Typical Keith ..thousands on a new boat and the air conditioning breaks down

This dickheads new name is can’t get right

I was hoping this couple found dead from carbon monoxide poisoning in their boat at Fire Island were KTC and his wife.

Nope turns out it was a different dumb Long Island retired goombah cop taking his boat out in the Great South Sewage Dump.

https://nypost.com/2018/07/02/retired-fdny-firefighter-found-dead-in-boat/

I dont want to come across as a debbie downer but boats notoriously need a lot of maintenance

Bust Out Another Thousand

I wanna see the boat movie?? More like I want to see the boat sink.

You can only pay dominicans for so long to blow through their mouth to cool you down before the funds run low.

...And the first thing he does is ask strangers on twitter instead of doing any research.

The only reason he asks on Twitter instead of using Google is to get the service for free. Typical cockroaches

who wouldn't want to work for free for the kool compound media

Fred is trying to convince him to put in a fireplace instead.

Let's hope he's as persuasive as he is mouth tumor-ridden.

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Actually a smart play. The cumpound subscriber numbers are small but I could see one of them being an Italian American baby boomer AC repairman in Jersey. I dont begrudge Keith this.

The guy will likely be incompetent at his trade, but I could see someone showing up and tinkering with stuff in exchange for some bud lights with the Count

Anthony was just the dumb wop they hired to tape one section of ductwork to another. His biggest marketable skill was he is an undersized human being, and thus can crawl into small spaces.

He never had any real skills that would be need to repair an actual AHU.

His biggest marketable skill is his willingness to shit all over anything, be it Twitter, his podcast, or a spackle bucket.

that was before the hgh

he is an undersized human being, and thus can crawl into small spaces.

It's a real shame he wasn't born 10 years earlier. He would have made a decent tunnel rat in Vietnam and would have died a hero.

tunnel rat in Vietnam

Was thinking camel riding scout for the Byzentines

Whatever has a higher mortality rate.

I hope he gets Jaws to fix his fucking boat.

I hope somalian pirates raid the boat and hail ant as their new captain

And then hang him from a yardarm when Capt Ant tries to blow them

"Look at me, I'm the captain now."

"Anthony?"

I don't think Jaws would be able to fix the boat. In fact, I think he'd create new problems.

You know what, you’re right.

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fuck off nigger

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Ant would love that

THAT FAGGOT CAN KNOCK MY TIN KNOCKER ANYTIME, FAM.

About time that faggot said something mildly amusing.

Oh no. They have to go pay for hotel rooms at the Borgota because they cannot get comped ones! Maybe they were tired of Ant’s pissyboy antics of yelling at the dealers and having to scream into pillows when he loses. Or maybe he cannot afford the high roller tables and has to relegate himself to the 20 dollar tables and quarter slots.

The Borgota got too big for the show. sniff

Guess they Forgota bout him

Tss

The absolute worst thing about Ant is the spitting on the floor indoors. People who spit on the ground outside are disgusting enough. Spitting inside a casino is just so beyond uncivilized and barbaric. He’s an unruly manchild, I detest him, and I pray he dies soon.

I forgot about the spitting part.. ugh that is disgusting.. Since he doesn’t have a national radio show they don’t have to cater to his despicable behavior...

The amazing part of this is how he bragged about doing it as if he was some bad ass and not some piece of guinea Long Island trash.

Yeah man but those people who smoke at casino tables,they're the REAL problem.

That Ol Gag

The next tour yacht full of "savages" passing 10 feet in front of their garbage Atlantic City slip will have working air conditioning.

Ah yes, the ol face pockin, tin knockin moroccan

Don't say "for the win". It's gay.

It has been noted twice?

You sure seem like you're trying to go for the win.

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Who called it? Keith had to run his shitty AC unit nonstop all day because Tranpa was sleeping in underdeck until 1PM.

Mademoiselle Seed.

U/bams_seed

Anthony being bullied by black women yet again.

anybody else hoping there is not a single hotel room within 50 miles?

Yeah, Atlantic City is not known for having hotels anywhere

well, maybe it's popular with the white trash set this week

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But this could force Anthony to stay somewhere lower-brow on the boardwalk, and it becomes his new normal. I eagerly await his “The Tropicana isn’t bad!” Tweets.

