He is the most hateable person in the O&A universe bar none.

No fucking doubt.

He really is. Sometimes people like Sam push their way into the picture but this bald 60 year old faggot leech always comes back to claim the no. 1 spot sooner or later.

He’s Opie without a ship to steer.

Opie is Jesus Christ compared to Joe.

Judas Iscariot was doing some really fawked up things behind the scenes. sniff Trust me.

Not a single redeemable quality. Not one line, bit or act you could point to to play devil's advocate. Just over two decades of pure, unadulterated awfulness.

even Opie has said something funny before, even if it was by accident

that's the bit.

Yes?

...you know my dick size...plenty for me kids

fucking hell, he's not even trying to hide it anymore

I read the "plenty for me kids" line with an Irish accent.

I'm positive that's how it was meant, too.

I assumed it was a typo and he meant to say

"Plenty kids for me..!!"

Selfies is hard.

Making fun of somebody for having a "Bad Hair-Do" while being bald. What a giant faggot but NOT A PEDOPHILE

Something incredibly sad and gay about a man in his 50's taking selfies.

*60s

Even sadder when you realize that after taking the pic and without his glasses he had to hold the phone 5 inches from his face, squinting at the screen to see if he's managed to get himself in the shot.

Can see him with his sleeveless shirt and reading glasses on the end of his nose, playing the trombone with his cellphone while trying to mapquest the closest Golden Corral

And going on The Peoples Court, and not knowing basic capitalization, and free riding off a sibling for two decades, and hitting an ex-wife with a frying pan, and using the word “Lookie.”

But at least he’s not a pedophile.

LOOKIE LOOKIE, MISS COOKIE!

His adoration of Sons of Anarchy

THIS is an ugly man with a mediocre penis.

Some people say Joe Cumia is dumb

I used to refer to him as functionally retarded but honestly that feels too generous these days.

He's exhaustingly stupid.

The guy in the blue shirt facing the camera looks like, "Come the fuck on dude..."

The crowd isn't even there for these faggots. Everyone in the audience wants them to hurry up and get the fuck off the stage so the real talent can play.

They came because they like U2, not faggot 2U.
The fact that he cosplays such an enourmous boomer band and still plays empty parking lots is pathetic.

I guarantee there was a bigger band (local or otherwise) playing after this. Joe probably really thinks they were there for them.

I pray daily for this negro.

Save your prayers. They don’t have souls.

The Cumia brothers are as dumb as it gets. God bless these two mongoloids.

Did anyone ever like when this faggot called the show to plug his shitty bands and share his stupid opinions? I changed the station every time I heard, "Brother Joe is on the phone!"

he had the nerve to call in to ron and fez too, fucking awful

Him and that fat no toes having slob Fred From Brooklyn. Fucking parasites.

The black earl song gave him all the plugs he wanted from Ron.

Ron's love of that song (and of the Cumia brothers) is embarrassing.

“It wouldn’t be a show without a brother Joe plug.” Opie

Opie always sounded disgusted, I give him credit for that.

I'm now realizing he always had so much time to call in because he was at home using Ants money.

Lots of Arabs in that audience. Perhaps the Cumia brothers are operating a sleeper cell, and them being dunces is all a ruse.

Those Arabs are actually their relatives that were invited to see Joe play with his band

Lol, wtf?!?

Sub-par intelligence? Does this pedo fuck know we all watched him on TV?

you listen to O&A because you like "morning zoo radio"

that seems more like a shot at nana and gregg

Plenty kids for me! Joe is on the ol' spit prowl again.

He's the funniest person in the O&A universe, unintentionally of course.

Joe was banished to obscurity the second he fell out of the cunt. However...what I say, matters not.

This is so embarrassing. Also confirms my theory about people who call other people stupid often being the dumbest people I know..

Who helped him with the Black Earl Song?

The guy that wrote the original song he copied. He just added some basic parody lyrics and sang it the same way. It sounds like a great song until you realize how little effort it took.

I'm stupid, you are totally right. Just listened to the original (Clarence Carter - Patches) for the first time and then compared the parody to it. Knowing what kinda person Joey C is and the original song (which is really good) ruins the Black Earl Song.

I felt the exact same way. It's still funny in the context of them playing it to make fun of Earl, but anyone could have done the song, if that makes sense.

I felt the exact same way. It's still funny in the context of them playing it to make fun of Earl, but anyone could have done the song, if that makes sense.

hey cut him some slack. he's the only simian i know thats beat a polygraph.

Stupid old faggot.

Those people aren’t there to see Joe. That is what is hilarious. It is some kind of festival where Joe was lucky enough to get on the bill for a bit. Brag when you get 3-5K to come for a Bro Joe Shitshow, dunce.

This is the same "band" we have photos and videos of playing parking lots in front of a library with 10 people there, and people walking into the frame because they have no stage and are playing by the library door.

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"Happy birthday to me" ugh he's like one of those teenage ig broads who post that it's their birthday .... Except he's a 60 year old broad. Pathetic.

"Plenty for me kids!" - he means spit.

This is so, so sad its har to even believe. I'd say "this fucking idiot really thinks he was a part of OnA", but its even worse than that. So much worse.

I like how everything is "we" with him, like he had anything to do with O and A at all

That post the other day with the screenshot of the post he wrote explaining how he and Ant created Ants career is priceless.