Ayyyy I gotta get that denaro somehow, restoring chic rustic antiques just ain't cutting it. I mean, you do a praject and these *trolls* rip it off the internet and re-edit it! Gabaganoosh pasta primavera my assistant runs my Twitter now!
Artie has (((friends))) in high places, at least until they're done using him. He's been through this with Stern, he knows how this story ends; he might as well milk the influence while it's on his side.
"He's staying awake for over an hour at a time and hardly ever nods off and drools on himself anymore! He washed his disgusting jacket and the nosebleeds are way less severe now too! Everything is looking up for ol' Artie now!"
He's still a heroin addict. So what if he's "lost weight" and "combs his hair"? Let's see him hold a paying gig without fucking it all up or maybe create some new material that doesn't center around his unfunny and pathetic junkie lifestyle.
The funny thing is if he really does clean up that would mean working for CM was officially his rock bottom. Not the bleach drinking and stabbing himself in the guts with a butcher knife.
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29 comments
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-05-25
Lifetime fuckup, expected to fuckup again. What a scoop!
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-25
If they’re dishing to tabloid sites, they’re not really a “close friend”.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-05-25
I'd bet a whole buckaroo it was Keith the Cuck that leaked the info.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-25
Ayyyy I gotta get that denaro somehow, restoring chic rustic antiques just ain't cutting it. I mean, you do a praject and these *trolls* rip it off the internet and re-edit it! Gabaganoosh pasta primavera my assistant runs my Twitter now!
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-05-25
“He combs his hair”
Well I’m sold.
1 pastorpotluck 2018-05-25
“Take care brush your hair”
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-25
Artie has (((friends))) in high places, at least until they're done using him. He's been through this with Stern, he knows how this story ends; he might as well milk the influence while it's on his side.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-05-25
What a bar to hurdle. Sixty year old man, getting kudos for basic grooming.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-25
"He's staying awake for over an hour at a time and hardly ever nods off and drools on himself anymore! He washed his disgusting jacket and the nosebleeds are way less severe now too! Everything is looking up for ol' Artie now!"
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-25
That does spund like he's progressing though
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-25
He might fuck up probation? Get outta town, anonymous source!
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-25
He's still a heroin addict. So what if he's "lost weight" and "combs his hair"? Let's see him hold a paying gig without fucking it all up or maybe create some new material that doesn't center around his unfunny and pathetic junkie lifestyle.
1 BlueBash 2018-05-25
Can't wait to hear Anthony's take on this plea agreement
1 Amiigo7 2018-05-25
The funny thing is if he really does clean up that would mean working for CM was officially his rock bottom. Not the bleach drinking and stabbing himself in the guts with a butcher knife.
1 Henry_Kissinger_ 2018-05-25
actually it wasn't a suicide attempt, he was just trying to let some blood out so that would make hjn sleepy so he could sleep
1 martigan99 2018-05-25
Money can buy you anything.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-05-25
Oh yea he will fuck that up easily. He will get drug tested often and when he fails his first test he'll be on his knees in the slammer.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-25
I love watching this fat junkie fail at life. He can't get things together.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-25
Poor little big ol' mug is a victim of the opioid crisis asumptin, tsss
1 Henry_Kissinger_ 2018-05-25
I just feel sorry for every single one of his family and friends that he's let down continuously over the course of his pathetic life
1 thecauseoftheproblem 2018-05-25
Stop being so pessimistic
1 XenusWingman 2018-05-25
The source then announced some Rich Vos appearance dates.
1 jsnoots 2018-05-25
Did he stop going to the AA show so he could rest up to film Crashing knowing that he could stack a couple of bucks for when he is out of jail?
1 chronicdiatonic 2018-05-25
If so, reminds me of a boss I once had. Habitually took Monday and Tuesday off after a weekend vacation.
When he was working, he was sitting inside 95% of the time.
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1 Amiigo7 2018-05-25
Nah , this is the time. This is when he turns it all around. I can feel it.
1 realister 2018-05-25
jail might actually keep him sober.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-05-25
"Teddy its artie. I'm gonna need you to give $500 to Pedro Melendezs commissary, hes helping me out with some shower shoes."
1 MershComic 2018-05-25
Yeah. NOT punishing him his basically a death sentence.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-25
The close friend went on to pound his desk and say "Ha ha ha, HO-LEE-SHIT, he's so going to fuck this up."
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-25
" artie is doing good, he only shits his pants 18 times a week now. things r looking up"
1 Billyassman 2018-05-25
Artie should do the time, get clean,come out buy herion and die.Aww.