interesting, like the rest of his persona. He's just a boring old gay man
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-07-19
Yepperooni.
1 Phkna1 2018-07-19
He never learned that once they friendzone you, you have to run. They will never fuck you, and they will end up carrying your balls in their pocket. Run, find pussy elsewhere. That ground is salted. Most men learn this lesson by age 20 at the latest.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-07-19
I married a girl who friend zoned me. But that was after we hadn't seen each other for nine years, so it was almost like starting over from square one.
1 -Cerise- 2018-07-19
It's much worse than that. He's at that age where if he tries to come onto woman that young, they'll be horrified. It's one thing to be old enough to be her father, it's another to be closer in age to her grandfather than her dad.
1 Peckas1 2018-07-19
This man is approaching grandfather age.
1 VincentSports89 2018-07-19
You know he was rock hard at this moment.
1 399may 2018-07-19
I still can't beleive Jimmy did this
It's so cringe.
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2018-07-19
Nothing Norton can do short of having his ass plowed on camera would surprise me in the slightest anymore
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-07-19
His ass being plowed shouldn't surprise you at all.
1 tonyhotfingers 2018-07-19
What a zero chinned nothing
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-19
Way to use norton's persona while insulting him, stupid.
1 tonyhotfingers 2018-07-19
Yeah, obviously that’s his line. You’re fucking stupid.
1 all_copacetic 2018-07-19
He's like a big sister.
1 MawBTS1989 2018-07-19
Jim: You like Kane Holloway? But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
Kelsey: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person… like you…..I guess you could say I wanna bring out the Jim Norton in Kane Holloway.
Jim: But I'm ALL Jim Norton!
1 jamescaannigga 2018-07-19
Kelsey: You're more like a big sister
Jim: No im nooottt! Why does everybody keep saying that?!
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-07-19
Everything's coming up Norton!
1 ohmycawd 2018-07-19
He's a skinny, pasty baldie too. Looks like Jimmy could've had a chance at one point.
1 ppeachy 2018-07-19
I let a hot girl to put makeup on me. She took a pic then lol'd that she could blackmail me with it. I fucked her violently, recorded it then stole her phone on the way out.
1 Superbad415 2018-07-19
What an unbelievable story.
1 ppeachy 2018-07-19
Next time I'll talk about sucking nigger cock so you can relate
1 MLK-Junior 2018-07-19
If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.
1 Superbad415 2018-07-19
Good that’s more believable
1 -Cerise- 2018-07-19
oh no you dont u/ppeachy
1 KangolVos 2018-07-19
And then you fell on the tape? Funny, I know of a guy exactly like that.
1 Martillo_Valentine 2018-07-19
ThrillHo!
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-07-19
i’m not gunna act like i haven’t let a girl put make up on me. but i wasn’t 50 and it’s not photographed.
1 tifuforreal 2018-07-19
norton is the most degenerate motherfucker on this planet who doesn't larp as a communist
1 Nuwanda84 2018-07-19
Look at that disgust in her face.
1 bal0rd 2018-07-19
like a rainbow in the dark
1 Peckas1 2018-07-19
When there's Sue Lightning
1 Superbad415 2018-07-19
You know his cum will make me drown!
1 Reaktif 2018-07-19
The thumbnails in the upper right corner are hilarious. Jimmy is a pathetic old man. Big A has more game than him
1 paulallens 2018-07-19
If I were him I would dedicate about 14 hours a day looking in the mirror practicing to blink like a human. Maybe grow out some facial hair to hide the zero chin.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-07-19
Can oligochaeta grow hair though?
1 RichHeads 2018-07-19
you think this was hard for Jimmy? This half a fagg was edging the entire time there his pocket.
1 Ellenberg88 2018-07-19
He looks like that AIDS tranny in Dallas Buyers Club.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-07-19
the real story is jim doesn't want to fuck her and just wants to be pretty because hes a fag
1 LiberalPussy 2018-07-19
If Jim didn’t pay for hookers, he’d still be a virgin.
1 SGFTI 2018-07-19
I let a girl put make-up on me back in high school. I only ever got a handjob out of her.
More than this worm is gonna get.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-07-19
he will always be that little faggot with his boom box playing iron man outside a girls house. maybe she will think im an iron man too!
1 Hemorrhoid_Donut 2018-07-19
Beta orbiting friendzone ass faggot
1 Gibbinsly 2018-07-19
Absolutely horrific level cucking
1 -Cerise- 2018-07-19
I have no sympathy who do whatever a girl says. I hope she takes you for all you're willing to give
1 tonyhotfingers 2018-07-19
Yeah, obviously that’s his line. You’re fucking stupid.