Hamana hamana

Or world renowned

jizzboi bruce mother fucked him again

Oh cool cybills gonna be there

I THOUGHT SHE DIED OF ANAL CANCER. WTF?

Farrah Fawcet had the anal cancer.

I honestly hope Cybill lets loose on him. I'm sure she knows of some skeletons in his closet from the Moonlighting days.

Cant wait to not watch

Lil Rel is going to be there though!!!!

You was Die Hard my nigga

I saw dat sign u was wearin in dat movie.

What a fucking boring lineup

Ed Norton better curb stomp a nigger, I've never seen that motherfucker do anything funny.

Come on bro, did you not see Lil Rel Howery?

Who in Sam Hell is that?!

That unfunny jig that shoehorned his hacky Def Jam act in 'Get Out'.

Never saw it.

If you've ever seen an ordinary, b-level episode of the twilight zone, you've seen Get Out.

I have no idea

seriously, all I see are two names on this promo.

Don't you get excited for "and more?!"

I bet Cybil Shepherd will have some snarky choice words for Bruce.

will watch just for Dom Irrera

Jeff Ross ain’t bad either

Cybill Shepherd is the 2nd or 3rd most famous person on that guest list. Oof....

Oof indeed! You have oofed 61 time(s).

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Piece of shit bot. You're not welcome here

I agree, but 61 times? Ooof!

No Ashton Kootch?

LOL cause he fucked his wife you mean?

The roasting is starting early, alright!

hey bruce willis, you suck. Roasted.

YOU CAN SEE HIS GIANT DICKHEAD IN THE COLOR OF NIGHT WHILE SWIMMING WITH HALF A WHORE FACE JOAN MARCH.

Jeez, no need to insult the guy

Why does Jeff Ross always get invited to these? He is not funny. It's like he was grandfathered in to all roasts because he comes to these dressed "wacky and outrageous" and thats all people remember.

He writes the material for several of the non comedians and some of the comedians.

He's one of the best roasters alive, and he's been doing it forever. He shines even more in this shit lineup.

I hate people who say this about roasters. Why should we expect comedians not to be shitty, quick and make fun of people? These roast are also made in advance so having 4 months to make fun of someone doesn't show anything

Yeah? Well, your personal hygiene could improve! Boom, roasted.

There’s nothing more pathetic than a fucking roast with the fake contrived laughter and the ‘hey, we’re all having fun’ phony attitude they have. Go screw

WAIT WAIT WAIT, WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF ROSS????!?!?!11/!?

Hes funny dude come on.

Jeff Ross once told Patrice that he said he'd never do a CC roast, and then proceeded to call him a Sickle-Sellout.

He deserves to be there.

He's great. /u/mar3d is a faggot

What kind of fucking name is cybill shepperd

It's the hot skank from the Last Picture Show.

Never seen it

Mean.

I'd getter a better laugh watching the Gimp scene in pulp fiction then watching this watered down trash.

At least then you could beatoff

Dom Irrera's really fucking funny. or he was 25 years ago. i dunno

He'll use kid gloves with the celebrities (paychecks.)

He’s awful and he’s uncomfortable to look at now.

In the heydays of Comic Relief? You had Irerra, Paula Poundstone, Paul Rodriguiz, Robert Wuhl. The things that used to make me laugh.

some lady on Kill Tony said she works with special needs kids and two minutes later Dom described as some bitch that got bit by a retahd.

So he is still funny

Fuck yeah. Rogan was uncomfortable a couple times because of Irrera saying fucked up shit

Bruce Willis has a bad agent. He's an A lister doing some shit show on basic cable.

He's a world renowned cunt with no acting ability besides one character.

No agent can't fix that.

He's also a chickenhawk who fucked an adolescent Aaron Carter straight into self-destruction and drug addiction.

Wha? Never heard this rumor.

Yeah.

Well that settles it.

It all makes sense now

Fun Fact: Bruce Willis’ daughter is named “Rumer”, but interestingly the spelling of her name is neither “Rumor” nor “Rumour”.

She has a weird jaw.

she looks like a painted egg

Fun fact: any combination of letters that isn’t “Rumer” isn’t “Rumer”

Fun fact: any combination of letters that isn’t “Rumer” isn’t “Rumer”

Nice smart quotation marks, stupid.

