I know families like that in real life, they adopt a shit ton of kids and get massive amounts of government benefits. It's all white trash people as you'd expect
Right side of mouth: Ugh I wish men would go away. I’d love to never see another man again.
Left side of mouth: This person with a penis declares that he is a woman? well by all means, let him in our bathrooms. And of anyone says our new friend isn’t a real woman, badger that person on social media until he loses his job.
Ladies, imagine this: you pretend to think it's cool to be a lesbian because you're poisoned by a sick media in addition to already being sort of stupid
it doesn't matter, none of these types of women will engage in earnest homosexual activities. It's just a super clumsy way of expressing disapproval of men, who they actually end up dating.
You said lesbians have kids "all the time". I am highly skeptical of this, because I don't even think straight couples have kids "all the time", and I suspect more straight couples have kids more often than lesbian couples (even after accounting for the fact that lesbian couples are rarer than straight couples).
I think you exaggerated and said "all the time" to educate us about lesbians and to break any stereotypes we might have. "Educating" (preaching/soapboxing) others is probably popular with your IRL friends, but is faggy here.
I saw that one. They were all making out on the sidelines. I didn't understand why they were wasting all this time smooching when they could be making a gameplan. You've got shower time to sdo all kinds of smoochin'.
How do you go to Hawaii without leeching money off a man?
Are women still pretending that biology isn't forcing them to have children to be happy?
Of course that's how women view their friends, just resident assholes to constantly make jealous.
Pre-cuck Burr was right. Their multi-track minds make it impossible for them to be happy, which is hilarious.
Carlin was right as well. "Is this the most noble alternative to 'housewife' you can find? Pointless careerism?"
This is why I only fuck with foreign chicks, especially Asian and Mexican. None of this liberated feminist bullshit. Go bang a chick in Thailand and she will wash your clothes by hand in the sink and have them ready for you the next morning. You can keep American women.
duuuuude you got your coffee, your roller derby girl friend, your big empty house absent of childrens laughter (but covered in cat shit), you know what duuuude
I’m going to give you all a piece of advice here — if you want to find a girl who isn’t a complete piece of shit, you gotta go with a religious girl who’s counter-mainstream and maybe a little prudish. These secular whores have nothing to offer.
Lesbians and gay men can and do have kids. Straight couples with kids can go on vacation to Hawaii. Straight and gay parents go to their kids' baseball games, not because they are forced to, but because they love their children and want to see them succeed doing something that they enjoy. This post is a complete fail.
All of these women who hate men, they're a biological dead end. They're not having kids. Hundreds of years from now, people who think like this largely won't exist.
If these same people were born hundreds of years ago, they would have had kids because they wouldn't have had the means to support themselves.
Ladies, imagine this: You put up a scenario where you and your lesbian wife are in Hawaii, but that means that any mythological gap in pay based on gender doesn't exist, so you either end up calling your own scenario entirely false because two cunts can't afford it or you prove the wage gap to be false because facts.
Also, yeah just ‘be gay’ because it’s so easy these days. Compared to when it was literally illegal and people died fighting for gay rights. So progressive
It was my idea. I wanted to have kids younger than my father was when he had me, which was his early forties. I had my first kid at 32.
Follow up: No. None are moderately priced enough. They must be stolen. And please make sure to flee the scene under duress whether the cops are chasing you or not.
being a lesbian =\= not being able to have kids by surprise for example, a trans lesbian and a cis lesbian are capable of making a baby together let’s stop excluding trans lesbians from everything! please!
You're on your death bed. Alone. No kids. No wife. She died of throat cancer from the HPV you gave her. The nurse who doesn't speak English flips you over. You fall. She laughs. Then her Caribbean sisters come in and laugh as well. They pray over you, because you're a devil worshiping dyke. You die. They burn your body. They dump it in soil. In Hawaii.
You, like all your straight friends, are sharing frequent meals and events with your grown kids and grandchildren. The little ones do cute stuff and it makes you smile.
Once in a while you find yourself recalling at a reddit post from a conceited, now dead, lesbian....way back in 2018. Soon, you are laughing.
Yeah and then you'll realize you're 50 and childless and drink two bottles of wine a day to cope with the fact that you're going to die alone with no one to carry your genes or care for you.
That chick is a few good fucks away from happily making brownies for her boyfriend. These "feminists/lesbians" are only that way because they've never been fucked properly by a real man.
I'm not anti gay in anyway, I think they should have the same rights as anyone else.
But the guys only, no kid is going to have a happy home with two cunty lesbians. Is it really a sexuality when pretty much any woman switch back and forth. Sounds more like a fetisch or temporary feelings that pass.
