How is this visionary not a billionaire?! Please don't acknowledge his lack of forethought and awareness.

He’s not a billionaire because he stupidly left Vice at the wrong time.

He really is just hipster contrarian Ant.

Gavin perspires with inadequacy in many key areas.

At least he gets to lead an all male version of Nxivm

Ha. When you put it that way.

He may be dumb but even he knew to abandon Compound Media.

he didnt have a choice in leaving

Really?

When he saw the same pock faced mouth at the glory hole between Anthony's office and the bathroom, he had to leave.

With Vice, he did, with his ad agency years later, he didn’t. Things had been rocky at Vice for a few years between him and the new management and Smith, but he didn’t have to blow out of there when he did, and if he had any sense he would have read the tea leaves and at least compromised a little bit just to stick around only a few years for that payday, then he could have started his own, proper, media company and not gone the route he forced himself down.

I still mark up magazines and give people missing teeth but I don't post on Instagram about it thinking I'm "enhanced."

I used to jerk off to TV guide before internet porn

I think I blocked out like 90% of my life before the internet, those were truly some dark times.

I used to jerk off to fantasies of Pamela Anderson having sex with the Predator from Predator 2.

I was a strange little fellow.

Was predator from the original predator not ur type?

Inner-city Predator. Seems Corey wanted even his alien super soldiers with BBCs.

I used to jerk it to the chubby one from the Dixie Chicks.

This is as edgy as old school Perez Hilton, where he drew cum on peoples faces and got millions of hits for it.

Gavin leads a homosexual cult of far right lunatics.

Stop calling them far right, they aren't and that's why they're fags.

Ok, they are just gay, tooting on the trombone, taking a load though a hole in the pishadoo, professional cocksuckers, candy ass tattoo faggots.

If Gavin told them to tat cocks on their faces they would, and I might actually respect him if he does that to his flock of losers.

This should be on their wiki.

Yet everyone here is shitting themselves over those drawing of Anthony with trannies etc.

You guys make it so fucking easy to point out what dopes you are. Everything you call stupid is something that you do.

Shut up you faggot.

Your mother regrets to this day spitting you out her rancid cunt.

You did nothing but disappoint her, if you killed yourself and left your bong and used needles to her, she would praise god.

I couldn’t have asked for a better example of the high school levels of try-hard that typify this sub.

PM me your dick pics.

The difference being self awareness. The cringe in your post comes from thinking anyone here isn't aware of the corniness. It's funny posting tranny shit because it bothers you, stupid.

Those pictures were funny. It’s just jokes—maybe you’re taking this all too seriously. Plus, I’m only shitting myself because I have colitis and a drinking problem.

When was your last colonoscopy?

Last Christmas Eve.

How did it go?

Not great, to be perfectly honest with ya.

Sorry to hear.

Soccermom humor

You've gotta be married to get it.

UHURU

I like Gavin, but what's he doing?

People who downvoted you don't get the reference but I see what you did there brother.

this is so punk rock

Still better than Ants idea of fun.

Is this funny?

Gavin's wife is hideous.

Gavin seems like the type of dude who'd marry a four and then have half a dozen good looking mistresses on the side. Basically "slumming it" so she'll continue putting up with his shit.

"mistresses"

Or he’s an obnoxious cokehead that only a lonely gross pig would be willing to marry.

When Gavin had Sam Hyde on his show he claimed that "When you go down in race you can go up in looks," would hate to see what he went up from as his wife looks like Nathan Explosion

lmao Damn that lady so old she could be my grandmas grandma lol kek

One of these days that crazy bitch is gonna scalp his motherfucking ass and then what?

Oh gosh he's such an iconoclast

MY SIDES!

Magazines? Do conservatives live in the stone age?

Got eeeemmmmm!

What’s with the shaky handwriting? His coke guy must’ve been ten minutes late.

I think I blocked out like 90% of my life before the internet, those were truly some dark times.

I used to jerk off to fantasies of Pamela Anderson having sex with the Predator from Predator 2.

I was a strange little fellow.