Savage

Sounds like a clogged drain. Go below deck and pull the plug.

A retired NY/NJ cop with a boat? ADONBILIVIT

Nana: No more knocking tin, Billy Billy Batts: What? Nana: I said, no more climbing on the roofs, Billy. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, I didn't go up, didn't tell ya.

I cant imagine a more low tier activity than taking a shitty boat to atlantic city with a disgraced cop to bet few hundred dollars on blackjack tables.

Stupid 🐜 could have retired a multi millionaire to some chill Southern state and lived like a king in a true compound with white trash amenities. He’s gonna end up broke in an old people’s home with dementia in Upstate New York. Page Six will have a short blurb about him in couple of years. That’s the real endgame for Cumia

Oh man, must be hot, humid, and sticky on that boat.

Keith and Ant are taking an ice bath below-deck. Staring at each other from across a wacky Depression-Era washtub that was solely reserved for stupid dago-guinea-wops. Keith pours another glass of wine, emptying the bottle. Ant reaches over the tub and pulls the last Bud Light from its case.

A silence takes over the small boat, docked in dirty water next to an old factory that used to produce scarecrows: In fact, that was the reason the shipmates had docked there, pretending the scarecrows were friends and yelling, "Get out of our field, niggers!", to the empty, black water surrounding them. Alas. The good friends are alone.

Shipmates, friends, and lovers are all the same thing in the Navy, says Brother Joe. He is of course the dishonorably discharged Line Cook Second Class.

Anthony makes the first move. He humps all the ice off his pock-ridden body. His engorged phallus smacks an ice cube down Keith's throat. "Buuulackjack," yells Anthony. Keith is having none of it and bear-hugs Anthony's child-like/nana-like body and jams his mouth around Ant's Sicilian salami. Ant fucks Keith's mouth for 11.420 seconds until firing a bullet of spotty, low-T spunk into Keith's mouth.

The homosexuals hop out of the tub. Keith spits out Ant's baby-batter into a glass bowl, and looks up to see Ant putting on his clothes while tweeting out racial statistics. "Don't you want to watch me slurp up this hot batch?", Keith questions, somewhat hesitantly underneath a coy veneer.

Ant, now wearing his stupid shirts, asks incredulously, "No way. What am I, a queer?" Keith says, "I think so." Ant says, "Nuh-uh faggot." Then, using the hand-speed he had acquired gunning down ne'er-do-wells, Keith throws the bowl of jizz against the ship's port-side wall, and the hell-bound abominations watch together as the semen slowly snakes its way down the wall, out of an open porthole, and ultimately into the dirt from whence it cummed.

Ant grabs Keith's gun, yes, an actual gun and not a penis, and says, "Sorry." This, perhaps his first introspective thought, or perhaps an apology to his late father who always suspected his homosexuality, based on his son's limp-wristed behaviors and tendencies. Ant shakes and audibly sobs, but he won't be "Pissy-Eyes", not today.

Anthony, acting unthinkingly, like many of his people, pulls the trigger several times. As the bullet's fly into Keith's excess adipose tissue, Ant finally realizes he is a homosexual. He turns the gun into his mouth, hallucinates Opie saying, "Bullet To The Head is a fawkin' great song by Rage, brotherm-!" Before Ant allows Opie to finish this inane observation, he coats the ship with his dark crimson blood, typically found in men with Transylvanian ancestry.

420 feet away on a small wooden raft a small Chinaman named Knickers floats, and through his buckteeth says, "Oh man, must be hot, humid, and sticky on that boat," in perfect fucking English.

Came before so could finish it. Still, upvote.

They've been running that AC non-stop since they got there. That shits all froze up. And shiznit

Titanic laughs

He thinks that’s a “field”?

i would assume most who sub to CP media are failed and excommunicated tradesmen

Oh man I hope those guys are ok 👌!

Matt Iseman is really dumb if he thinks some guy who once installed duct work would make him qualified to fix something that had any technology behind it.

I see two boats,one is leaking,now I only see one boat.Next week, I see KTC has a new boat.AMAZING.