Two dudes sucking dick and taking it up the ass is not a choice. You don't go back from that.
It is 15 years from now. You're not at your shitty mother in laws house. You are in Key West. With your boyfriend. You're a fag. You can have kids if you want to, it will probably improve your happiness to have unconditional love in your life. All your straight friends are stuck doing boring shit that their wives forced them to do. While you are playing basketball with your boys and then having an orgy. You're laughing.
Cause we all know how in relationships it's always the MEN pressuring the women into having kids and not the other way around.
Lesbi honest, 15 years in, two lesbians aren't in Hawaii on vacation. That's two gay dudes. The lesbians are at that shitty baseball game watching one of their 4 adopted asian kids, and they drove there in that wheelchair accessible van they got when they adopted the kid with cerebral palsy. They also haven't had sex or worn makeup or done their hair in years and they both wear cargo shorts CONSTANTLY. It's not that exciting.
The fantasy she's describing is simply not having kids. That's lifestyle is typically the goal of MEN, not women. You don't have to go gay to not have kids. Just don't have kids.
It's 40 years from now. Your lesbian wife died eight years earlier. You're old and decrepit and you have no kids. You slip in the bathroom and break your hip. You're unable to move or get to the phone to call for help. You die there, in agony.
But at least you got to laugh at "straight people" while you drunkenly flopped around in the dirt, right?
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1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
Ladies, imagine this: Lesbians have a significantly higher rate of domestic violence than gay male couples and straight couples.
Also, when did sexuality go back to being a choice?
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-24
It’s always been a choice
Faggots go to hell
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
2edgy4me
1 KenFrezno 2018-05-24
It's just Anthony spouting what his cultural heritage taught him
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-05-24
Also imagine your "wife" abusing you and your kids, drugging you and driving you off a cliff. You can't laugh because you're dead: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5569973/Lesbian-couple-plunged-cliff-fled-home-targeted-KKK.html
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
Guess they forgot to laugh.
Also, what was the crazy amount of gov't subsidies they received?
1 FlashVirus 2018-05-24
I know families like that in real life, they adopt a shit ton of kids and get massive amounts of government benefits. It's all white trash people as you'd expect
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
Absolutely, this issue cuts across race and gender. Trashiness is the issue.
What area is this if I ask?
1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2018-05-24
People like that should be tied inside of a car and rolled off a cliff.
1 lemskroob 2018-05-24
The highest rate of domestic violence, between any type of couple, is within Lesbian relationships.
1 xyniphis 2018-05-24
Apparently they cant stop yappin, even to other broads
1 Sueable 2018-05-24
Yep know a couple of lesbians it’s like instead of love being the bond it’s hate.
1 this_light 2018-05-24
Is she saying lesbians can’t have kids? None of that makes sense. Dumb cunt
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
131k fucking likes though....
1 Reddit5uck5 2018-05-24
Feminist and lesbians on twitter will just rt this to eachother and all their followers. It doesn’t mean shit. Twitter is for women.
1 paulallens 2018-05-24
exactly, men have shit to do unless of course they have dried up pubes stapled to their head and the characteristics of a babushka .
1 clownshoes2 2018-05-24
131K likes...holy shit.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
We're fucking finished
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
It's not just that we're finished...we're finished by idiots who buy all of this.
No different than the desperate idiots that bought into political ideologies in the past that got millions of people killed.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-24
You say the second one like it's a bad thing.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-24
Less breeders. Good.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
More like white extinction. You'll notice black folks don't go in for this horseshit.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-24
The poor always out breed the rich, no matter what. Need another good war.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
We're post-nationalist so good luck getting anyone to enlist.
I predict a race war.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-24
By "good war" I mean pretty much have to reinstate the draft.
Then again, imagine the whining.
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-05-24
It's just a rehashed version of the ol' "If it weren't for the sex, I could be gay" bit.
1 Lish_fips89 2018-05-24
The vaginal echo chamber is a mighty large one.
1 moleguy9k 2018-05-24
Tss yeah they got big cooters or sumtin
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
No obscurity to go to back to :(
1 ellasmitherson 2018-05-24
Don't make the mistake of thinking twitter is real life. They have a VERY specific demographic (fags, ugly feminist cunts, fake journalists etc.)
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-24
Right side of mouth: Ugh I wish men would go away. I’d love to never see another man again.
