I see that he decided to document his LA LensCrafters visit with a selfie.

I hope so. He's really in peak physical form in that picture.

Yes, he’s so woke. Claims to be an advocate for gays and trans because he uses them for 95% of his punchlines.

unlike his homie granthony cumio he didnt even pay for the boob jobs

Little known fact (because nobody watched it) little Jimmy actually used notorious transsexual Bailey Jay as a co-host in his Vice talk show. How progressive!

Because he wants to fuck her, like Bob Kelly and Ant.

her

*him

No anymore though. Bailey Jay looks like a middle aged Wisconsin dad now. Reached the end of the tranny shelf life. Just a fat dude with tits trying to milk the last remaining suckers with some Patreon grift

I see, well enjoy what's left of her good sir!

They should just pre-record years worth of cam-shows.

3 fags. Norton and Bobby have both admitted to sucking penises as children and we all know what really happened with Richard in the treefort.

And 100% of his orgasms

Remember when he got into an argument with Jeffrey Tambor when they were interviewing him for his show "Transparent" and Tambor said they were disrespecting trans issues and Jimmy thought his game winner argument to show how much he supports trans people was that he slept with them in the past?

This has always infuriated me. Defending trans people, in the context that you fetishize them and buy tranny hookers, is not really a progressive viewpoint. Having your entire comedy routine revolve around you being a bad boy cause you love "chicks with dicks" is insulting to transgender people. That's his entire routine, to get laughs out of him being so whacky that he seeks out these freaks.

How else will they generate an income, though?

Yeah, I’m a scummbag

95% of his sexual experiences as well

The same gay man said, just 4 minutes later, "stock prices aren't affected by what people say! Nobody is gonna stop eating Papa John's because of this guys opinion!"(in response to Papa John hilariously pointing out that Colonel Sanders said "nigger" regularly)

He is an even more queer and confused yimmy than he used to be.

Does PrEP addle your brain?

...on a phone call coaching how NOT to be racist in front of people, the guy couldn't even hold it in and lost his second job there.

Italians should probably be allowed to say it.

His name is John (((Schnatter)))

Hey, John Schnatter, what are ya doin'?

Makin' pizzas for inner-city niggers!

"stock prices aren't affected by what people say"

this something boardroom jimmy would have said. It is the most retarded financial opinion i've ever heard. Wtf happen to this geriatric queer

he's never been the brightest bulb, let's be honest. part of his charm was always the naive and nonsensical questions he'd ask.

I hate Papa John's - the sauce is just off - ruins it. And living in NY why would he even get the dreck of Dominoes and Papa Johns anyway.

Chip-ful-GAY

He's already eaten chik fil-A TWICE, ON AIR.

Fur da Sheow

idiota.

He's not woke, he's taking a granny nap and drooling on the plastic couch cover and burping up mustard. Fucking fag.

burping up mustard jizz with a sore butthole.

Fixed it.

This looks like the photo they would use inside the book jacket in the "About the Author" section of a book about living with HIV.

a little too wordy but I laughed

I struggled with the sentence structure.

a quick captioned meme woulda did the trick

I glanced over this comment and thought you were saying he looks like Arthur l, and I thought 'yeah, he kinda does.'

Ummmm sorry sweaty, all pop culture references on O&A must be at least 40 years old

Arthur debuted in the 70s, brah.

Arthur is too ethnic for this crowd.

Those shitty books don't count.

 

Only the TV show where Arthur has a likeable nose.

I wasn't aware of the TV show, but now I know what I'm doing this weekend!

lol wasnt he taking the HIV prep meds? everyone i see on those truvada commercials is a fayg or trans.

Or as a warning label on a cigarette pack.

Oh like for example Larry Kramer, the HIV+ author of Faggots?

What a faggot

He’s a fraud

Bald fraud.

”If I say this, Hollywood liberals will give me irrelevant parts in their terrible movies!”

