Phoenix was even dumber than Depp. Depp at least attended high school before dropping out at 16. River Phoenix was functionally illiterate and innumerate having never received anything resembling an education: just a moronic flower child.
Yes, (((education))) is very important when your entire job is make believe. I too prefer Depp. He's so smart, and has done nothing but classic movies since Donnie Brasco.
It has to be some freaky 'lose 80 lbs for a role' thing.
Ozzy, while never looking like he's all there, is really looking his age now... (69?) An old man playing dress up... God Bless him though, he had a Hell of a run.
I like how he even he made return to serious acting in a gritty crime drama he still manages to look like a vampire in some Tim Burton adaptation of a Saturday morning cartoon.
Is this recent or old? As bad as this looks, it looked worse in the photos I saw last year when he was dressing this way AND packing 30 lbs more underneath.
51 comments
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-06-16
How fucked in the mind is Johnny Depp, he looks like dog shit
1 JusJusRagno 2018-06-16
Zoom in on hia stupid face.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-06-16
That’s straight up meth face
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-06-16
is that seriously johnny depp? wtf. he looks like he is turning into one of those pejoria kids.
1 Moowon 2018-06-16
One of those what?
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-06-16
Look it up
1 Moowon 2018-06-16
Lol. It's progeria.
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-06-16
So it is.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-16
Pejoria? You really are dumb
1 McGowan9 2018-06-16
It sounds like a town in Illinois.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-16
Its a type of latino
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-16
Amazing advice.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-16
Rich Vos will be in Lexington Kentucky September 6th 7th and 8th tickets are on sale right now at Eventful.com
1 crookedmile 2018-06-16
Heroin will fuck you up, regardless of wealth
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-06-16
This is "Tom Skerrit" disease that Ant used to talk about. Young looking all his life, then BAM old cunt
1 JoshFromMichigan 2018-06-16
It's ok, Sharon said he could.
1 Tranthydavisjr 2018-06-16
Mr. Depp has somehow made himself look more old than a guy 15 years his senior that used to snort ants.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-16
...I snorted broken glass!
No you didn’t, Artie.
1 porcupine_27 2018-06-16
Depp looks like he has 4 to 6 months before he's dead.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-06-16
How the fuck does Ozzy look healthier than Depp, goddamn
1 DryTeeth 2018-06-16
At least Ozzy didn't go the route of getting massive amounts on botox treatments & plastic surgery.
The puffy, smooth, expressionless faces look great on all of these +60 yr old celebrity zombies.
What else can you say about Johnny Depp - he looks terminally ill.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-06-16
Why does he look like Sloth from The Goonies?
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-16
*Butt pirate.
1 TangerineReam 2018-06-16
I hate the way he dresses. HATE IT.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-16
Stinks would disagree with you.
1 TangerineReam 2018-06-16
yeah but Stinks rage quit the sub, so fuck him
1 pm_me_ur_guinea_pigs 2018-06-16
Keith Richards skin g hist best he'll im9ression.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-06-16
There’s a universe where Depp OD’ed at The Viper Room and River Phoenix earned millions prancing around in funny costumes for Disney and Tim Burton.
1 McGowan9 2018-06-16
Phoenix was even dumber than Depp. Depp at least attended high school before dropping out at 16. River Phoenix was functionally illiterate and innumerate having never received anything resembling an education: just a moronic flower child.
1 GrossFinger 2018-06-16
Yes, (((education))) is very important when your entire job is make believe. I too prefer Depp. He's so smart, and has done nothing but classic movies since Donnie Brasco.
1 Kalikhead 2018-06-16
Yeah just look at Jimmy and Ant - they both dropped out of HS and see how good they have it now.
1 GrossFinger 2018-06-16
They're millionaires, stupid. Dumb enough to be actors, but still make do.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2018-06-16
Gregg "Opie" Hughes has a college degree.
1 Kalikhead 2018-06-16
Yes a Communications degree from Geneseo.. where I also went to college. We made fun of the Communications majors because it was the easiest major.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-06-16
Just two Comic Con fags.
1 GrossFinger 2018-06-16
According to net worth, Ozzy only has 20Ms more than Depp. We should nuke China and make American movies great again.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-16
He spent all the Pirates money. All of it. How do you even do that.
1 Jungies 2018-06-16
...have you seen Amber Heard?
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-06-16
No I heard her tssssss
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-16
WAIT NO I HEARD AMBER SAW
1 anitathequeef 2018-06-16
No Dignity For Old Junkies
1 deepdirt 2018-06-16
It has to be some freaky 'lose 80 lbs for a role' thing.
Ozzy, while never looking like he's all there, is really looking his age now... (69?) An old man playing dress up... God Bless him though, he had a Hell of a run.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-16
And here I thought big jay dressed like a faggot.
1 egates09 2018-06-16
why are these old men wearing eye shadow? very homosexual
1 egates09 2018-06-16
why are these old men wearing eye shadow? very homosexual and just downright disrespectful.
1 TheElDan 2018-06-16
Get a few more bandanas, loser.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-16
You think he won't?
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-06-16
I like how he even he made return to serious acting in a gritty crime drama he still manages to look like a vampire in some Tim Burton adaptation of a Saturday morning cartoon.
static3.uk.businessinsider.com/image/55facd1add0895e23d8b45df/johnny-depp-is-chillingly-good-as-boston-crime-lord-whitey-bulger.jpg
They probably slapped less makeup on Michael Dorn to portray Mr Worf.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-06-16
At least his shoes are plastic
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-06-16
Ozzy looking like the crazy mother out of Carrie with his soy sauce hairdo.
1 ustinkonice 2018-06-16
this goofball still does shit like this
https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3741910/amp/Photo-Johnny-Depp-s-ghastly-finger-cut-tip-fit-rage-wrote-blood-wall-Amber-Heard-affair-Billy-Bob-Thornton.html
1 chezzanator 2018-06-16
What a couple of fags
1 onemancrimespree 2018-06-16
Johnny Depp looks like George W. Bush in a gothic cosplay.
1 Literal_Luke 2018-06-16
Last I saw Depp, he was way heavier than this.
Is this recent or old? As bad as this looks, it looked worse in the photos I saw last year when he was dressing this way AND packing 30 lbs more underneath.
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-06-16
That’s straight up meth face
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-06-16
Look it up