Left side of mouth: This person with a penis declares that he is a woman? well by all means, let him in our bathrooms. And of anyone says our new friend isn’t a real woman, badger that person on social media until he loses his job.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-24
Getting drunk at your kids game and yelling at the umpire > Hawaii
1 johnlonger 2018-05-24
username checks out.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-24
I employ the Randy Marsh strategy
1 sheba_sheba 2018-05-24
Ithoughthhhswazzamerica
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-24
Ladies, imagine this: you pretend to think it's cool to be a lesbian because you're poisoned by a sick media in addition to already being sort of stupid
1 breadmoccasin 2018-05-24
Isn't it supposed to be #LoveWins and #BornThisWay, not "I'm gay now because it's cool"?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-24
it doesn't matter, none of these types of women will engage in earnest homosexual activities. It's just a super clumsy way of expressing disapproval of men, who they actually end up dating.
1 link_nukem28 2018-05-24
what does 15 years have to do with being a lesbian?
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2018-05-24
It doesn't; it's about having a kid and going to his baseball games instead of relishing in your hedonism.
1 crookedmile 2018-05-24
I know a lesbian couple that have Cubs season tickets. Should I contact the Cubs front office?
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-05-24
Yes.Do it now!
1 crookedmile 2018-05-24
Take THAT you lawyer and philanthropist supporting Chicago Abused Women Coalition! What a bunch of goofs!!!
1 mcb84 2018-05-24
Don't do it dude. The last guy who snitched on someone for the sub's entertainment was shortly thereafter involved in some......unpleasantness.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-24
Lesbians have kids all the time.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-05-24
"all the time"? More than straight couples?
Thanks for "educating" us. You types love to "educate" others.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-24
Who claimed lesbians have kids more than straight couples? Lesbians frequently have children, though.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-05-24
You said lesbians have kids "all the time". I am highly skeptical of this, because I don't even think straight couples have kids "all the time", and I suspect more straight couples have kids more often than lesbian couples (even after accounting for the fact that lesbian couples are rarer than straight couples).
I think you exaggerated and said "all the time" to educate us about lesbians and to break any stereotypes we might have. "Educating" (preaching/soapboxing) others is probably popular with your IRL friends, but is faggy here.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-24
You're being obtuse.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-05-24
pfft yeah and you're being acute or sumthin
1 Spokker 2018-05-24
Yer bein akawaii
1 SibHashian13 2018-05-24
The most insane type of woman one can observe is, the single, childless, forty something type. That is a sad state of affairs right there
1 KangolVos 2018-05-24
My coworker is that person. She is very nice, but extremely awkward.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-24
Why don't you marry her?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-24
yeah we're a buncha fellers born after our time. but you can't expect the world to change to fit your tastes. suicide is the only option guys, DO IT
1 Nah_Ming 2018-05-24
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-24
fuck would I know I'm no zionist
1 db111 2018-05-24
She left out the thirteen rescue cats
1 TruthWarrior27 2018-05-24
Ladies, imagine this: you're miserable with dried up ovaries and alone at your deathbed
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-24
Go on...
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-05-24
The young Puerto Rican nurse forces you to tongue his taint as he speaks to his Long Island sugar daddy over the phone
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2018-05-24
Lesbians seem to enjoy sports.
A fair amount of professional women's athletes are lesbians. I went to a WNBA game once and there were a ton of lesbians there.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-05-24
I saw that one. They were all making out on the sidelines. I didn't understand why they were wasting all this time smooching when they could be making a gameplan. You've got shower time to sdo all kinds of smoochin'.
1 lemskroob 2018-05-24
If they spent less time clam-diving, and more time running drills, maybe one of them could learn to dunk a ball.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-24
Pre-cuck Burr was right. Their multi-track minds make it impossible for them to be happy, which is hilarious.
Carlin was right as well. "Is this the most noble alternative to 'housewife' you can find? Pointless careerism?"
1 butts_mckinley 2018-05-24
Isnt our work pointless too? The only reason i drive a car around is for the money
1 Trikuro 2018-05-24
This is why I only fuck with foreign chicks, especially Asian and Mexican. None of this liberated feminist bullshit. Go bang a chick in Thailand and she will wash your clothes by hand in the sink and have them ready for you the next morning. You can keep American women.
1 KenFrezno 2018-05-24
The only two problems are your wallet is gone as well the next morning, and you could blindfold those people with dental floss.
Fix these things and I'd go all in on the thais.
1 Sod_Off_Shotgun 2018-05-24
God damn savage AF
1 burlapsack69 2018-05-24
kill yourself, fam.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-05-24
No, you don't. And, no, they won't.
1 TheScheerMeme 2018-05-24
Yes because for some reason going on vacation is better than creating human life
1 factorfactorfactor 2018-05-24
duuuuude you got your coffee, your roller derby girl friend, your big empty house absent of childrens laughter (but covered in cat shit), you know what duuuude
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-05-24
Don't post this garbage.