I would appreciate an explanation or correction

Speaking of Rumor...

http://popdirt.com/bruce-willis-spends-big-bucks-on-aaron-carter/25149/

http://popdirt.com/bruce-willis-spends-big-bucks-on-aaron-carter/25149/

AC throwin that boi pucci

MORE LIKE A HUDSON HAWK, AMIRIGHT? THE FUCKING LIMO HAD FUCKING EMERGENCY FIRE SPRINKLERS IN IT, HAWK!!

I FUCKING HATED YOU IN THE LAST BOY SCOUT, FAM.

The Last Boy Scout rules. Such a needlessly misogynistic mini-masterpiece.

Hey now, he's got two characters. David Addison who doesn't curse and David Addison who does.

Yippee ki-yay mr. Falcon!

CC pays well

Mudda always said “don’t trust the plastic Jew Chippah”

If anyone watches the roast, see if this line gets stolen since it'll be better than anything else on the show.

Bruce willis' last movie was like watching Henry fonda pick blueberries.

who wouldn't want to watch Henry Fonda pick blueberries?

The Roasts haven't been good since CC took control over for the Friars.

I'm sure it will be very funny, organic and no weirdness at all.

I wonder if Bruce Willis will act above it all

I’m sure all these actors write their own jokes without any help

What the fuck is a 'Lil Rel Howery' and why is it at a Bruce Willis roast? And will someone please just shoot Dom Irrera? He's never been funny but he keeps getting shoved down our throats.

Every single joke is gonna be about his ugly daughters

Don’t forget Demi left him for a younger guy. We may hear about that once or twice.

There's no denying who the father is

Cybill Shepard...

I bet Kevin Smith’s fat pontificating ass won’t be invited.

I like Kevin sometimes, but he is 100% up his own ass in general. From the story he told, it really sounded like he did something first to make Bruce put him on the pay no mind list. That, or Bruce was upset about having to answer to an "indie" director. The director right after Kevin said Bruce was fantastic to work with and they had zero issues with him.

Kevin plays that "aw shucks" nice guy routine, but he comes off like a dick many times too.

Oof

Bruce Willis

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Edward Norton

It's a verified who's who of actors who don't get work anymore because they're so fucking difficult to work with on set.

YEAH THEY SHOULD ADD STUPID FUCKING MANDY PATINKIN AND THAT INSUFFERABLE PRICK FACE F. MURRAY ABRAHAM TO THE LIST.

I heard about the other 2 of course but Gordon-Levitt?

From what I've heard, weird Kevin Spacey aggressive gay shit. Spacey's such a great actor they kept giving him work, but JGL? Fuck off third rock from the sun douche.

I saw a featurette of the last batman by Nolan with Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman.
The interviewer asked what they thought of each actors : the two showered with praise each and every one of them. Then she asked about Gordon Levitt : they looked at each other and coughed slightly uncomfortably.
He must be a cunt.

The only way this would be interesting is if it was hosted by Kevin Smith.

Or Ralphie May. I'd watch that

WHO IN THE FUCK IS "JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT" AND WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BRUCE FUCKING WILLIS?

WHATCHOO TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?

No Anthony Cumia?

Lil Blinky Norton didnt get invited? Scuuuuumbags

Well you know, it’s a tough one. They want to get these big names so people will tune in, even though B-list comedians would actually give the better performance. I don’t know, I wish them the best of luck.

Say what you will, hes a hell of an entertainer. Return of Bruno?

No argument here

How do you know your career is over?

Comedy Central will let you know.

They spelled Jacob Gordon Lovitz wrong.

Well with that lineup, at least we don’t have to worry about it being funny. Come on God, give us back Giraldo. You could take Fatton and no one will complain.

That is a fucking pitiful line up there.

I bet Cybill Shepherd's set will be riveting

Dom finally got booked on TV? Oof. You know if the warm up guy is featuring it's going to suck nigger bananas.

He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!

Bruce Wilis notorious for his self-deprecating sense of humor and general easy going nature....

Bruce Willis? More like Bruce Won’tis!

I hate niggers.Roast z Toast.

I THOUGHT SHE DIED OF ANAL CANCER. WTF?

Jeez, no need to insult the guy

I honestly hope Cybill lets loose on him. I'm sure she knows of some skeletons in his closet from the Moonlighting days.

I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!

Fuck yeah. Rogan was uncomfortable a couple times because of Irrera saying fucked up shit

If you've ever seen an ordinary, b-level episode of the twilight zone, you've seen Get Out.