Main reason he hasn’t attacked that Nanette abortion on Netflix

Ho-mo, Nanette!

And then get his part cut last minute.

Still gets to rub elbows w/ people more famous than him.

That's how these people measure people's worth. Levels of celebrity.

Oliver People's glasses are for smug faggots.

How many pairs do you own then? :P

We even go to the same barber, though I have a slightly better haircut.

I can’t believe that he said this

Some day very soon, Jim Norton is going to kill himself.

I believe that's Kirk sinnamin actually.

Jim and Sam run the least interesting opinion show. BE FUNNY

Why so vague? How many things do they even have a stance on other than being possibly racist?

He’s insufferable. Sam, Anthony and Opie were transparent about their political views. I’m not expecting a political discourse but Jim waffles on EVERYTHING depending on the caller.

Gay hairless Ron Bennington.

I used to fuck this butch dyke when her and her girlfriend were fighting and she loved Chik-Fil-A.

I called her out on it one day and she at least had the decency to acknowledge that she was a fatty before she was a """lesbian""" and wouldnt stop eating there. I kinda miss her(him now?) she knew how to suck a dick like a pro... Its always the butch acting ones that immediately know what to do with a cock in their hand

It looks as though you may have spelled "Chick-fil-A" incorrectly. No worries, it happens to the best of us!

Shut up bot, im trying to tell a story about fucking a fat mess with my internet friends

Please fuck your mother.

Why don't you go kick rocks pal

Same.

What a faggot. Sorry no hollywood gig is ever coming

If I didn't know Jim, I could be forgiven for thinking he was one of those aging fags who follows around antifa and drags them away after they've been K.O.ed by Chad Thunderfist. Put a long, black stringy wig on him and he looks pretty similar to AIDS Skrillex.

Yet he drinks Starbucks every day. What a racist faggot he is.

Actually he is a racist for drinking Starbucks, but for different reasons. He has stated on air (and in his Serious Jimmy tone of voice, so you know he wasn't joking) that the only reason he buys Starbucks is because he doesn't want to support the brown people who run convenience stores because he's convinced that those people funnel their profits into ISIS.

I don't buy Starbucks, I honestly don't. I would say so if I did.

That was fun Jimmy, he'd rant about shit he didn't give a fuck about but could work up some of that chubby tough guy Jim Norton patented venom. Savages and animals drove him to Starbucks because he didn't want to support Al Qaeda. Dumb then too but at least he was surprising and funny.

People literally text that exact sentiment from a device made by companies that have, essentially, African and Chinese slaves mining for precious minerals and compounds in the worst conditions for our precious smart devices so we can bitch and complain about the dumbest shit.

What a time to be alive!!!!!

These are great days we're living, bros.

Toddler Palate Sam was talking about wanting to eat Chick-fil-A in an airport food court, and Jim started muttering angrily about the company when the topic of being closed on Sunday came up. He called them a "dogshit company" and was on the verge of unleashing a ssssscumbag. I think this was a combination of Iconoclast Jimmy reacting to the Chick-fil-A's religious observances and SJW Jimmy crying about the founder's gay marriage stance. A toxic stew of Jimmy's worst.

More like a soupy drek

He's such a worthless piece of pandering junk these days I can't tell which quotes are real or which are made up anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHpQFF_Et4s

He thought he looked cute so he put his iPhone on portrait mode

Worse, it only works on the rear camera, so someone else had to take it for him.

This picture honestly disturbs me.

Every gay person I know eats there. Only a faggot wouldntZ

San Franciso Librarian

Jimmy has cranked up the faggot dial up to an 11 the last few weeks. He must've been tired of being only the 5th most (verbally) shitted on person on this board.

Cum dumpster.

He really is nauseating.

Ms doubtfire lookin ass

The chicken is fucking delicious. Hate all the gays you want.

Why are his ray bans photoshopped?

He def put on tinted tinted lip moisturizer or whatever the fuck it is called.