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
hush
1 two_perrcent 2018-05-24
I’m going to give you all a piece of advice here — if you want to find a girl who isn’t a complete piece of shit, you gotta go with a religious girl who’s counter-mainstream and maybe a little prudish. These secular whores have nothing to offer.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
Is that your professional advice, Dr. ?
1 Codename-Green 2018-05-24
Boo
edit: boo
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
Fair enough
1 Dormouse79 2018-05-24
Lesbians and gay men can and do have kids. Straight couples with kids can go on vacation to Hawaii. Straight and gay parents go to their kids' baseball games, not because they are forced to, but because they love their children and want to see them succeed doing something that they enjoy. This post is a complete fail.
1 knitro 2018-05-24
Yeah I think MDE covered this one well enough we don't need to rediscuss it here.
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
quiet
1 Literal_Luke 2018-05-24
There's more.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-24
Thank goodness prehistoric humans were smarter than this or we would have petered out as a species.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-24
That's the funny part:
All of these women who hate men, they're a biological dead end. They're not having kids. Hundreds of years from now, people who think like this largely won't exist.
If these same people were born hundreds of years ago, they would have had kids because they wouldn't have had the means to support themselves.
1 PoopTownExpress 2018-05-24
That's not how thoughts work, Mendelson.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-24
But that is how genes and evolution work, stupid
1 BoatHack2 2018-05-24
You'll always have morons like this around.
1 brmlb 2018-05-24
who’s paying for these useless cunts to travel to hawaii? no chance both of them work.
1 saessea 2018-05-24
Now liberals think being a faggot is a choice?
1 joomommyhappy 2018-05-24
How's she getting to Hawaii?
In one of those planes built, maintained, and piloted by other childless dykes?
#AerCunnilingus
1 davit82013 2018-05-24
No kids means they can focus on the key issue; dismantling the patriarchy.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-24
Ladies, imagine this: You put up a scenario where you and your lesbian wife are in Hawaii, but that means that any mythological gap in pay based on gender doesn't exist, so you either end up calling your own scenario entirely false because two cunts can't afford it or you prove the wage gap to be false because facts.
Top kek.
1 this_light 2018-05-24
Also, yeah just ‘be gay’ because it’s so easy these days. Compared to when it was literally illegal and people died fighting for gay rights. So progressive
1 Sicogon 2018-05-24
Posters who need to stay in the MDE and stop reposting incel shit 1/???
1 DicksOutForGiambi 2018-05-24
I know I thought I was in the wrong sub
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
silence
1 MartyAtThePoonTower 2018-05-24
Question for any of you who are dads: was having kids YOUR idea?
Follow up: Can you recommend a moderately priced speaker for my home theater?
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2018-05-24
It was my idea. I wanted to have kids younger than my father was when he had me, which was his early forties. I had my first kid at 32.
Follow up: No. None are moderately priced enough. They must be stolen. And please make sure to flee the scene under duress whether the cops are chasing you or not.
1 winkleham 2018-05-24
Meta
1 Anarox 2018-05-24
Jesus christ what the fuck is going on
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-24
Gay incels
1 Cinderblocks2 2018-05-24
Well I can't argue that it's better that a 40 year old woman to convince herself she's lez than to have a mixed race in vitro retard baby.
1 EnwardShekelman 2018-05-24
This bigoted bitch forgot to mention having a girlfriend of a different race! How dare she exclude lesbians of color.
1 noupperlobeman 2018-05-24
Feminism
1 JaKrispie 2018-05-24
You're on your death bed. Alone. No kids. No wife. She died of throat cancer from the HPV you gave her. The nurse who doesn't speak English flips you over. You fall. She laughs. Then her Caribbean sisters come in and laugh as well. They pray over you, because you're a devil worshiping dyke. You die. They burn your body. They dump it in soil. In Hawaii.
1 84Heel 2018-05-24
You, like all your straight friends, are sharing frequent meals and events with your grown kids and grandchildren. The little ones do cute stuff and it makes you smile.
Once in a while you find yourself recalling at a reddit post from a conceited, now dead, lesbian....way back in 2018. Soon, you are laughing.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-05-24
Because everyone that's ever had kids didn't want them? Every single birth has been a mistake /s
1 xxmikekxx 2018-05-24
Yea cuz if there is one thing lesbians are known to dislike, it’s baseball...
