fabulous

"Im giving you a nobel peace prize for this."- Guy who gives out nobel peace prizes

"you're going to get into heaven for this."-William Murderface's grandmother.

"I'd rather die than go to heaven."

Terrific. I like how it rhymes.

You are now officially the poet laureate of the sub. So get to writing some more poems. Do one about Norton's love of Tranny dick or Opie's lack of a sense of humor.

Not great, but I do like the picture you paint of Joe Cumia huffing children's shit. Would've liked that embellished a bit more. That, and the drinking of children spit.

2.5/5

or yknow what, lets call it 3/5

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For sale:

Baby spit,

Baby shit

Keep going, you're on a roll

Very Superior

From now on, anytime you criticize other people's attempts at humor, I'll here Mel Gibson's voice screaming on the phone: "How dare you!?!"

ME LAST LINE THAT I BUT IN WITH:

That's the fawkin bit!!!

silence in the room

See how I added that! I'm quick and in on the bit now. AND it rhymed! And it just came out so naturally to be honest witcha. Hold on we got snoway on the line go ahead snowway

Snoway from Mich: That was a really good one Opie the destroyer!

ME: Thanks brotherman

It sucks

I like it. There’s shades of William Carlos Williams in your craft. Keep writing!