Dave Smith: I'm very excited to announce that Lauren Ashley and I are expecting our first baby this December! She is the most incredible person that I have ever met and I'm so lucky to have her as the future mother of my child.

4  2018-06-08 by USA_America_USA

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She's gonna die in labor when the baby's giant chin gets stuck in her bitch canal.

She's gonna need a c-section and a ton of baby formula

Baby's gonna come out chinless as a muggg

Baby's gonna come out chippy as a mugggg

Is this for real? I thought she was dying of some disease that could only be cured with government funded research?

Congrats to them i guess. I wouldn't let that dude bust in me

I wouldn't let that dude bust in me

I don't believe this for a minute

Only the highest quality ex cons can be my baby daddies

He’s holding her sides

Only the highest quality ex cons can be my baby daddies