1 Zenaesthetic 2018-05-24
Yeah and then you'll realize you're 50 and childless and drink two bottles of wine a day to cope with the fact that you're going to die alone with no one to carry your genes or care for you.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-05-24
What if i'm not 50 and still drink two bottles of wine a day?
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-24
Then you're a fruit. I drink two bottles of heroin a day, like a man
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-05-24
Isn't this like the MGTOW thing? This will no doubt be applauded as some kind of women's independence movement though.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-24
Thousands of miles away on an island? What bourgeois fantasy is this?
1 theharddriveofhits 2018-05-24
That chick is a few good fucks away from happily making brownies for her boyfriend. These "feminists/lesbians" are only that way because they've never been fucked properly by a real man.
1 InHell1980 2018-05-24
Yep. Good dick will keep you in jail, for sure.
1 Anarox 2018-05-24
I'm not anti gay in anyway, I think they should have the same rights as anyone else.
But the guys only, no kid is going to have a happy home with two cunty lesbians. Is it really a sexuality when pretty much any woman switch back and forth. Sounds more like a fetisch or temporary feelings that pass.
Two dudes sucking dick and taking it up the ass is not a choice. You don't go back from that.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-05-24
Chicks like this make it hard to whack off to lesbo porn. Cmon dykes, get your fuckin labia lickin shit together.
1 peopleforgetthat 2018-05-24
For the weekend? No dike is earning enough to travel weekends
1 Joemomma101 2018-05-24
It would make a lot more sense like this.
FELLAS imagine this,
It is 15 years from now. You're not at your shitty mother in laws house. You are in Key West. With your boyfriend. You're a fag. You can have kids if you want to, it will probably improve your happiness to have unconditional love in your life. All your straight friends are stuck doing boring shit that their wives forced them to do. While you are playing basketball with your boys and then having an orgy. You're laughing.
1 BigBoyWithTheButter 2018-05-24
So it's cool for Anthony and Jim to be gay and childless but not women? Such hypocrisy here.
1 maynardsabeast 2018-05-24
As a person who enjoys Hawaiian vacations, doesn't really want children, and prefers women I think this lady is spot on
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-24
Hawaii... What a mediocre aspiration.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-05-24
If not having kids is such a great part of being a dyke, why do all dykes fight tooth and nail for adoption rights?
1 regis69 2018-05-24
Cause we all know how in relationships it's always the MEN pressuring the women into having kids and not the other way around. Lesbi honest, 15 years in, two lesbians aren't in Hawaii on vacation. That's two gay dudes. The lesbians are at that shitty baseball game watching one of their 4 adopted asian kids, and they drove there in that wheelchair accessible van they got when they adopted the kid with cerebral palsy. They also haven't had sex or worn makeup or done their hair in years and they both wear cargo shorts CONSTANTLY. It's not that exciting.
1 regis69 2018-05-24
The fantasy she's describing is simply not having kids. That's lifestyle is typically the goal of MEN, not women. You don't have to go gay to not have kids. Just don't have kids.
1 joeythew 2018-05-24
Found the lesbian.
1 timallenonacid 2018-05-24
I don’t see the problem. We should stop reproducing and all be drunk lesbians IMO
1 QuantumDice 2018-05-24
@innerpres: "LADIES imagine this:..."
Dyke Solo: " I can imagine quite a bit."
There ya go, Star Wars nerds.
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-24
with these people it is a positive that they can't abuse their kids or even send them into white slavery.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-05-24
Let's be real. That dyke couple will each be spending their weekend going 2-5 with a double in a softball tournament.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-24
It's 40 years from now. Your lesbian wife died eight years earlier. You're old and decrepit and you have no kids. You slip in the bathroom and break your hip. You're unable to move or get to the phone to call for help. You die there, in agony.
But at least you got to laugh at "straight people" while you drunkenly flopped around in the dirt, right?
1 mcb84 2018-05-24
Gavin's a fag but he was right on the money about women who hit thirty without children start to go insane.
1 RoundImage4 2018-05-24
Way to pick your concerns.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-24
I forgot to luff.chomp.
1 KangolVos 2018-05-24
My coworker is that person. She is very nice, but extremely awkward.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-24
It’s always been a choice
Faggots go to hell
1 KenFrezno 2018-05-24
The only two problems are your wallet is gone as well the next morning, and you could blindfold those people with dental floss.
Fix these things and I'd go all in on the thais.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
More like white extinction. You'll notice black folks don't go in for this horseshit.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2018-05-24
Absolutely, this issue cuts across race and gender. Trashiness is the issue.
What area is this if I ask?
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-05-24
No, you don't. And, no, they won't.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-24
Then you're a fruit. I drink two bottles of heroin a day, like a man