A few weeks ago my Sister refused to stop at Chik Fil-A for this reason.

The fact that everything in the world is made with slave labour in some way or another is completely fine to people, but if some chicken place doesn't want queers getting married, that's where the line in the sand has to be drawn.

Haha they don't understand how many people had to die just to dig up the minerals used in their iPhones.

Or how many little 3rd world kids will die mining the very small amount of precious minerals out of the used products.

I love getting lectures about slavery from people whose lives revolve around their favourite Apple products.

Nice edgy stance. Fucking faggot.

is this a real quote?

Turning into more of a caricature every day

Jim Norton: Social Justice Warrior

He's such a vain p.o.s. that even when he wears prescription glasses, he's gotta keep that pair of sunglasses on his head that ALL baldies keep up there to obfuscate the hairline.

The more we learn about our former heroes, the more disappointed we are.

He's such a vain p.o.s. that even when he wears prescription glasses, he's gotta keep that pair of sunglasses on his head (that ALL baldies keep up there) to obfuscate the balding.

The more we learn about our former heroes, the more they let us down.

(I still think it's hilarious how many people still believe this guy makes a million bucks a year @ SXM, and his Twitter followers aren't padded with SXM-sponsored bots.)

Yeah, years from now, I'll have to admit that I was a fan of a comedian who had fewer Twitter followers than I had thought previously. The shame!

Another literary gem by Anthony Justice Warrior TittyMtnhighway!

Take a bow, Titty. You've yet to disappoint us.

This is a picture of Jim Norton. He was once part of the Opie & Anthony show, however he is neither Opie nor Anthony.

Were you under the assumption that you lost your AJW status because we're talking about something else?

I don't care if we're talking about raping your dead mother, you'll always be an Anthony Justice Warrior.

But do share more of your personal observations, they're endlessly fascinating.

I don't care if we're talking about raping your dead mother, you'll always be an Anthony Justice Warrior on these grounds.

That's some really edgy stuff. You got rape, necrophilia, and a yo mama joke all in one line. You're almost as edgy as Little Nicky

Yeah, that's what I'm going for. Edginess. You got the whole world figured out, Anthony-lover.

OMG SARCASM IS SO HARD, I HOPE YOU DON'T USE IT ON ME AGAIN!

Good one*

*sarcasm

Chick-fil-A is superior chicken, though.

Meanwhile, this man won't even eat pretzels.

They could have been near beer! He’s an alcoholic

He eats shit and cum can't eat a tasty chicken sandwich? Sad pathetic man.

Good to see Chloe from Fight Club still around

I’m starting to think Jimmy may be gay.

He's pulling a bennington with the glasses. And this has got to be the gayest photo of this twink

If this is a selfie.thats pretty sad

wow, he actually said that? fuck, I'm so happy I don't listen anymore.

Has he tried the waffle fries? He might change his mind.

He looks like a warning label on a cigarette pack.

If they served egg whites and mustard, it would be a tough one, man.

That disgusting creep has a skin tag growing on his face

Not seen but he's wearing ankle-high socks and sandals.

It's ok Jim, I'll eat at Chick-fil-A for you.

What a fuckin faggot worrmy neutron is

I wish I didn’t know so much about this queer. The more you learn the more you hate the worm.

This idiot also said today that "copying art isn't a crime."

HA HA HOE LEE SHIT this worm doesn't know what "copyright" means. What a retarded waterhead dry drunk.

Is he actually boycotting them?

He looks like such a fag here.

Now THIS nigga is nana.

This gormless "gay uncle on the cusp of succumbing to disease" looking grandmother actually unironically gets angry and incredulous when twenty year old waitresses don't want to sit on his face.

Proud but too ashamed to come out the closet? I’ve contradictaory sentence stupid

Good cover up but I’m sure you minced words there

There you contradicting yourself again, like you’re not wasting your time plenty on this sub

a quick captioned meme woulda did the trick